Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

would a recount in Texas rub it in a little further.
In the right direction and all or not?

My favorite Trump bit, which I often quote to myself, because he sounds like he’s reading a Heidecker/Clickhole bit:

Trump talks about "my tall Barron, my beautiful Barron" as an example of COVID not affecting young people. pic.twitter.com/YqVveModk8

— The Recount (@therecount) October 15, 2020

"they're kids for some reason" is such an amazing sentence

How is kiddo formed

It was on the news this mroing

How was Babbron formed

how ivanka get pragnent

(Had to, sorry.)

"Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it's marginal, right?"

feels so good to start feeling like this circus is almost in the rear view mirror

Another thing I thought of when he lost, besides "touchable," was this scene in GoodFellas:

https://y.yarn.co/07500a18-7fdd-4085-9133-69ab38734ffd_screenshot.jpg

"And that's that."

No idea when or where I saved this Trump quote from but it's the one that'll stick with me pic.twitter.com/PwIbgzLbN4

— henno (@jrhennessy) November 8, 2020

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FLASHBACK: In 2018, President Trump attacked Carrots the turkey for refusing to concede he had lost the vote on the White House turkey pardon contest.

"This was a fair election... unfortunately, Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount."

pic.twitter.com/MzcackiDwd

— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) November 23, 2020

theres always a gobble gobble

Say what you will, he really knows how to answer a question (during a Thanksgiving PR photo op):

https://i.imgur.com/Hiuqorx.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EokhrQEXYA0u3lO?format=jpg&name=900x900

still classic

Or worse! https://t.co/a7zbQ4TSD7

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2020

A xmas miracle…or worse!

blast from the past

I've been reading MAGA transcripts for a project. Like this, from a 2018 rally in Great Falls, Montana, for 7,000 people. Realized it's Joycean outsider art – un-self-consciously self-conscious, crude and tedious but weirdly riveting. A 2-minute sample of the hour and a quarter: pic.twitter.com/2dJGnUPEoQ

— Kurt Andersen (@KBAndersen) December 8, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jrebvmPlk

H.L. Mencken would have been obsessed with Trump's rambling impromptu speeches.

June 2019:

What’s the first thing that comes to mind when viewing this photo of the 45th President of the United States? pic.twitter.com/6IyLIHj0IM

— Abraxsys (@Abraxsys) December 16, 2020

srsly wtf nobody looks like that

this is not my beautiful house

lol

man the Goombahs look so much better in the special edition of Super Mario Bros movie

it's so hard to imagine trump reading a child a story

"Copyright One-thousand ninehundred eighty five, Har-court Brace Jovanovich"

twistin’ the night away

Is that really trump? It looks like Madame Tussaud's animatronic Andy Rooney.

Classic.

Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?" pic.twitter.com/VHexvFSbQ1

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) December 25, 2018

could we please just let Donald rust peacefully elsewhere today?

People did for eight hours! Thanks for giving that video the love.

i gate your mom some love last night

America's most admired man

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/trump-ends-obama-12-streak-180116763.html

Who is trying to get Americans 2k? Classic!

I don't actually care, but worth noting that the reason Trump finally won the "admired man" title this year is because liberals who have reflexively answered "Obama" for the past 12 years gave Biden a little love this time, thus splitting the vote.

other liberal heroes like fauci in that list as well. once again trump benefits from vote-splitting

Figures that the reality show star benefits from a reality show convention

4% voted for melania

seriously, what is admirable about her? she doesn't even put up christmas decorations in an admirable way

she's pretty and married rich

so admirable that those things that happened to her

Congrats to Alec Baldwin, his new wife will be great for him and a gem.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 5, 2012

truly the taco bowl of wives

she doesn't even put up christmas decorations in an admirable way

Disagree. Her "Christmas - that's when we sacrifice the peasants' children to the Ice God" decorations were the best thing about the Trump White House.

Wishing I could put the lid back on the Pandora's Box full of 'people' that my fellow Americans admire.

Almost agree w/ unperson - they would have been, if she'd been public about how much she loathed Christmas.

Mourning a fellow poster today truly one of the greatest to ever log on RIP

— Better things are possible (@InternetHippo) January 8, 2021

We lost Donald Trump's tweets about the Oscars. We lost his tweets about Robert Pattinson. We lost his tweet about how everybody needs to calm down because Ben Affleck will be a great Batman. Laugh and cheer all you want, but this is like the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

— Will Sloan (@WillSloanEsq) January 8, 2021

dw i saved my favorite trump tweets before today pic.twitter.com/nRGvEd2MLN

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) January 8, 2021