"The big money is the chemistry between the two of them, the combination between the two of them. Look at the day after he picked her, money went gaga, went crazy,” said Dick Harpootlian, a longtime Biden friend and donor.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 8 November 2020 05:17 (three years ago) link
aw, that’s harsh. I’ll give you Dick, but Harpootliyan is just a nice Armenian name that indicates his ancestors were from the Ottoman town of Harput.
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link
I dunno. You can say that, but it make me envision alien poot harpoons.
― peace, man, Sunday, 8 November 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link
that would make it a cool name tho
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 13:18 (three years ago) link
Br@y V W33tman
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Monday, 9 November 2020 07:25 (three years ago) link
Cool name or silver age comic villain?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickson_Despommier
The middle initial is just gratuitous though...
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link
Poor little mite.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/birthday-card-plea-oscar-jealous-19246362
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 November 2020 12:21 (three years ago) link
Gentry Stein
― tangenttangent, Sunday, 22 November 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link
I just cannot be mature and professional when reading this paperhttps://i.imgur.com/7PkLrxb.png
― assert (MatthewK), Friday, 4 December 2020 00:18 (three years ago) link
"Big" Don Abernathy
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:19 (three years ago) link
"Gabb" Don Abernebbthy
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:23 (three years ago) link
Nobody knows what that’s even in reference to.
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:30 (three years ago) link
Lol
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 December 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link
assert (MatthewK) - Now I've got the Shel Silverstein song "I'm Being Eaten by a Boa Constrictor" stuck in my head.
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 12 December 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link
My oldest granddaughter Christie Nicklaus – my son Jack’s 2nd-oldest child – just married Todger Strunk. What a beautiful wedding and an even more beautiful couple! They look like they were made for each other. Barbara and I wish them happiness and love for an eternity! @CNStrunk pic.twitter.com/lfiVBuPheu— Jack Nicklaus (@jacknicklaus) December 14, 2020
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 08:18 (three years ago) link
So abysmal it's gone viral, but perhaps slightly too colourful and prurient for this thread's true purpose
― imago, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 11:31 (three years ago) link
The surname really makes it though.
― imago, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 11:32 (three years ago) link
strunk so white
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link
Motherfuckers wanna fine em
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link
Police have launched a manhunt for a 28-year-old wanted on suspicion of the murder of a pensioner in Essex.
Essex police are trying to find Leighton Snook after 83-year-old Donald Ralph was found dead at his home in the village of Aldham, near Colchester, just after 1pm on Tuesday.
― kites aren't fun (NickB), Friday, 1 January 2021 02:32 (three years ago) link
not as flamboyant as most entries here but I just saw a reference to one Mike Michael and come on
(and sorry he's too old for his parents to be Broadcast fans)
― rob, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:27 (three years ago) link
Obviously not really fair to highlight names that are only abysmal in English, but nonetheless...
Dylan Cretin
― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 February 2021 20:04 (three years ago) link
Surely the accent aigu's absence makes it alright (not).
― pomenitul, Saturday, 6 February 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link
Jadran Duncumb
― pomenitul, Friday, 12 February 2021 15:50 (three years ago) link
Flavia Piggins
― Luna Schlosser, Thursday, 4 March 2021 15:00 (three years ago) link
atm I work with someone that has the last name H00fard, and I feel like a middle-schooler as I quietly snicker every time I read her name.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:54 (three years ago) link
We've had a Fr4nk Buzz4rd at work for a few months. No relation to the Frank Chickens as far as I know.
― nickn, Thursday, 4 March 2021 21:07 (three years ago) link
I'm a bit torn on this: for now it feels maybe a bit "poor kid", but it would be awesome if she went on to kick absolutely everybody's butt.
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 4 March 2021 23:38 (three years ago) link
V3lva L33 Sh3rman
― map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:12 (three years ago) link
Found in the cemetery yesterday: Fanny Mass
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link
sure that wasn't the cause of death accidentally written on the tombstone?
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link
it occurred to me, yes
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link
Théotime Langlois de Swarte
Tanguy de Williencourt
Proof positive that the French Revolution has yet to complete its mission.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:48 (three years ago) link
Together they've just released an album devoted to Proust-adjacent fin-de-siècle works for violin and piano.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:49 (three years ago) link
in a 'too much time on ilx' moment, my company apparently has a Rh0nd@ Butt.
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:35 (three years ago) link
Quite a common surname on the Indian subcontinent.
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link
it was more the Rh0nda (ilx meme) combined with that name that I took notice of, as it's not that weird for someone to have a last name "Butt" or "Butts"
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link
Don't know that meme tbh.
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link
Casey Horny
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 5 April 2021 18:13 (three years ago) link
Joss Whedon
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 22:18 (three years ago) link
Dick Bong, posthumous Medal of Honor winnerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Bong
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 01:16 (three years ago) link
Was watching a 1976 episode of Kojak and it featured an actor called Uegene O'Neill. He got shot to death early in the episode and never had another acting credit.
― Josefa, Friday, 9 April 2021 01:17 (three years ago) link
I’ve crossed the Bong Bridge between Superior WI and Duluth MN a bunch of times and have also stayed at the Bong State Recreation Area in after a nearby Phish show where thousands of other hippies had the same idea and everyone was hoping there was a campsite number 420
― joygoat, Friday, 9 April 2021 01:39 (three years ago) link
Saw a name on a ticket in the queue last week and I had to wonder if it was cute or cruel if your last name is Duckworth for one to name their son Donald.
― earlnash, Friday, 9 April 2021 04:55 (three years ago) link
Gus Dudgeon
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 April 2021 09:07 (three years ago) link
counterpoint: that one's good
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 April 2021 09:43 (three years ago) link
I find Uegene O'Neill quite appealing visually
― Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 9 April 2021 10:13 (three years ago) link
Oo-ezhenn
"Gus Dudgeon" just sounds like someone choking to death on a boiled parsnip to me
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 April 2021 10:52 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyVfkr6nsrkcmon man
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 April 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link
Albuquerque Cosper Head
I was reading a story about the Iced Earth guitarist who was arrested for the Jan 6 thing, and another person indicted was listed. Had to re-read it a couple times to verify that "Albuquerque" wasn't where he was from, but his first name.
― nickn, Sunday, 18 April 2021 16:19 (three years ago) link