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fuck landlords they shouldn't exist

― a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)

Cro-Mags fucking slay...

(Neanderthal)

Poignant and informative.

hahaha

this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:

Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the “innocent” one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.

― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol this post has now appeared in two threads!

congrats my man

Two threads none the girther, though

Did you really have to goe there

"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's quite good

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

I would change almost everything about this plan. But I’m not in charge, and one of the best things I’ve done for my mental health during this pandemic has been absolving myself of the self-imposed responsibility to become an expert in infectious disease & public policy and come up with a BETTER PLAN that I have no ability to influence or implement.

― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, February 9, 2021 2:48 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

reading the story about the .02 blood alcohol level, it's all but guaranteed that the "source" was either his publicist or someone in management. which doesn't mean it's automatically wrong. but it doesn't mean it's automatically right either. for whatever that's worth.

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 10:41 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Whatever happened to Orgy?

― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, February 16, 2021 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink

good one, rob!

I will probably have to disappoint you, Neanderthal

xp

I've got one too tho:

They're certainly not the four people named in the same post, no siree.

― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), dinsdag 16 februari 2021 20:43

I have a laptop lap desk, and also have a standing desk. I highly recommend standing desks, btw.

― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 8:29 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

:D

A+ post

― that's not my post, Friday, February 26, 2021 3:57 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Is the West Experiencing a Right-Wing Drift? [Started by Mordy in May 2015, last updated thirteen minutes ago by no (Left) on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

looool

that rarest of events: DN/username/post

...tbf, thread not post

i'm looking at, like, individual sets of hands sourced from singapore

https://ajuicet.com/collections/hands/products/pilot-hand-set-v2

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, March 15, 2021 7:36 PM (yesterday)

"She Don't Use Jelly": worst single of the 1990's?
― Pessimist (Pessimist), Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:38 AM bookmarkflaglink

The one time I drove through Oklahoma is the only time I have witnessed a sky full of mammatus clouds.

― visiting, Thursday, March 18, 2021 12:00 PM (yesterday)

v good

https://i.redd.it/2t4h9okdajt51.jpg

― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Chewing Tar [Started by It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs) in April 2021, last updated one hour ago by Hideous Lump on I Love Everything

could never in a bazillion years imagine pressing this button, considering how much my existence has enriched the lives of those around me

― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 22:09 (eight years ago) link

drawing suggestion with crossover to the old sayings thread: an embarrassed child letting the cat out of the bag

― that's not my post, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 21:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Every half mile in Pennsylvania and western Maryland.
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, April 26, 2021 5:39 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago)

The CEO of my old company once arranged to pay for a lavish dinner for my wife and I while we were on vacation - at a place I didn't really want to eat. I found the whole thing showy and annoying (meal and experience of it being comped).

When I got back, our CFO told me I owed taxes on the dinner because it was compensation.

― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, May 13, 2021 1:53 PM (one minute ago)

(dn not username, sorry)

haha

lol

Glen Benton, CEO

Bejar 4 eva, f the haters

― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:13

1970. Pre-Mao.

🖼

lol forgot zing

1970. Pre-Mao.

https://collectionimages.npg.org.uk/large/mw283312/Cornelius-Cardew.jpg

― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 June 2021 13:35 (four hours ago) link

We elementary school boy rockists saw right through him!

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, January 18, 2006 9:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

*throws a punch*

roll 2d6 damage

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, March 25, 2004 1:47 PM bookmarkflaglink

can we rename this thread "guess the depressing nondescript city"?

― Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, August 12, 2021 3:08 PM (yesterday)

Is virtue signaling an actual thing that people are capable of doing [Started by Evan in August 2021, last updated seven minutes ago by Left] 22 new answers

The whole thing reads to me like an upper middle class horror story—What if the socially inept peers you treat like garbage somehow were able to turn the tables on you? While still be

― intheblanks, Thursday, October 14, 2021 6:49 PM (three days ago)

Oooooook let's dial it back dude

― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, November 13, 2021 10:12 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Dear lord this take is as bad as saying Paul's beard is ugly

― octobeard, Saturday, December 4, 2021 6:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Oh! I don't see images, just text.

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, December 20, 2021 3:43 PM (one hour ago)

i feel like everything is so atomized at this point we have quantum coolness. you can know how fast opinion is changing but you don't whether it's cool right now. or you can now how cool or uncool it is, but not how fast or what direction it's going.

― schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r)

excellent, works on multiple levels

tell us about your birthday plans, dan

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 19, 2024 2:02 AM bookmarkflaglink

Dinner at Lexington Candy Shop. The place that still makes coke by mixing syrup with seltzer by hand.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 3:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

lmao

src?

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 11:53 AM bookmarkflaglink

[. . .]

src? lol

also hello and welcome to ILB!

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

Lizzy Dripping was a midly terrifying tv show of the early 70s, but also a north midlands term for a daydreamer, I believe.

Billy Whizz.

Clever Trevor - feel like all of these are or are potentially Ian Dury song titles.

― Maggy Scraggle, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 14:28 (seven hours ago) link

the sublime majesty of the totality was slightly tainted by everyone in our neighborhood blasting off fireworks for the entire time but still a good show overall. absentmindedly glanced at it unprotected for a moment like a moron but dont appear to have gone blind yet as far as i can tell

― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, April 8, 2024 2:11 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

My roommates in college and I used to get very high and do a Michael McDonald Barbershop Quartet at like 3am. Perhaps we can reform for this.

― Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, April 18, 2024 5:34 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

TS: Godfather vs Godfather II [Started by dleone (dleone) in January 2004, last updated one hour ago by clemenza on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

I'd just like to point out one thing (in a non-threatening, non-taking-the-piss manner) re: the "im me, hear my voice" schtick - you could really have anyone talking - no one would know if it was really 'becky', so perhaps this isn't the best way to prove your point?
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, January 29, 2003 5:20 PM bookmarkflaglink

haha, the sleeve is very nice as well!

― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 15:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol