Except for the holy/holey pun.
― nickn, Monday, 16 November 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
'Holy skin' isn't a phrase afaik? (is it?) Can't say it's really bothered me before, though!
― kinder, Monday, 16 November 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link
Not that I know of, but maybe they specialize in religious/new agey/etc work, and thought the "hole" aspect of tattooing was worth the stretch.
― nickn, Monday, 16 November 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link
“I make holes in your skin”
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link
maybe they do a lot of piercing? otherwise, I would not want to get a tattoo from a guy who said "yeah we'll put some holes in your skin"; seems like he may be missing the point.
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
local businesses causing horribly deformed skin
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link
Meanwhile down in Penzaaaaaaaaaance...
https://www.spandauvalet.co.uk/
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 12:37 (three years ago) link
Nothing Bundt Cakes is already pretty drippy, but the logo looks like it says "butt cakes"
http://realmenuprices.com/wp-content/uploads/Nothing-Bundt-Cake.jpg
Especially from a distance, like on a sign
― that is how it crumbles cookiewise (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 13:00 (three years ago) link
https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/024/521/484/small/bri-lashelle-bundt-cake-logo-concepts-06.jpg
― that is how it crumbles cookiewise (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link
That's one of the worst so far"those really 'nothing' bundt cakes, meh"
― kinder, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link
The name is bad enough, but the logo looks like an actual turd.
― epistantophus, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link
They should really team up with these folks: local businesses with horribly formed "names"
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
― epistantophus, Tuesday, December 8, 2020 9:09 AM bookmarkflaglink
Nutty Butt Cakes
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link
Dog groomers in airdrie called captain dugwash
― Babby's Yed Revisited (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
:/
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link
https://tableagent.s3.amazonaws.com/media/originals/2985_7575.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 8 December 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link
Misread ar 'creepery'. Like, a place for creeps and creeping.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link
loooool that's amazing
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
There used to be a breakfast place in the Castro (SF) called Squat & Gobble too (its looong gone now)
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link
The Bread Pitt ( bakery) here in Amsterdam
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link
ahaha
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link
The Holy Grill
― Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link
Hm. That’s seems to be a common one.
― Dog Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
is there a Grill Marcus
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
Grin and Bear Grylls DDS
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link
it's defunct now but there used to be a videography/motion picture editing business around here called Edithead
― Josefa, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
woulda gone with Eraserhead but what do i know
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 19:32 (three years ago) link
There's an optometrist here called AccessorEyes, but I never felt it was horrible enough for this thread.
https://www.accessoreyesoptometry.net/uploads/4/1/5/1/41516421/6274419.jpg
― nickn, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link
You were wrong, it is :)
― kinder, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link
It didn't quite meet the level of the child's party violinist who went by "the Kiddy Fiddler."
― nickn, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link
http://www.sewitseams.uk.com/images/belfast_small.jpg
Sew it Seams
― Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 08:15 (three years ago) link
amazing!I refuse to believe in 'the Kiddy Fiddler'
― kinder, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link
The post I responded to where I made that joke is a dead link now, but it was something on that line (though not as one-the-nose).
― nickn, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
Intended to evoke Peyton Place, I guess, but instead conjures an image of Peyton Manning receiving a lap dance.
― Josefa, Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:14 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
His brother looks cute on that billboard though.
― pplains, Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:16 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
I don't know how anyone could ever feel comfortable leaving their kids at a daycare called Little Kiddies.
― Gumming The Fun Tunnel (Old Lunch), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:18 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
"Are you ready to hear some some violin music, children? Well let's have a round of applause for the Kiddie Fiddler!"
― nickn, Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:41 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― nickn, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link
Surprise Laundry, Brooklyn, ca. 1940.
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 30 January 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link
local businesses with horribly formed "signs"
https://i.ibb.co/NNGrDQ4/received-762882271304988.jpg
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 27 February 2021 02:24 (three years ago) link
I've been inside this place
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e7/c8/81/e7c881c0d5de30c907a291c188cd20ad.jpg
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 27 February 2021 02:38 (three years ago) link
Performing or spectating?
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link
is this a Mamet piece
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 19:19 (three years ago) link
i actually think this is amazing:
https://i.imgur.com/hXxGo7Y.png
― budo jeru, Monday, 1 March 2021 19:59 (three years ago) link
A new business just opened two doors down from our local Nothing Bundt Cakes (with the typeface that looks like it says "butt" and the logo that looks like poop).
What's the new place called?
It's called...
iCream Yogurt & Crepes
Slogan: you don't want a butt cake? Okay, I (will) cream (in your) yogurt.
― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 March 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link
Missed opportunity for Oliver Tan.
― nickn, Monday, 1 March 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link
wait, that's for real?
― Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link
https://www.yelp.com/biz/icream-yogurt-and-crepe-falls-church-5
― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 March 2021 22:47 (three years ago) link
iDrink Your Milkshake
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 16:08 (three years ago) link
this maybe belongs on "your terrible ideas" but i have the notion for a charming, quirky, vaguely dated coffee shop named "Knowing Beans, Knowing Brew"
― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 13:50 (three years ago) link
In a story about Alamo Drafthouse:
"Variety reports that Alamo’s Chapter 11 filing is part of a purchase agreement with previous investors Altamont Capital Partners..."
― nickn, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 19:18 (three years ago) link
Altamontamo
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:42 (three years ago) link
https://www.thefrenchlettuce.com
Is there any way this is not a pun on 'French Letter'?
Why would you want to associated any shop (with the possible exception of an adult store) with condoms?
They don't even have any products that feature lettuce, they are fucking bakeries.
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Friday, 9 April 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link
Pottonmouth is a cannabis store in the small town of Valley Junction, OR. My theory is the owners were stoned when they invented the name.
― Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Friday, 9 April 2021 00:51 (three years ago) link