that is a good tweet
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/uSGFYCP.jpg
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
so long don
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
this guy sucks imo
― @oneposter (✔️) (sic), Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link
he was always my least favorite bloom county character
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 7 November 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/8J0M2kQ.jpg
― @oneposter (✔️) (sic), Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
a one-term impeached president that lost the popular vote twice? I think I'm sticking with dud.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 November 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link
On one hand, he's a dud.
On the other hand, he's a dud.
― Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 8 November 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link
my 3 favorite most classic Trump lies:"Largest inauguration crowd, period". Bam! Right out the gate with the crazy dictator shtick "I meant to say I have no idea why it would NOT be Russia." I wouldn't have the gall to try that type of lie on my cats. "Uhhh I'd say about equal" when asked if was old or new testament guy. The one that consistently makes me burst out laughing.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:25 (three years ago) link
^ yeah, that was the best until Four Seasons Total Landscaping
― @oneposter (✔️) (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:44 (three years ago) link
2 Corinthians
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link
"Because I'm a perfect physical specimen and I'm extremely young" <---late entry for funniest imo
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:55 (three years ago) link
"I meant to say I have no idea why it would NOT be Russia." I wouldn't have the gall to try that type of lie on my cats.
holy shit can't believe I forgot about this
― frogbs, Sunday, 8 November 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link
Dud
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, 8 November 2020 05:20 (three years ago) link
I think this was actually a genuine joke, it's just that (as the writers' accounts from his Comedy Central Roast aver) since the only thing he can think or talk about is how great he is, the only type of joke he can make is "slightly exaggerating the type of thing he normally thinks and says about himself"
― @oneposter (✔️) (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2020 05:55 (three years ago) link
"Uhhhh, I'd say about equal" is another one of those jokes Ianucci wishes he could've written
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 8 November 2020 07:24 (three years ago) link
While we're replaying the hits, the quote that sums him up for me is "I am much more humble than you would understand."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R42mFx3_ss
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 8 November 2020 09:20 (three years ago) link
Very good brain
“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things."
― Three Seasons Partial Landscaping (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 10:33 (three years ago) link
Looking forward to the day when it doesn't even occur to me to look at his twitter, but until then, I will never get over this mewling puke being poster boy for the anti-participation trophies crowd:
71,000,000 Legal Votes. The most EVER for a sitting President!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020
― rob, Sunday, 8 November 2020 13:47 (three years ago) link
would a recount in Texas rub it in a little further.In the right direction and all or not?
― Stevolende, Sunday, 8 November 2020 13:50 (three years ago) link
My favorite Trump bit, which I often quote to myself, because he sounds like he’s reading a Heidecker/Clickhole bit:
Trump talks about "my tall Barron, my beautiful Barron" as an example of COVID not affecting young people. pic.twitter.com/YqVveModk8— The Recount (@therecount) October 15, 2020
― blatherskite, Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link
"they're kids for some reason" is such an amazing sentence
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
How is kiddo formed
― Three Seasons Partial Landscaping (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
It was on the news this mroing
― pomenitul, Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
How was Babbron formed
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
how ivanka get pragnent
(Had to, sorry.)
― pomenitul, Sunday, 8 November 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link
"Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it's marginal, right?"
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link
feels so good to start feeling like this circus is almost in the rear view mirror
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
Another thing I thought of when he lost, besides "touchable," was this scene in GoodFellas:
https://y.yarn.co/07500a18-7fdd-4085-9133-69ab38734ffd_screenshot.jpg
"And that's that."
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 8 November 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
No idea when or where I saved this Trump quote from but it's the one that'll stick with me pic.twitter.com/PwIbgzLbN4— henno (@jrhennessy) November 8, 2020
― @oneposter (✔️) (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1325599323724320768/YUS8xvZ1?format=jpg&name=medium
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 November 2020 04:17 (three years ago) link
FLASHBACK: In 2018, President Trump attacked Carrots the turkey for refusing to concede he had lost the vote on the White House turkey pardon contest."This was a fair election... unfortunately, Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount." pic.twitter.com/MzcackiDwd— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) November 23, 2020
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link
theres always a gobble gobble
― discourse stu (m bison), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 03:45 (three years ago) link
Say what you will, he really knows how to answer a question (during a Thanksgiving PR photo op):
https://i.imgur.com/Hiuqorx.jpg
― huge rant (sic), Friday, 27 November 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EokhrQEXYA0u3lO?format=jpg&name=900x900
― calzino, Sunday, 6 December 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
still classic
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 December 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link
Or worse! https://t.co/a7zbQ4TSD7— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 8, 2020
A xmas miracle…or worse!
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 05:29 (three years ago) link
blast from the past
I've been reading MAGA transcripts for a project. Like this, from a 2018 rally in Great Falls, Montana, for 7,000 people. Realized it's Joycean outsider art – un-self-consciously self-conscious, crude and tedious but weirdly riveting. A 2-minute sample of the hour and a quarter: pic.twitter.com/2dJGnUPEoQ— Kurt Andersen (@KBAndersen) December 8, 2020
― huge rant (sic), Thursday, 10 December 2020 10:12 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jrebvmPlk
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link
H.L. Mencken would have been obsessed with Trump's rambling impromptu speeches.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link
June 2019:
What’s the first thing that comes to mind when viewing this photo of the 45th President of the United States? pic.twitter.com/6IyLIHj0IM— Abraxsys (@Abraxsys) December 16, 2020
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link
srsly wtf nobody looks like that
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link
this is not my beautiful house
― frogbs, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link
lol
― The Battle of Taylor Swift's "Evermore" (PBKR), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
man the Goombahs look so much better in the special edition of Super Mario Bros movie
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link
it's so hard to imagine trump reading a child a story
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link
"Copyright One-thousand ninehundred eighty five, Har-court Brace Jovanovich"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 00:37 (three years ago) link
twistin’ the night away
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link
Is that really trump? It looks like Madame Tussaud's animatronic Andy Rooney.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link
Classic.
Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?" pic.twitter.com/VHexvFSbQ1— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) December 25, 2018
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 25 December 2020 11:57 (three years ago) link