ITT: Tell The Beatles to Fuck Off

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Fuck your fucking fucks you fucks, if you'll pardon my French

Dr X O'Skeleton, Monday, 9 November 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

Fuck your graves through to the earth's other side, you puffed up f-f-f-uckers.

pomenitul, Monday, 9 November 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link

Ringo turned out to be a miserable old fuck, so fuck him too.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Monday, 9 November 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

bump

rob, Friday, 10 December 2021 14:22 (two years ago) link

indeed

calzino, Friday, 10 December 2021 14:34 (two years ago) link

sorry y’all

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 10 December 2021 14:39 (two years ago) link

lol no need to apologize, it just felt like SNA was begging for this revive

rob, Friday, 10 December 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link

Came here to bump, someone beat me to it. Fuck off, McCartney.

When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Friday, 10 December 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link

more like the long and winding fart

calzino, Friday, 10 December 2021 15:22 (two years ago) link

Paul especially needs to Fuck Off

chaos goblin line cook (sleeve), Friday, 10 December 2021 15:46 (two years ago) link

xp LMAO

birdistheword, Friday, 10 December 2021 17:02 (two years ago) link

I'm in the 'mostly harmless' category but lately the ubiquity is doing my nut in. It might be nice to forget them for a bit, just to see. So aye, fuck off.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 10 December 2021 19:03 (two years ago) link

The Ballad of Fuck and Off-o

fetter, Friday, 10 December 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link

Sean Ono Lennon is apparently a crypto and NFT guy so fuck John Lennon

made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 12:48 (two years ago) link

I can’t think of a less interesting , more over analyzed band. The fawning over them is truly puzzling

calstars, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 13:01 (two years ago) link

The Cardigans - Rise & Shine
Moving Fusion - Turbulence
Tortoise - DJed
You say goodbye, and I say fuck off

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 14:02 (two years ago) link

We there’s Zing saving a half written post from 3 days ago then.

Plz ignore and ps fuck the Beatles

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link

imagine fucking off
it's easy if you try

Jeremy Ironist (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 14:09 (two years ago) link

imagine all the beatles
fucking off in peace

Jeremy Ironist (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 14:10 (two years ago) link

The Cardigans - Rise & Shine
Moving Fusion - Turbulence
Tortoise - DJed
You say goodbye, and I say fuck off

― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Tuesday, December 14, 2021 8:02 AM

It does kinda work to that tune though!

pplains, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 14:15 (two years ago) link

you may say that I've fucked off
but I'm not the only one
some day the other two will also fuck off
and we will all fuck off as one

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 14:20 (two years ago) link

and we all fuck off

like the moon and the stars and the sloff

Jeremy Ironist (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link

yesterday get fucked fuck off

octobeard, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link

nowhere man get fucked fuck off

(for better aussie meme crossover)

octobeard, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 22:34 (two years ago) link

The Cardigans - Rise & Shine
Moving Fusion - Turbulence
Tortoise - DJed
You say goodbye, and I say fuck off

― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Tuesday, December 14, 2021 9:02 AM (eight hours ago)

We there’s Zing saving a half written post from 3 days ago then.

Plz ignore and ps fuck the Beatles

― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Tuesday, December 14, 2021 9:03 AM (eight hours ago)

well you have the right spirit: if the surviving Beatle(s) (p sure it's just George at this point?) can't come up with something on par with that Cardigans song, then they should do us all a favor and fuck off

in walked airbud (unregistered), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link

Hey, Pete Best? Fuck off.

the fifth housemate (Matt #2), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 23:08 (two years ago) link

It was twebty years ago today
Sgt Pepper told the band to fuck off

Jeremy Ironist (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 06:51 (two years ago) link

what would you think if i sang out of tune
would you stand up and tell me to fuck off

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 07:31 (two years ago) link

and in my hour of darkness
she is standing right in front of me
speaking words of wisdom
fuck right off

Mark Antonym (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 13:46 (two years ago) link

In my life
I've fucked right off

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 13:48 (two years ago) link

say Beetlefuckoff three times at a fast pace

calzino, Wednesday, 15 December 2021 13:52 (two years ago) link

I got my mind set on fucking off

Mark Antonym (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 13:57 (two years ago) link

foutre le camp together

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 20:56 (two years ago) link

here come old flattop he come
groovin up slowly he say
i know you
you know me
one thing i can tell you is you got to FUCK OFF

Mark Antonym (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 21:28 (two years ago) link

irl FUCKED OFF

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 22:11 (two years ago) link

For the benefit of mister shite
There will be a show tonight
of fucking off

deez nuts roasting on an open fire (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 December 2021 01:18 (two years ago) link

George "The Dull One" Harrison FUCK OFF

I actually have a newfound sorta-appreciation for George, after watching some of the doc… turns out he’s the “Neil” of the band!

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Texas Medicine v. Railroad Gin (morrisp), Thursday, 23 December 2021 01:27 (two years ago) link

Mike : Paul

...

Sorry, I can't match Rik or Vyvyvan.

pplains, Thursday, 23 December 2021 04:26 (two years ago) link

John is surely the People's Poet Rik? Nice middle class upbringing and all.

I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 December 2021 08:10 (two years ago) link

Yeah, but that means he'd get harassed by Ringo.

pplains, Thursday, 23 December 2021 18:53 (two years ago) link

Rick on, Vyv, one time time for RIngo.

Circle Sky Pilot (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 23 December 2021 23:57 (two years ago) link

One more time

Circle Sky Pilot (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 24 December 2021 04:36 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

When I find myself in times of trouble

Mother Mary comes to me

Speaking words like "Fuck off."

I wake up to the sound of music

Mother Mary comes to me

And tells me to fuck right the fuck off

Auf Der Martini (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 February 2023 15:13 (one year ago) link

it's just so incredibly rude of them - even the dead ones, to not fuck off

calzino, Thursday, 9 February 2023 16:04 (one year ago) link

john and george literally canonised themselves, you have to admit that was very clever

your original display name is still visible (Left), Thursday, 9 February 2023 16:34 (one year ago) link

I'll admit that they can both fuck off...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 9 February 2023 16:37 (one year ago) link

you know hard it can be
the way things are going
I'll have to fuck right off

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 9 February 2023 18:42 (one year ago) link

In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us to fuck off

Auf Der Martini (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 February 2023 18:49 (one year ago) link

i want her everywhere
and if she's beside me I'll know i should fuck right off

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 9 February 2023 19:03 (one year ago) link

overrated crap

CerebralCaustic, Thursday, 9 February 2023 19:06 (one year ago) link


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