but fuck me if it doesn't have the worst UI I've used in some time. incomprehensible trash
― akm, Thursday, 12 November 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link
parler-vous mayonnaise?
― estela, Thursday, 12 November 2020 00:56 (three years ago) link
i changed my location setting to the cayman islands and the only thing that's trending there is Christmas
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link
haha kudos
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 03:36 (three years ago) link
sigh
― lukas, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
Why the hell did Twitter need stories now? What is even the point of different social media apps if they keep constantly evolving into clones of each other?
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link
Blandly attractive people need to be able to virally lip sync on every platform.
― onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
twitter had a real opportunity to innovate like make a button that allows you to murder people who send bad tweets instead they just made stories except called it fleets lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
Twitta Van Fleet
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
I wonder if Fleet video compression can live up to the high standards of the rest of Twitter video content!
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link
they just made stories except called it fleets lol
oh my god, that has to be someone in product development or whatnot pokerfacing, for months on end, in order to come as close to "florps" as possible
USERS: we love twitter but it has problems TWITTER: great we'll fix themUSERS: do you want to know what they areTWITTER: absolutely not— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016
USERS: could you at least look at addressing the pervasive harassment of womenTWITTER [twirling like Maria von Trapp]: M O M E N T S— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016
USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your productTWITTER: likes are now florpsUSERS: whatTWITTER: timeline goes sideways— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) January 5, 2016
― @oneposter (💹) (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link
http://www.riteaid.com/shop/media/catalog/product/3/0/301320020113.jpg
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link
I don't see the Fleet option on my tweets. whaaa
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 10:05 (three years ago) link
more like Jack Dorky
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
im making daily fleets becoming a fleet leader
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
i follow ~1000 accounts and theres one new fleet today (mine)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link
when i was a child, i caught a FLEETING GLIMPSE
― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link
i don't see fleets yet, did it not roll out to everyone
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link
christmas finished trending in the cayman islands, now nothing is trending. highly recommend becoming a fake cayman islands resident if you don't like seeing trends
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
Fleets are only on mobile. There's a bar on the top of the screen that looks exactly like Instagram Stories.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
oh thats why, i don't use mobile
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
guessing, for better or worse, third-party twitter apps aren’t getting access to those
― mh, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
i turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now, the child is grown, the tweet is gone!
― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
I have the mobile app and I’m not seeing it yet!
― scampopo (suzy), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link
mb check if your app needs to be updated
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 November 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
In case you’re confused- here’s how to tell the social media apps apart. pic.twitter.com/P2U83toxPC— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 18, 2020
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link
smh fascism
https://i.imgur.com/vdOhEGg.png
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 November 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link
cant wait to read your nyt oped about being oppressed
― discourse stu (m bison), Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:31 (three years ago) link
did u know u cant even fave tweets when youre on twitter timeout smh
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link
i think the real question is, have you learned your lesson?
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:51 (three years ago) link
honestly ive tweeted things like that at politicians dozens of times and only been temp banned two or three times so i mean
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link
a couple of other times ive gotten a notification that some account features were disabled but i couldnt figure out what they were
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:57 (three years ago) link
there should be some sort of forgiveness plan for when the person really does deserve it
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:59 (three years ago) link
Does Twitter realize that Fleets is the name of the best selling pre-packaged OTC enema in the world?
― The Solace of Fortitude (Aimless), Saturday, 21 November 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link
this is actually good
raise your game, lag∞n
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 November 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob— Jean-Paul Sartre https://t.co/VNMxGyAyw8— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) November 25, 2020
― discourse stu (m bison), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
RIP dril. He had a good run.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 26 November 2020 05:34 (three years ago) link
wha happen
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 November 2020 09:33 (three years ago) link
normie extremist jake tapper quoting dril as sartre on twitter is proof that the moment has passed
― discourse stu (m bison), Thursday, 26 November 2020 12:27 (three years ago) link
Are normie extremists bad?
― calzino, Thursday, 26 November 2020 12:30 (three years ago) link
the moment will never pass
― mark s, Thursday, 26 November 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link
imo dril didn't RIP when tapper did that, he ascended a la Elijah
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 November 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link
for the rec, i wasnt commenting on dril being over, just the corncob meme
― discourse stu (m bison), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link
these damn millenials pic.twitter.com/HlPe4J9GRx— illy bocean (@IllyBocean) January 2, 2018
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link
I wonder if the corncob meme exists outside of dril, like it became so common people just know it from second hand references
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link
*gangster bugs bunny t-shirt* i am NOT being owned.
― discourse stu (m bison), Friday, 27 November 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link
rubbernecking these deranged lunatics is really the only good thing left about twitter
― k3vin k., Saturday, 19 December 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link
A locked room full of white leftist men with their mouths taped shut and they listen to me lecture them for two hours while I eat pizza. They are starving and haven’t eaten in three days https://t.co/S31dSLfqnY— Kelly (@kellyvhalen) December 21, 2020
getting sucked into this genre
― k3vin k., Saturday, 26 December 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link
no kink shaming
― lag∞n, Sunday, 27 December 2020 02:08 (three years ago) link