How will Trump leave the White House

Aide: Four Seasons booked for press conference
Giuliani: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
Aide: o_O

<Rudy follows GPS, realizes it's Four Seasons Landscaping and not Four Seasons Hotel>

Giuliani: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping — 11:30am!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020

it's just so funny that he tweeted the name of this business

Very "have the Rolling Stones killed" moment

It’s Total War at Total Landscaping: “We Totally Won!”

starting to be convinced that they're literally going to airlift the White House to a remote location and then build a brand new one for Biden and Trump will still give orders and people will pretend to follow them but will actually follow Biden.

so basically season 1 of Sopranos

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So the timing of this poll is awkward, because now we all know he’s probably gone ahead with “secretly move out a month early”

'Covered in his own feces' is technically still a possibility, so I went with that one.

remember those hilarious memes from late 2016 where Biden told Obama about all the booby traps he was leaving around the White House?

just need to recycle those now

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lol you sneaky cheaters

(nb i'm on that list)

Today, he went back to the White House just to spite ILX voters.

whoever wagered feces may double their bet

thx

"Covered in someone else's feces" was not an option why exactly?

too many options - WHOSE feces?

Zero vote options looking more and more likely

fearing that tank

He's been trying desperately for the last several days but, alas, he has yet to successfully flush himself down the toilet and out to sea.

I'm gonna go with 'someone finds him hiding under a suspiciously lumpy rug several weeks into Biden's administration, rolls him up in said rug, stuffs said rug into a closet and says no more about the affair'.

i think i went with other because "tank" was too specific

bodybag

hopefully

Would be something if he left the White House the same way Cooper escaped the Black Lodge/Purple Room in TP:TR, by getting sucked out through an electrical outlet.

Hurry up

GOT OUT

with very little fanfare he didn't try to create himself.
Laughing at the send off do's minimalism.
But he can always try to blow his own trumpet, probably sound pretty bad anyway.

still time for him to cover himself in his own feces

It is ALWAYS time for him to cover himself in feces

Still time for novichok.

misread that as noise-rock, which is also true I suppose

it's sad, he was a defecator

he is back in mar a lago now for good right

For good!

phew. i hope he doesn't come back to new york.

or bedminister. i like him far away.

or maybe not I guess, they are trying to prevent him from living there full-time

I can't imagine him ever living in nyc again

Won't be sad if he spends the rest of his years being chased out of everywhere he tries to live.

he didn't really visit new york that much during his presidency. not a sentimental guy i guess.

It's not for you
New York
New York

Still time for novichok.

― pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:00 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Still time for the percolator.

https://i.imgur.com/tomlyvC.jpg

Iced Earth's Jon Schaffer having a good time in prison:

https://metalinjection.net/news/iced-earths-jon-schaffer-claims-fecal-attack-death-threats-two-months-of-hell-during-time-in-jail-according-to-jail-records?

Sure doesn't feel like he left sometimes

Pretty sure they are still finding grease on doorposts at the White House

How will Trump leave prison