L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

I love it when a generic link like that gets posted because I know I'm about to go "Nice enough house. Kinda generic. Lot of work put into the driveway. Wonder why Spottie –– *needle scratch* –– Oh."

https://i.imgur.com/TBy8ehC.png

"Did you remember to photoshop the bird into the screen? No? Oh God, no one's going to notice the rest of the room because they're going to be looking at that dark television monitor!"

yah the bird on the screen lol. the bathroom with the rocky sink / toilet base was particularly egregious.

i actually checked this house out when it was for sale a couple years back:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7741-W-John-Cabot-Rd-Glendale-AZ-85308/8098314_zpid/?

previous owner seen here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33izVlIOgnQ

OH Man! I see what you're talking about. What were they thinking?

https://i.imgur.com/nNsZjTL.png

Wait, why's forks posting that?

Ha, that HDR bullshit makes me feel like I’m having a migraine, but somehow is in perfect sympatico with the heavily-larded, mo-money-mo-decor aesthetic of these places.

pplains did you see the rest of the pictures in that zillow link i posted?

Dazzle ship

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/72ab75eb4e7b311ce50dbf5fad6bbca1-cc_ft_576.jpg

it looks like there's a paper-thin marble wall and a passageway behind it

the thought of being hungover in that bathroom is now my worst nightmare

pplains did you see the rest of the pictures in that zillow link i posted?

(I did, but an unphotoshopped flatscreen monitor really made want to smash!)

https://www.har.com/homedetail/300-noble-ave-fort-worth-tx-76140/6317160

*goes to Versailles once*

heart-shaped tub

Or is it a heart-shaped sink? Either way wft

The whiplash between the boring texas suburb exterior and the interior is just whoa

hmm maybe it is a sink but why is the faucet not against the wall?

not a real estate listing but i stumbled across this (don't ask me how)

https://www.google.com/maps/@48.3729215,14.0280896,3a,75y,214.49h,73.31t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipOUpEC1SuddgVOLg46l9t2JCREO_zfDw1I6jlBy!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOUpEC1SuddgVOLg46l9t2JCREO_zfDw1I6jlBy%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya181.1-ro-0-fo100!7i7680!8i3840

and it's pretty bonkers

i guess people just upload pictures of, like, their house to google maps? idk

pplains one is a baby trump starter house

xp looks like it's a furniture maker so that might be their showroom and not an actual residence

the only interior photobubbles in my neighborhood are the shared facilities of a condo complex, boring

just got distracted from doing work, woke out of my trance and found i was watching barndominium videos again, i think i need a barndo

lol

I want a barndo.
I want a barndo.

I want all of that old shit
Like letters and soda signs.

A large part of me wanted to like this house as a piece of interesting art/design, but it turns out I just hate it.

https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/0963/b357/6565/bb00/00e7/slideshow/stairway_house29_daici_ano.jpg

https://www.archdaily.com/936995/stairway-house-nendo

i find that house very stressful

can't stop laughing at that house

I would definitely hurt myself in that house.

Minecraft school of architecture

house like one of those bad dreams where you are naked

can't stop laughing at that house

― ciderpress, Monday, November 30, 2020 10:04 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

wait humans can't actually walk through glass seems like a problem

love too put plants on stairs

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This is just an invitation to peepers.

https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/028a/b357/6539/2100/012f/slideshow/stairway_house01_daici_ano.jpg?1586102891

I'm sold.

https://i.imgur.com/6OHwENz.jpg

imagine having an ego so huge that it just completely destroys your desire, nay, your ability to enjoy common, simple pleasures.

i feel like stairs-into-glass-wall house and barndos are closer in spirit than one might suppose

NO

map could be on to something here.

https://i.imgur.com/EfpTFf8.jpg

I'd watch videos about planning and building the perfect stairway house.

a barndo of one's own

polyg compound edition

https://www.trulia.com/p/ut/hurricane/985-w-utah-ave-hurricane-ut-84737--2141292585

jfc just build an apartment bldg

amazing! get 40 people together and you've got a $200 a month mortgage!

Did this belong to one of those couples who adopt like, thirty kids?

(nothing against adoption obviously! just it feels like this odd mix of "domestic space" and "letting people have their own adult space" and "we need room in the kitchen for 15 people to circulate" etc.)

...............Huh. It looks like a retreat center, tbh?