you realize you’re implicitly insulting everyone else who’s been wfh since march
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
The city and the beach were closed, so the couple never left the resort.
Wow, I wonder what that must have been like, to be stuck at home for a while
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link
I've been wfh since march
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link
but I'm not at a resort, I'm working from... home
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link
Brandtrepreneur.
Brandtrepreneur?
Brandtrepreneur!?!?!
― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
I just made that up it's not in the article
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link
I didn't read the article but the headline seems like it belongs here:
"Welcome to Brooklyn, Where the People Are as Unique as Their Brownstones"
― o. nate, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link
i hate these people, they are why we can't fucking recoverhttps://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/11/style/where-the-party-never-sleeps.html
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 November 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link
― o. nate, Wednesday, November 11, 2020 5:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Is that irony? A lot of brownstones look similar to one another.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 12 November 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
Oh god, this sounds awful, but at least the reviewer didn't like it.
COBBLE HILLBy Cecily von Ziegesar
Cecily von Ziegesar, author of the best-selling Gossip Girl series, has returned, and this time she has shifted her perspective from the Upper East Side to Brooklyn’s Cobble Hill neighborhood. “Cobble Hill” features four married couples weaving in and out of one another’s lives and pulling “Xennial” high jinks and horseplay. There’s a former rock star and his purposefully bed-bound wife; there’s a quirky school nurse and her awkward, aspiring musician husband. There’s an eccentric designer and her bottom-energy inventor husband. And there’s a magazine editor and her husband, a famous writer and recent English expat struggling with his next novel. The novelist, Roy Clarke, thinks of his previous works as “chatty and witty and not about anything, really, just people from deranged families, talking.” This reads like a wink from von Ziegesar herself, and as a fan of breaking the fourth wall, I hope it is.
A lot is happening in Cobble Hill (infidelity, multiple fires, theft, frequent drug use) and yet the novel sustains a calm, plotless schema. These four Brooklyn families operate under the pretense that while nothing is great, it’s good enough for now. For a novel based in a high-income neighborhood full of brownstones, there is a refreshing lack of pretension in the prose. Von Ziegesar easily dips into the psyches of adults, teenagers and children, often on the same page, and she lets us into the interlocking structure of the story quite quickly. There’s much to be thankful for in a novel that doesn’t waste a reader’s time.
Von Ziegesar winks at the audience again by presenting Cobble Hill as a sanctuary for the liberal elite. She good-naturedly pokes fun at her characters, but she does so with a next-level amount of kook, which becomes more distracting than it needs to be. There is a famous musician named Stuart Little, from a once popular band called the Blind Mice. There is a shy teenage girl who is named — wait for it — Shy. There is a hot school nurse named Peaches who secures a drug dealer named Dr. Mellow after making just one phone call. And there is a beautiful woman named Mandy who is pretending to have multiple sclerosis. Why? Because “she liked it,” and “it felt like she was doing something earned and deserved.” Possibly even more batty than a woman faking M.S. for the full length of a novel is the nonresponse it receives when the truth comes out. Peaches the nurse finds the act “sort of badass,” and like most of the bad behavior in the novel, Mandy’s phony illness is, in the end, “not such a big deal.”
At times, the novel is the fun fall romp that it was intended to be. But the self-consciously idiosyncratic characters in an intensely geographically accurate portrayal of Brooklyn also present an odd “for us, by us” veneer; it often reads like a joke you had to be there for. Much of the appeal of this novel relies upon its references to gentrified Brooklyn. The magic comes in the form of a jolt of recognition; that feeling when a character in a novel shares your birthday, or when you see your neighbor’s face on the local news. To say this novel is niche would be an understatement, to call it wacky would be apropos — but much like the neighborhood it’s named for, “Cobble Hill” may delight readers of a certain age and income bracket.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 12 November 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link
What does it mean to be purposefully bed-bound, is that a sex thing
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 12 November 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
Presumably it's somehow related to "bottom-energy"
Correction: Nov. 11, 2020An earlier version of this article misstated the name of a cocktail served at Gitano Garden of Love. It is Jungle Fever, not Jungle Punch.
glad that got cleared that up
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 12 November 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/27/realestate/homeownership.html
Ms. Elliott, 36, and her husband, Spencer Elliott, recently moved from a rental apartment in a doorman building in Manhattan’s Gramercy Park to a three-bedroom house they bought for $465,000 in New Jersey’s Lake Hopatcong community. The couple spent a few thousand dollars replacing a broken refrigerator and furnace oil pump, and updating their fireplace and chimney for the season. A smart video doorbell, which cost $300, was also purchased, to help them adjust to no longer having a doorman to greet visitors or accept packages.
Tag yourself, I'm the amount of shade in "unanticipated but seasonal home maintenance."
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Monday, 30 November 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link
subtract the pandemic part and you could run that story any year
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 30 November 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link
the first things i did when we moved into our house was disable the ring doorbell's internet connection and camera
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 30 November 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
“ I got to the barn and first had to say hi to Tenny because she’s my princess unicorn, so she needs treats and kisses. Then I got to ride a Polly Pocket-size pony named Snickers. I had my lesson with my amazing trainer Vanessa”
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/22/arts/television/zosia-mamet-flight-attendant.html
Kill me now
― calstars, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 07:22 (three years ago) link
I stopped at Michaels because I needed a wreath hanger for our door.
the great leveler
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link
h/t MatthewK
https://www.qantas.com/travelinsider/en/lifestyle/business/a-day-in-the-life-routine-professor-joel-pearson-unsw.html
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 10:48 (three years ago) link
poor zahana
― adam, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 11:54 (three years ago) link
I have black coffee – no sugar
ah i see
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 13:30 (three years ago) link
most importantly, playing with children benefits me
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:18 (three years ago) link
while at the same time being fun - it's win-win
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link
this guy identifies himself as a "public intellectual" on his uni website
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link
YALL COULDA WENT TO COSTA RICA BUT YA DUMBASS SAID Q!? 🤦🏾♀️ #WheelOfFortune— Queen Mother Asantewa (@Tunacheckers) February 21, 2020
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link
lol, wrong thread
That guy is a scientist the way Gwyneth Paltrow is a scientist.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:41 (three years ago) link
The Brain.fm app has a good selection you can stream through your laptop; you just need headphones
such good advice
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link
You can have his morning nicotinawhatever and resveratrol for only $4.20/day
https://www.bulksupplements.com/products/nicotinamide-mononucleotide-nmn?variant=32133357699183
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:33 (three years ago) link
headphones have been shown to increase music enjoyment, which produces MGN5, a sub-chemical component of i am a total dillweed
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:45 (three years ago) link
I know this guy is a type and there are surely no shortage of reference points out there for him but reading that really reminded me of the High Maintenance webisode Qasim (would link but I see the web series was moved behind HBO's paywall when they picked it up)
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:06 (three years ago) link
on assholes (specifically james bennet, mostly when he was at the atlantic): https://jenzerb.medium.com/i-left-my-career-in-prestige-media-because-of-the-shitty-men-in-charge-and-they-are-still-in-4963374ec6b8
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 22:49 (three years ago) link
wow.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 23:26 (three years ago) link
jesus
― satanist of size (map), Thursday, 28 January 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link
not ny times related but mnuchin's wife's vanity project
Conservatives are getting better at displaying realistic human emotion and it’s making the left nervous https://t.co/bFFxpvR9ER— Scout Tafoya (@Honors_Zombie) January 29, 2021
― satanist of size (map), Friday, 29 January 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link
https://assets.fishersci.com/TFS-Assets/CCG/product-images/VN00020610-DCAP.JPG-650.jpg
― satanist of size (map), Friday, 29 January 2021 17:32 (three years ago) link
oh my god, is that a lowkey remake of Lubitsch's Trouble in Paradise?!?!?
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 January 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/03/realestate/luxury-high-rise-432-park.html
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link
last name Abramovich, primary residence is London, oil and gas fortune...
HMMM
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:17 (three years ago) link
there are a lot of oh hell no moments in that one but getting stuck in an elevator 1200 ft in the air is top of the list
― Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link
for me it would be to feel the sway of the building during one of these recent insane windy storms while I stared out the window at clouds and rain. luxury!
― calstars, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 19:35 (three years ago) link
so i just saw the NYT include the name of Mike Daisey's new monologue "What the Fuck Just Happened" in the internet edition which made me wonder how many times they've printed the word "Fuck" in the paper where it's not an excerpt and it's more often than you might think:https://www.nytimes.com/search?dropmab=true&query=fuck&sort=newestincluding this humdinger of a typohttp://i.imgur.com/CHRq26k.png
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link
"Mike Daisey's new monologue" a real world No Way SNA
― Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link
That looks like a OCR error, not a typo. It was correct in the original paper.
xp
― o. nate, Thursday, 8 April 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link
i meant a transcription typo
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 April 2021 01:57 (three years ago) link
no fuchs left to give
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 12 April 2021 16:09 (three years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/23/sunday-review/covid-friendship.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage&fbclid=IwAR1D85wWVHzd5qnkob3z0hBYhFhHBNqMl8CCseOTiLISpK4ULc6Ao2TUYNk
features:- managerialization (if that's a word) of friendship- employing academic experts to explain normal human shit that everyone understands- a san franciscan who joined a friendship "pod"- excessive PMC navel-gazing
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 23 April 2021 14:06 (two years ago) link
i'm not sure i have the emotional bandwidth rn
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 23 April 2021 14:08 (two years ago) link
By Kate MurphyMs. Murphy has written several articles about various aspects of life during the pandemic, including why Zoom is terrible, why you should stop using toilet paper and why we’re all socially awkward now. She is the author of “You’re Not Listening.”No shit
― calstars, Friday, 23 April 2021 14:14 (two years ago) link