i turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now, the child is grown, the tweet is gone!
― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
I have the mobile app and I’m not seeing it yet!
― scampopo (suzy), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link
mb check if your app needs to be updated
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
In case you’re confused- here’s how to tell the social media apps apart. pic.twitter.com/P2U83toxPC— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 18, 2020
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link
smh fascism
https://i.imgur.com/vdOhEGg.png
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 November 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link
cant wait to read your nyt oped about being oppressed
― discourse stu (m bison), Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:31 (three years ago) link
did u know u cant even fave tweets when youre on twitter timeout smh
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link
i think the real question is, have you learned your lesson?
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:51 (three years ago) link
honestly ive tweeted things like that at politicians dozens of times and only been temp banned two or three times so i mean
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link
a couple of other times ive gotten a notification that some account features were disabled but i couldnt figure out what they were
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:57 (three years ago) link
there should be some sort of forgiveness plan for when the person really does deserve it
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:59 (three years ago) link
Does Twitter realize that Fleets is the name of the best selling pre-packaged OTC enema in the world?
― The Solace of Fortitude (Aimless), Saturday, 21 November 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link
this is actually good
raise your game, lag∞n
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 November 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob— Jean-Paul Sartre https://t.co/VNMxGyAyw8— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) November 25, 2020
― discourse stu (m bison), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
RIP dril. He had a good run.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 26 November 2020 05:34 (three years ago) link
wha happen
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 November 2020 09:33 (three years ago) link
normie extremist jake tapper quoting dril as sartre on twitter is proof that the moment has passed
― discourse stu (m bison), Thursday, 26 November 2020 12:27 (three years ago) link
Are normie extremists bad?
― calzino, Thursday, 26 November 2020 12:30 (three years ago) link
the moment will never pass
― mark s, Thursday, 26 November 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link
imo dril didn't RIP when tapper did that, he ascended a la Elijah
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link
for the rec, i wasnt commenting on dril being over, just the corncob meme
― discourse stu (m bison), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link
these damn millenials pic.twitter.com/HlPe4J9GRx— illy bocean (@IllyBocean) January 2, 2018
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link
I wonder if the corncob meme exists outside of dril, like it became so common people just know it from second hand references
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link
*gangster bugs bunny t-shirt* i am NOT being owned.
― discourse stu (m bison), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link
rubbernecking these deranged lunatics is really the only good thing left about twitter
― k3vin k., Saturday, 19 December 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link
A locked room full of white leftist men with their mouths taped shut and they listen to me lecture them for two hours while I eat pizza. They are starving and haven’t eaten in three days https://t.co/S31dSLfqnY— Kelly (@kellyvhalen) December 21, 2020
getting sucked into this genre
― k3vin k., Saturday, 26 December 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link
no kink shaming
― lag∞n, Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:08 (three years ago) link
oh I must have forgotten to link from that first post last week
One of the most stunning exchanges I've ever seen on here, branching out into multiple, simultaneous threads, quote tweets, etc. Can't capture it all, but here are some of the main branches. Politics twitter has nothing on engineering twitter. If you've got a few min, be amazed. pic.twitter.com/JZVZoCw3zX— Sturgeon's Law (@Sturgeons_Law) December 19, 2020
― k3vin k., Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link
this comic is a clever allusion to the Republican party’s block of a $2000 direct payment proposal by congressional Democrats. if you don’t see it it’s because it’s very subtle https://t.co/GqEHZAAE19— Zoomcock Archivist 🌋 (@canderaid) December 26, 2020
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link
twitter as posted by this^ asshole? no thanks
― ffolkes (map), Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link
seriously why are you back here, literally everyone hates you. go away!
― ffolkes (map), Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:34 (three years ago) link
Boo hoo hoo
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:35 (three years ago) link
literally everyone hates you
geez, you sure do hate on the slightest provocation. but don't drag 'literally everyone' into this, because I think I'm literally someone and I haven't found any compelling reason to hate BDA.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:39 (three years ago) link
you two choads absolutely deserve each other
― ffolkes (map), Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:43 (three years ago) link
merry christmas, map!
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 27 December 2020 04:02 (three years ago) link
"If you love each other so much, why don't you get married, huh?"
-- map, aged 10 --
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 27 December 2020 04:07 (three years ago) link
is this gabbneb
― ✖, Sunday, 27 December 2020 04:15 (three years ago) link
'Big" Don is not gab-nebbish enough to be a gabbneb visitation. He hasn't displayed any distinctive hallmarks of Mr. I Went to a More Prestigious University Than Thou. He's just a more centrist and conventional liberal than ilx is used to seeing show up around here. He's still to the left of Dandy Don Wiener, in terms of placement on the spectrum. ILX has just become less tolerant, more reflexive, and more dismissive than it used to be.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Sunday, 27 December 2020 04:24 (three years ago) link
a fun new twitter development is lefties with a few thousand followers thinking that they’re better at comedy than mike schur
― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Monday, 28 December 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link
heavens
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 December 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
i said it was fun
― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Monday, 28 December 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link
wish i could opt out of people retweeting themselves (and still see when they retweet others)
― mookieproof, Monday, 28 December 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
Maybe Big Don is the final evolution of Dandy Don. Either way I don't hate either of them though you'd think I would.
― akm, Monday, 28 December 2020 21:42 (three years ago) link
lol who rt theirself, i've only seen that a few times
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Monday, 28 December 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link
TS: People who retweet themselves vs. people who excelsior themselves
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 28 December 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link
dandy don usually lays back a little bit more in my experience.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 28 December 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
who is this Don Winslow character and why doesn't he get a life instead of making these elaborate anti Trump videos that chumps like John Cusack insist on retweeting everywhere
― akm, Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link
oh I answered the question myself, he is a crime novelist. he should still get a life.
― akm, Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:48 (three years ago) link
dandydonweiner wouldn’t be so thirsty for centrist Democrats
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link
Bunch of blue checks shitting on the doctor because a 6 hour drive isn't sufficiently impressive for some reason https://t.co/5xW0dGEnG7— eliots_tweets (@eliots_tweets) December 31, 2020
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Thursday, 31 December 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link