Gaz Coombes’ brother does something financial in Paris and is married to a McAleese.
― scampopo (suzy), Friday, 13 November 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link
Gaz Coombes did something in Paris, 1940-ish
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 November 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
This guy doesn't fit the Real England mood here as I have nothing but sympathy but I didn't know where else to share it. His wee resigned chuckle at the end slays me
Welcome to the north ✊🏻 pic.twitter.com/FOzD9yCTtI— Darryl Morris (@darrylmorris) November 17, 2020
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 10:54 (three years ago) link
Very much right to appear here, I reckon. I think of this thread as a celebration as much as anything, and if that fantastic wee clip's not "Real England", I don't know what is.
― brain (krakow), Thursday, 19 November 2020 10:10 (three years ago) link
The difference a second makes
This is the most British thing I have seen in ages pic.twitter.com/mDchcpe7Lc— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 27, 2020
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Saturday, 28 November 2020 12:32 (three years ago) link
and another
This is a SUCH a thing I love it pic.twitter.com/RUxR87fCQ7— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) November 28, 2020
That second one is because he stops and puts an extra happy Christmas in between saying 1 and pressing the button. Idiot.
― koogs, Saturday, 28 November 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
i mean he brought it on himself in the second one by sticking in a happy christmas after one^lol this was the wording of a post i left in my drafts.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 28 November 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
I'm supposed to be photographing the local switch-on next weekend, so I better bear this in mind. Just blaze away from around the "Three..." mark.
― Michael Jones, Saturday, 28 November 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link
Worker woke to find word 'nonce' tattooed on forehead as two arrested for GBHhttps://t.co/CKQbYQ6h2N— Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) November 28, 2020
― calzino, Sunday, 29 November 2020 11:09 (three years ago) link
Anger as vandals change Great Torrington's name.
"To put all of these things right is costly, and a cost which will be borne by the council tax payers of Great Torrington. However, what is worse is that it is sad that some people find this appropriate to do in our lovely small community town."
https://i2-prod.devonlive.com/incoming/article4756768.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/0_Great-Torrington-Town-sign-vandalised.jpg
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link
could have turned the rest into 'anal scoff' at a stretch
― imago, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 13:29 (three years ago) link
an appropriately cavalier response
― mahb, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 13:44 (three years ago) link
"Come to Great Torrington and get your Roscoff."
― nickn, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link
More like Real Britain but
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/27/hundreds-uk-tourists-flee-covid-quarantine-swiss-ski-resort-verbier
― pomenitul, Monday, 28 December 2020 00:18 (three years ago) link
Swiss media quoted an elderly woman from London, who had self-isolated in her second home in Verbier, as saying: “For days I was put under general suspicion. It was unbearable.”
^^^
I've never had a lower sympathy rating for someone, lol
― calzino, Monday, 28 December 2020 00:24 (three years ago) link
Man with 'samosa between his buttocks' among 45,000 arrests made by West Midlands Police in 2020https://t.co/8yn4RMe7Js— Birmingham Live (@birmingham_live) January 1, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 1 January 2021 14:37 (three years ago) link
Nowadays you'll be arrested and thrown in jail just for saying you've got a samosa between your cheeks
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 January 2021 14:45 (three years ago) link
Patients have turned down the chance to have the Pfizer coronavirus vaccine because they want to "wait for the English one", a doctor says https://t.co/iNhFD2Q24X— BBC North East and Cumbria (@BBCNEandCumbria) January 7, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link
I want the huawei one that gives me 5g superpowers!
― calzino, Thursday, 7 January 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link
Real Scotland I guess
As temperatures drop, take care on those roads and mind yer cannabis plantation might no be as well hidden tae.. 👀#HashInTheAttic#BlawPatrol#BabyItsColdOutside#OpProspect pic.twitter.com/kMyCjFX0za— Levenmouth Police (@LevenmouthPol) January 13, 2021
― a degree in bullshit from glasters uni (Matt #2), Thursday, 14 January 2021 14:17 (three years ago) link
Real Scouse Nan
Scouse nans ha ha! pic.twitter.com/15owTXPkd3— MOTJ GOALS (@MOTJGOALS) January 16, 2021
― Pie face (jed_), Sunday, 17 January 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link
That cannabis tweet is amazing too.
― Pie face (jed_), Sunday, 17 January 2021 01:32 (three years ago) link
it gives me no pleasure to inform you that we’re talking about Echt Nederland here:
Geen sneeuw op het dak van de buren? Melden van vermoeden #hennepkwekerij kan ook anoniem via @M08007000. pic.twitter.com/e5zkD0IfiX— Politie Haarlem (@POL_Haarlem) January 30, 2015
― partyin' maskless with Rudy G. and Vanilla Ice, it's a gas gas gas (breastcrawl), Sunday, 17 January 2021 12:17 (three years ago) link
"Teenagers offer free squirts of hand sanitiser to shoppers in Bradford - but it's super glue"https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/teenagers-offer-free-squirts-hand-19654287
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Thursday, 21 January 2021 13:33 (three years ago) link
Story is way more disappointing than the headline suggested
― kinder, Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:43 (three years ago) link
can think of five or six much worse things I and my friends did in our late teens, probably shouldn't write them on an indexed forum though.
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 January 2021 14:45 (three years ago) link
Fields of wheat, right?
― kinder, Thursday, 21 January 2021 15:40 (three years ago) link
I used to torment this heroin addict who was waiting around the phone box for a call by phoning it and hanging up every time they tried to pick up until he was kicking the shit out of it and screaming bloody murder. This was when I was a 25 yr old honorary teenager so I should have known better really.
― calzino, Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link
Trying to imagine a write up of that in the Huddersfield Bugle or whatever, photo of the local heroin addict next to the phone box, maybe holding the receiver, doing local paper aggrieved face
― ukania west (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:18 (three years ago) link
Local Heroin User Left Gearless
― calzino, Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:23 (three years ago) link
Dead Skag Blues
― Un tranquillo posto di scampagna (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link
"It's not fair, I'd just managed to graft some tinfoil from the corner shop and was all ready for planet gear"
― calzino, Thursday, 21 January 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link
Binman in Hereford told not to come back to work after being caught on camera kicking the head off a snowman
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/binman-told-not-to-come-back-to-work-after-being-caught-on-camera-kicking-the-head-off-a-snowman/ar-BB1db8kE
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 29 January 2021 08:32 (three years ago) link
That's Tupsley for you.
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Friday, 29 January 2021 08:44 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGmYeAm0jk
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:13 (three years ago) link
conferencecall.biz/ ain't what it used to be
― The Man DeLorean (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link
That was incredible
― Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 February 2021 03:52 (three years ago) link
Aye
― The Man DeLorean (onimo), Friday, 5 February 2021 08:11 (three years ago) link
READ THE STANDING ORDERS!READ THEM AND UNDERSTAND THEM!!
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 5 February 2021 08:36 (three years ago) link
Some people aren't fit for human society
― Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 February 2021 10:29 (three years ago) link
Aled the councillor seems like a right nutjob with the way he lost it, but the best but was the toilet flushing
― Oor Neechy, Friday, 5 February 2021 10:34 (three years ago) link
i wasn't sure whether that was toilet flushing or some sort of demonic presence in the meeting
― would a nit be nice? (NickB), Friday, 5 February 2021 10:48 (three years ago) link
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/crown-green-bowlers-scatter-police-19774967
Crown green bowlers scatter as police arrive to break up illicit match
Posting on a public Facebook group, the wife of one of the bowlers said: "Who on earth sent Four coppers to Marine Park coz bowlers where [sic] having a game of bowls?"You absolute saddos. Get a life. Stop wasting coppers time."Go to other places where dog walkers are gathering allegedly walking dogs but aren't abiding the 2 metre rule."So angry at you putting my husband in a position of not [sic] good. Show yourselves I dare you".
― faramir otm (Matt #2), Friday, 5 February 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link
and that, in a nutshell, is why we're fucked
― Scampi reggae party (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 February 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link
I thought [sic] was in Australia, so coming over here just to play bowls shows real commitment.
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Friday, 5 February 2021 18:57 (three years ago) link
pensioners with their vaccinations, they're gonna run wild i tell you.
― koogs, Friday, 5 February 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link
'6.2cm-tall man' offered priority Covid vaccine after NHS blunder https://t.co/vt2j5Fi9Wg— Guardian World (@guardianworld) February 18, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 18 February 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link
Residents of village near York are left mystified after nearly 50 drain covers vanish overnight: https://t.co/hwnvIcjiME pic.twitter.com/mCYbmA252K— BBC Yorkshire (@BBCLookNorth) February 19, 2021
it's getting hard out there for a scrapper
― calzino, Friday, 19 February 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link
I blame Jemina Cowbine
― The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 February 2021 15:52 (three years ago) link