How will Trump leave the White House

They key question is whether the Republican Party will go along with the idea that this was a “stolen” election. So far they’ve always gone along with him, but when he is out of office the political calculus might be different.

He'll go meekly, leaving a mess and inadequate tips for the hired help.


iirc for his faults Trump is a big tipper

lol

These 18 seconds of Citizen Kane. https://t.co/prQNoKnwk7

— Jonathan Mahler (@jonathanmahler) November 7, 2020

iirc for his faults Trump is a big tipper

My friend's exgf worked at his golf course in Scotland and still had a £50 note Trump had tipped her as a souvenir some years later

I would have spent it

Innocence tube

It's an Innocence tube
It's just an Innocence tube
It's a put-on

it doesn't matter if no networks call the race or Trump never concedes because all that's required to close an election are the states certifying their results, which will all happen by early Dec

voted "other" since "kicking and screaming" is missing

https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/1O-66vq6BQ66w_StiFIWiglIF5M=/469x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/MSOACXSKRJAYXAAG5SYN63IORU.jpg

he will be carried out kicking and screaming and wearing a comedy mustache that he demanded so people wouldn't know it was him being carried out

Sad!

i'm jackin it

Look they’re already digging his grave in the White House lawn.

The possibilities are delicious, I can't wait for this. However it goes down, it's gonna be ugly.

He will move out secretly a month early ... but still covered in feces.

that's why he's leaving early

In all seriousness... I can’t see any way he is going to be able to even pretend to engage with the job or the appearance of the job these next 2.5 months

This is bound to be the weirdest lame duck period in US history

He is gonna golf and ragetweet 94/7.

He will leave it in a car
He will leave it in a jar

he's going to rage and golftweet

I DO NOT HAVE A HANDICAP I AM NOT A SCRATCH GOLFER

No perp-walked by at least one police force?

poop-walked

i think he'll be spending most of the lame duck period at mar a lago and bedminster

he's not going to help prepare for the transition

Faeces makes sense I guess, he’s been rubbing them on his face at every appearance since he had the rona

xp
Is he aware taht is a convention. I think he fired everybody who was going to be ion his transition team , at least from thsoe roles didn't he?

I'm sure he's aware, he came out of his handover from Obama saying what a good guy he was...

Totally missed the “carried by 6 people” option and now I think I made a bad choice

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020

it would be hilare if this were his last tweet ever

it's funny what a lunatic he is

poor chap he must be cacking himself even more than usual now that he knows he doesn't have an undeserved role to hide behind when his creditors come to call.

yeah i know. he might have to move in with ivanka and jared.

separate cells surely?

Now that he's toast I can fully appreciate his hilariousness. Rudy G today likewise.

i think his business empire will collapse but i don't think he'll go to jail. that's my prediction.

Trump watches celebrations of his defeat as he returns to the White House from playing golf on Saturday. (Getty) pic.twitter.com/tj5YSYcWIg

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2020

KM, I bet you could do some magic with that pic.

Make him roll the window down and have liquid thrown on him

Or just turn his face into a butt

Always has been.

He looks like he just flooded his zone with shit

i don't even understand what is going on here https://t.co/Jz7V7028WR

— Maybe: Fred Benenson (@fredbenenson) November 7, 2020

A friend of mine lives in Sterling and is the guy who reportedly held up a "GOOD RIDDANCE" sign at him this AM

I am begging you to please read the whole thread from @fredbenenson

seems like a giuliani mistake

If that's indeed what happened, then I can die happy.

I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good. pic.twitter.com/DTJIQGsKHG

— Alex Sexton (@SlexAxton) November 7, 2020

Accidentally... or WAS it?

it has to be what happened

What a PR bonanza for what appears to be a small mom-and-pop kind of business.

It is ALWAYS time for him to cover himself in feces

Still time for novichok.

misread that as noise-rock, which is also true I suppose

it's sad, he was a defecator

he is back in mar a lago now for good right

For good!

phew. i hope he doesn't come back to new york.

or bedminister. i like him far away.

or maybe not I guess, they are trying to prevent him from living there full-time

I can't imagine him ever living in nyc again

Won't be sad if he spends the rest of his years being chased out of everywhere he tries to live.

he didn't really visit new york that much during his presidency. not a sentimental guy i guess.

It's not for you
New York
New York

Still time for novichok.

― pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 14:00 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Still time for the percolator.

https://i.imgur.com/tomlyvC.jpg

Iced Earth's Jon Schaffer having a good time in prison:

https://metalinjection.net/news/iced-earths-jon-schaffer-claims-fecal-attack-death-threats-two-months-of-hell-during-time-in-jail-according-to-jail-records?

Sure doesn't feel like he left sometimes

Pretty sure they are still finding grease on doorposts at the White House

How will Trump leave prison

in a laundry basket with no laundry in it and he's totally visible

Shawshank redemption by accident

I was thinking he'd go the Malcolm X route, and leave as a devout Muslim.

Hopefully in a body bag full of piss.

that’s how he’d have wanted it

Bag of piss is his codename in Russia

Mark get out I'm piss