neutral zone infraction
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 13 November 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link
77 lulz
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 13 November 2020 08:49 (three years ago) link
Lost one election and it turned all his hair gray.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, November 13, 2020 4:04 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
his pubes all fell out too
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, November 13, 2020 4:05 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Dan I., Friday, 13 November 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
when pressed for comment, Wolf only replied "I will treat you well, my sweet angel, so help me Jesus"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, November 13, 2020 4:14 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Motherfuck you are funny, Neanderthal.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 14 November 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link
wkiw Neanderthal
― epistantophus, Sunday, 15 November 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link
this reduced me to tears
raccoons are filthy trash eaters by nature though, that is the way God made them. it's better they eat fresh hotdogs and disease-free grapes from the hand of a kindly old man than get their garbage foods from dumpsters full of hypodermic needles and used condoms like they normally do― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:21 PM (three days ago)we have a couple racoons nearby but make sure the condoms they eat are unused― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:28 PM (three days ago)city raccoons need all the nutrition they can get though. maybe just empty the useds into a saucer and set it out for them a few nights a year as a special treat, on holidays or whatever― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:34 PM (three days ago)Good idea I really hadn't though of that, but what are what my cats going to eat now?― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:41 PM (three days ago)gonna sound like a broken record here but I've found pretty much all animals can and will eat human cum if given the opportunity― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:49 PM (three days ago)Fine but you’re talking like I live in some kind of cum factory.― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:53 PM (three days ago)perhaps a cum factory lives in you― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:55 PM (three days ago)listen I feel like this thread has maybe gotten too personal? I'd like to just focus on the raccoons― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:58 PM (three days ago)xp That's what my dad told me as a boy. I guess I just stopped believing.― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:58 PM (three days ago)
we have a couple racoons nearby but make sure the condoms they eat are unused― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:28 PM (three days ago)
city raccoons need all the nutrition they can get though. maybe just empty the useds into a saucer and set it out for them a few nights a year as a special treat, on holidays or whatever― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:34 PM (three days ago)
Good idea I really hadn't though of that, but what are what my cats going to eat now?― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:41 PM (three days ago)
gonna sound like a broken record here but I've found pretty much all animals can and will eat human cum if given the opportunity― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:49 PM (three days ago)
Fine but you’re talking like I live in some kind of cum factory.― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:53 PM (three days ago)
perhaps a cum factory lives in you― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:55 PM (three days ago)
listen I feel like this thread has maybe gotten too personal? I'd like to just focus on the raccoons― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:58 PM (three days ago)
xp That's what my dad told me as a boy. I guess I just stopped believing.― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:58 PM (three days ago)
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 16 November 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link
i am sometimes reduced to tears by human cum
― sarahell, Monday, 16 November 2020 04:49 (three years ago) link
-Leonard Cohen
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 November 2020 04:52 (three years ago) link
- Journey, surely
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2020 05:23 (three years ago) link
Don't stop excretin'
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 16 November 2020 05:46 (three years ago) link
Hold on to that semen
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2020 05:48 (three years ago) link
Stories Of The Skeet
― Evan, Monday, 16 November 2020 05:56 (three years ago) link
So now I come to you with jizz in a boxNothing to hide, believe what I saySo here I am, with jizz in a box Hoping you'll see what your love means to mepenis tears
― sarahell, Monday, 16 November 2020 06:04 (three years ago) link
Lovin' Touchin' Jizzin'
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 16 November 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link
When the pantsGo downIn the citay
― coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 November 2020 11:39 (three years ago) link
Gentrification is when the tacos cost more than the heroin
― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 22:52 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link
lol, truthbomb, and implied striking imagery
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
the ilx hat-trick
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link
omg silby
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
i mean seriously put that on a billboard in the mission
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link
I calls em as I sees em
― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 19 November 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link
A+
― pomenitul, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link
grand work
― imago, Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link
somebody get the narcos somebody spark the blunt let's start the Tacos off at episode one
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 November 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
in awe
― assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
Honestly didn’t think I was being that witty, table table set it up I was just using ingredients
― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link
it's ok, "Blowin' In The Wind" was written in < 10 mins
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 November 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
Ftr, I thought it was very funny, and made my own sly little joke about Philly right after.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 November 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link
ie- it's definitely a city where one can eat at one of the better restaurants in the US and then go buy heroin off some dude in a trap house two blocks away.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 November 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
that must do wonders for its walkability score!
― sarahell, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link
Ideally we'd get an idea as to whether the heroin was also decent tbh
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link
Artisanal, farm-to-table, organic heroin
― coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:45 (three years ago) link
my neighbor gets her heroin delivered. not contactless delivery though.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:50 (three years ago) link
I opt for pick-up, at the local Subway
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 November 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
this all feels a bit too much like a reverse foxworthy
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 November 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link
"If you carry two boxes of Narcan marked 'A.M.' and 'P.M.' in your pickup truck, then you might possibly be..."
― pplains, Friday, 20 November 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
I've been thinking about that silby line for the last two days
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:03 (three years ago) link
Make sure to cite me if you write a thinkpiece based on it.
― is right unfortunately (silby), Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:07 (three years ago) link
maybe man alive is just hungry
― Evan, Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:10 (three years ago) link
or maybe I'm jonesing
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:11 (three years ago) link
Keeping up with the jonesings rly
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 November 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link
Isn’t that Jones & Co, the fusion restaurant near the old dockyards?
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link
Gop Will Eat Itself.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, November 22, 2020 9:20 PM bookmarkflaglink
― DJP, Monday, 23 November 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
GOP Will Eat Itself Cure For Hannity
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 23 November 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link
Just want to point out I posted that particular play on words three years ago but I will give Trayce the win because she's not the one who everyone has killfiled.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 November 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link
okay imago, I mean Old Lunch
― DJP, Monday, 23 November 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link
lol
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 November 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link
TBH I did think when I posted it "I'm preeety sure someone's said this before? eh oh well"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 23 November 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
Now we've got mink zombies to deal with.― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:27 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglinki believe you’ll find they prefer the term “nosfurrati”― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:30 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink(xp) Nosferretu surely?― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:38 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglinkwell if you’re using the singular― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand)
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:27 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
i believe you’ll find they prefer the term “nosfurrati”
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:30 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
(xp) Nosferretu surely?
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:38 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
well if you’re using the singular
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand)
― gabbnebulous (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 November 2020 11:40 (three years ago) link
#onethread#oneheart- Jacob Marley
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, December 1, 2020 12:49 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Jah Humbug!
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, December 1, 2020 12:52 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link