i think he'll be spending most of the lame duck period at mar a lago and bedminster
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
he's not going to help prepare for the transition
Faeces makes sense I guess, he’s been rubbing them on his face at every appearance since he had the rona
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link
xp Is he aware taht is a convention. I think he fired everybody who was going to be ion his transition team , at least from thsoe roles didn't he?
― Stevolende, Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
I'm sure he's aware, he came out of his handover from Obama saying what a good guy he was...
― Mark G, Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link
Totally missed the “carried by 6 people” option and now I think I made a bad choice
― epistantophus, Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020
it would be hilare if this were his last tweet ever
― wasdnous (abanana), Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
it's funny what a lunatic he is
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
poor chap he must be cacking himself even more than usual now that he knows he doesn't have an undeserved role to hide behind when his creditors come to call.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
yeah i know. he might have to move in with ivanka and jared.
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
separate cells surely?
― Stevolende, Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
Now that he's toast I can fully appreciate his hilariousness. Rudy G today likewise.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
i think his business empire will collapse but i don't think he'll go to jail. that's my prediction.
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
Trump watches celebrations of his defeat as he returns to the White House from playing golf on Saturday. (Getty) pic.twitter.com/tj5YSYcWIg— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2020
― lukas, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
KM, I bet you could do some magic with that pic.
― scampo-phenique (WmC), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
Make him roll the window down and have liquid thrown on him
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link
Or just turn his face into a butt
Always has been.
― pomenitul, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link
He looks like he just flooded his zone with shit
― Sam Weller, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link
i don't even understand what is going on here https://t.co/Jz7V7028WR— Maybe: Fred Benenson (@fredbenenson) November 7, 2020
― lukas, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
A friend of mine lives in Sterling and is the guy who reportedly held up a "GOOD RIDDANCE" sign at him this AM
― return of the jed clampett (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
I am begging you to please read the whole thread from @fredbenenson
seems like a giuliani mistake
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
If that's indeed what happened, then I can die happy.
I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good. pic.twitter.com/DTJIQGsKHG— Alex Sexton (@SlexAxton) November 7, 2020
― jmm, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link
Accidentally... or WAS it?
― return of the jed clampett (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
it has to be what happened
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
What a PR bonanza for what appears to be a small mom-and-pop kind of business.
― henry s, Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link
sadly the sex store is getting more press than the landscape business,
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link
amazing
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link
Aide: Four Seasons booked for press conferenceGiuliani: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!Aide: o_O
<Rudy follows GPS, realizes it's Four Seasons Landscaping and not Four Seasons Hotel>
Giuliani: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
Big press conference today in Philadelphia at Four Seasons Total Landscaping — 11:30am!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020
― treeship., Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
it's just so funny that he tweeted the name of this business
Very "have the Rolling Stones killed" moment
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:18 (three years ago) link
It’s Total War at Total Landscaping: “We Totally Won!”
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link
starting to be convinced that they're literally going to airlift the White House to a remote location and then build a brand new one for Biden and Trump will still give orders and people will pretend to follow them but will actually follow Biden.
so basically season 1 of Sopranos
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 November 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
So the timing of this poll is awkward, because now we all know he’s probably gone ahead with “secretly move out a month early”
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:31 (three years ago) link
'Covered in his own feces' is technically still a possibility, so I went with that one.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:32 (three years ago) link
remember those hilarious memes from late 2016 where Biden told Obama about all the booby traps he was leaving around the White House?
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link
just need to recycle those now
― ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 30 December 2020 00:40 (three years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
lol you sneaky cheaters
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Thursday, 31 December 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
(nb i'm on that list)
― Two Meter Peter (Ste), Thursday, 31 December 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
Today, he went back to the White House just to spite ILX voters.
― On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Thursday, 31 December 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
whoever wagered feces may double their bet
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link
thx
― pomenitul, Monday, 11 January 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link
"Covered in someone else's feces" was not an option why exactly?
― i'm so into fping right now (Eric H.), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:32 (three years ago) link
too many options - WHOSE feces?
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
Zero vote options looking more and more likely
― fish quits shock (Matt #2), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:42 (three years ago) link
fearing that tank
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 20:43 (three years ago) link
Hopefully in a body bag full of piss.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 27 August 2023 16:53 (seven months ago) link
that’s how he’d have wanted it
― The Yellow Kid, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:39 (seven months ago) link
Bag of piss is his codename in Russia
― But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Sunday, 27 August 2023 18:40 (seven months ago) link
Mark get out I'm piss
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 August 2023 23:59 (seven months ago) link