How will Trump leave the White House

Faeces makes sense I guess, he’s been rubbing them on his face at every appearance since he had the rona

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Is he aware taht is a convention. I think he fired everybody who was going to be ion his transition team , at least from thsoe roles didn't he?

I'm sure he's aware, he came out of his handover from Obama saying what a good guy he was...

Totally missed the “carried by 6 people” option and now I think I made a bad choice

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020

it would be hilare if this were his last tweet ever

it's funny what a lunatic he is

poor chap he must be cacking himself even more than usual now that he knows he doesn't have an undeserved role to hide behind when his creditors come to call.

yeah i know. he might have to move in with ivanka and jared.

separate cells surely?

Now that he's toast I can fully appreciate his hilariousness. Rudy G today likewise.

i think his business empire will collapse but i don't think he'll go to jail. that's my prediction.

Trump watches celebrations of his defeat as he returns to the White House from playing golf on Saturday. (Getty) pic.twitter.com/tj5YSYcWIg

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2020

KM, I bet you could do some magic with that pic.

Make him roll the window down and have liquid thrown on him

Or just turn his face into a butt

Always has been.

He looks like he just flooded his zone with shit

i don't even understand what is going on here https://t.co/Jz7V7028WR

— Maybe: Fred Benenson (@fredbenenson) November 7, 2020

A friend of mine lives in Sterling and is the guy who reportedly held up a "GOOD RIDDANCE" sign at him this AM

I am begging you to please read the whole thread from @fredbenenson

seems like a giuliani mistake

If that's indeed what happened, then I can die happy.

I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good. pic.twitter.com/DTJIQGsKHG

— Alex Sexton (@SlexAxton) November 7, 2020

Accidentally... or WAS it?

it has to be what happened

What a PR bonanza for what appears to be a small mom-and-pop kind of business.

sadly the sex store is getting more press than the landscape business,

amazing

Aide: Four Seasons booked for press conference
Giuliani: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
Aide: o_O

<Rudy follows GPS, realizes it's Four Seasons Landscaping and not Four Seasons Hotel>

Giuliani: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping — 11:30am!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020

it's just so funny that he tweeted the name of this business

Very "have the Rolling Stones killed" moment

It’s Total War at Total Landscaping: “We Totally Won!”

starting to be convinced that they're literally going to airlift the White House to a remote location and then build a brand new one for Biden and Trump will still give orders and people will pretend to follow them but will actually follow Biden.

so basically season 1 of Sopranos

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So the timing of this poll is awkward, because now we all know he’s probably gone ahead with “secretly move out a month early”

'Covered in his own feces' is technically still a possibility, so I went with that one.

remember those hilarious memes from late 2016 where Biden told Obama about all the booby traps he was leaving around the White House?

just need to recycle those now

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lol you sneaky cheaters

(nb i'm on that list)

Today, he went back to the White House just to spite ILX voters.

whoever wagered feces may double their bet

thx

"Covered in someone else's feces" was not an option why exactly?

too many options - WHOSE feces?

Zero vote options looking more and more likely

fearing that tank

He's been trying desperately for the last several days but, alas, he has yet to successfully flush himself down the toilet and out to sea.

I'm gonna go with 'someone finds him hiding under a suspiciously lumpy rug several weeks into Biden's administration, rolls him up in said rug, stuffs said rug into a closet and says no more about the affair'.

Bag of piss is his codename in Russia

Mark get out I'm piss