raccoons are filthy trash eaters by nature though, that is the way God made them. it's better they eat fresh hotdogs and disease-free grapes from the hand of a kindly old man than get their garbage foods from dumpsters full of hypodermic needles and used condoms like they normally do
― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:21 PM (three days ago)we have a couple racoons nearby but make sure the condoms they eat are unused
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:28 PM (three days ago)
city raccoons need all the nutrition they can get though. maybe just empty the useds into a saucer and set it out for them a few nights a year as a special treat, on holidays or whatever
― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:34 PM (three days ago)
Good idea I really hadn't though of that, but what are what my cats going to eat now?
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:41 PM (three days ago)
gonna sound like a broken record here but I've found pretty much all animals can and will eat human cum if given the opportunity
― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:49 PM (three days ago)
Fine but you’re talking like I live in some kind of cum factory.
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:53 PM (three days ago)
perhaps a cum factory lives in you
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:55 PM (three days ago)
listen I feel like this thread has maybe gotten too personal? I'd like to just focus on the raccoons
― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 13 November 2020 2:58 PM (three days ago)
xp That's what my dad told me as a boy. I guess I just stopped believing.
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 2:58 PM (three days ago)
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 16 November 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link