So now I come to you with jizz in a boxNothing to hide, believe what I saySo here I am, with jizz in a box Hoping you'll see what your love means to mepenis tears
― sarahell, Monday, 16 November 2020 06:04 (three years ago) link
Lovin' Touchin' Jizzin'
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 16 November 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link
When the pantsGo downIn the citay
― coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 November 2020 11:39 (three years ago) link
Gentrification is when the tacos cost more than the heroin
― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 22:52 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link
lol, truthbomb, and implied striking imagery
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
the ilx hat-trick
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link
omg silby
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
i mean seriously put that on a billboard in the mission
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link
I calls em as I sees em
― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link
A+
― pomenitul, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link
grand work
― imago, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link
somebody get the narcos somebody spark the blunt let's start the Tacos off at episode one
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
in awe
― assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
Honestly didn’t think I was being that witty, table table set it up I was just using ingredients
― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link
it's ok, "Blowin' In The Wind" was written in < 10 mins
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
Ftr, I thought it was very funny, and made my own sly little joke about Philly right after.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 November 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link
ie- it's definitely a city where one can eat at one of the better restaurants in the US and then go buy heroin off some dude in a trap house two blocks away.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 November 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
that must do wonders for its walkability score!
― sarahell, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link
Ideally we'd get an idea as to whether the heroin was also decent tbh
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link
Artisanal, farm-to-table, organic heroin
― coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:45 (three years ago) link
my neighbor gets her heroin delivered. not contactless delivery though.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:50 (three years ago) link
I opt for pick-up, at the local Subway
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
this all feels a bit too much like a reverse foxworthy
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 November 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link
"If you carry two boxes of Narcan marked 'A.M.' and 'P.M.' in your pickup truck, then you might possibly be..."
― pplains, Friday, 20 November 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
I've been thinking about that silby line for the last two days
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:03 (three years ago) link
Make sure to cite me if you write a thinkpiece based on it.
― is right unfortunately (silby), Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:07 (three years ago) link
maybe man alive is just hungry
― Evan, Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:10 (three years ago) link
or maybe I'm jonesing
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:11 (three years ago) link
Keeping up with the jonesings rly
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 November 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link
Isn’t that Jones & Co, the fusion restaurant near the old dockyards?
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link
Gop Will Eat Itself.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, November 22, 2020 9:20 PM bookmarkflaglink
― DJP, Monday, 23 November 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
GOP Will Eat Itself Cure For Hannity
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 23 November 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link
Just want to point out I posted that particular play on words three years ago but I will give Trayce the win because she's not the one who everyone has killfiled.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 November 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link
okay imago, I mean Old Lunch
― DJP, Monday, 23 November 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link
lol
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 November 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link
TBH I did think when I posted it "I'm preeety sure someone's said this before? eh oh well"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 23 November 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
Now we've got mink zombies to deal with.― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:27 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglinki believe you’ll find they prefer the term “nosfurrati”― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:30 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink(xp) Nosferretu surely?― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:38 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglinkwell if you’re using the singular― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand)
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:27 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
i believe you’ll find they prefer the term “nosfurrati”
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:30 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
(xp) Nosferretu surely?
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:38 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
well if you’re using the singular
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand)
― gabbnebulous (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 November 2020 11:40 (three years ago) link
#onethread#oneheart- Jacob Marley
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, December 1, 2020 12:49 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Jah Humbug!
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, December 1, 2020 12:52 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link
hahahaha a+
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link
will need sarahell to confirm if marley's ghost ever said Humbug in the source material before i lol
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link
VAR
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link
when I played Marley's ghost in a middle school production of ACC, I mostly shrieked wordlessly at him or wailed, you could say
― rob, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
Imagine a Linda Perry/Steve Tyler screech duet
― DJP, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 9:18 AM bookmarkflaglink
i love that this poll is on ile
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 9:20 AM bookmarkflaglink
Finally, a Tyler Perry that white people can understand.
― pplains, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 10:00 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link
Ha. I once used "Tyler/Perry's 'Dude (Looks Like a Lady)'" as a display name -- thinking of Joe Perry in that case.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
I was getting ready to post about how I was tired of 95% of excelsiors being puns/wordplay, but Jacob Marley - Jah Humbug is ace.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link
aren't jokes inherently wordplay to some degree
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
sometimes it's just being really fucking mean to someone
― DJP, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
those are called "pranks bro"
― Evan, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link
World cup wind-ups
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
i had a very serious discussion about comedy with my neighbor and best friend down the street, when i was 6 or 7. back in the days when it made a lot of sense that your best friend just happened to live next to you.
he was always telling "jokes", and would ask me to tell "jokes". jokes as in "a 5-year-old walks into a bar..." etc etc. i told him (this part is serious, i remember it) that the kind of jokes i liked better were like -- i didn't understand "situational" or "physical" -- someone slipping on a banana peel
and in a way i still feel like that
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link