How will Trump leave the White House

I voted truck but I can’t see him deigning to sit around there for his whole lame duck period when he could be in Florida

he will be nowhere to be found

Write-in vote for “on a gurney”

he will sneak out in the dead of night like the pusillanimous toad he truly is

Like Ben Horne being arrested.

I got stuck with the image of him inhabiting the crawlspaces of the white house for months. BUt like other vermin wouldn't he be fumigated much earlier. & would he get stuck in there and cause even more of a stink than he has already.

Alternatively maybe using those old legendary tunnels under the white house to leave quietly so nobody sees him go and he can sneak off to be the philanthropic deity he's alkways secretly been. Gosh he can keep a secret well.

BUt then I shook of the reverie and realised he needed to suck the energy out of a crowd so would need to stand in front of one one last time. THough probably is going to9 be running wrongfully evicted rallies for months to come.

Or yet again, him getting an actual real case of the rona from his close buddy Meadows and having to be removed to a hospital and this time not pullling through. so becoming a martyr to a so called imaginary disease.

When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun?

At the last moment through a concealed escape chute, cackling evilly.

liquefying in a bin bag please

Other. He's not. None of these networks is going to call the race because they need him badly.

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What you gonna do when things go wrong?
What you gonna do when it all cracks up?
What you gonna do when the love burns down?
What you gonna do when the flames go up?
Who is gonna come and turn the tide?
What's it gonna take to make a dream survive?
Who's got the touch to calm the storm inside?
Who's gonna save you?
Alive and kicking

(xp) In other words, Jared Kushner jumps out of a window and breaks both legs, Giuliani is found lying dead at the bottom of a staircase, Pence shoots himself in the head, Trump tries to do the same and only succeeds in shooting himself in the jaw and is rendered unable to communicate and taken to the guillotine the next day, mute and in agony.

Tell the Democrat Governors that “Mutiny On The Bounty” was one of my all time favorite movies. A good old fashioned mutiny every now and then is an exciting and invigorating thing to watch, especially when the mutineers need so much from the Captain. Too easy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 14, 2020

That's right, sir, just like Captain Bligh.

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Trump couldn’t even win that standoff with Pelosi a while back about giving the State of the Union speech. It won’t come to physical removal.

i think he is just going to sulk away

Innocence tube

FWIW, in Jane Mayer's recent Trump piece in the New Yorker (pre-election)

Michael Cohen, Trump’s former attorney, told me, “He will not concede. Never, ever, ever.” He went on, “I believe he’s going to challenge the validity of the vote in each and every state he loses—claiming ballot fraud, seeking to undermine the process and invalidate it.”

...

Cohen is so certain that Trump will lose that he recently placed a ten-thousand-dollar bet on it. “He’ll blame everyone except for himself,” Cohen said. “Every day, he’ll rant and rave and yell and scream about how they stole the Presidency from him. He’ll say he won by millions and millions of ballots, and they cheated with votes from dead people and people who weren’t born yet. He’ll tell all sorts of lies and activate his militias. It’s going to be a pathetic show. But, by stacking the Supreme Court, he’ll think he can get an injunction. Trump repeats his lies over and over with the belief that the more he tells them the more people will believe them. We all wish he’d just shut up, but the problem is he won’t.”

Michael Cohen pretty otm?

I’m not sure this will come to anything though. In the end I doubt he’ll put himself in a position to be dragged out of the white house.

Oh, he won't. But he will drag this on and on and never concede.

They key question is whether the Republican Party will go along with the idea that this was a “stolen” election. So far they’ve always gone along with him, but when he is out of office the political calculus might be different.

He'll go meekly, leaving a mess and inadequate tips for the hired help.


iirc for his faults Trump is a big tipper

lol

These 18 seconds of Citizen Kane. https://t.co/prQNoKnwk7

— Jonathan Mahler (@jonathanmahler) November 7, 2020

iirc for his faults Trump is a big tipper

My friend's exgf worked at his golf course in Scotland and still had a £50 note Trump had tipped her as a souvenir some years later

I would have spent it

Innocence tube

It's an Innocence tube
It's just an Innocence tube
It's a put-on

it doesn't matter if no networks call the race or Trump never concedes because all that's required to close an election are the states certifying their results, which will all happen by early Dec

voted "other" since "kicking and screaming" is missing

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he will be carried out kicking and screaming and wearing a comedy mustache that he demanded so people wouldn't know it was him being carried out

Sad!

i'm jackin it

Look they’re already digging his grave in the White House lawn.

The possibilities are delicious, I can't wait for this. However it goes down, it's gonna be ugly.

He will move out secretly a month early ... but still covered in feces.

that's why he's leaving early

In all seriousness... I can’t see any way he is going to be able to even pretend to engage with the job or the appearance of the job these next 2.5 months

This is bound to be the weirdest lame duck period in US history

He is gonna golf and ragetweet 94/7.

He will leave it in a car
He will leave it in a jar

he's going to rage and golftweet

I DO NOT HAVE A HANDICAP I AM NOT A SCRATCH GOLFER

No perp-walked by at least one police force?

poop-walked

i think he'll be spending most of the lame duck period at mar a lago and bedminster

he's not going to help prepare for the transition

Faeces makes sense I guess, he’s been rubbing them on his face at every appearance since he had the rona

xp
Is he aware taht is a convention. I think he fired everybody who was going to be ion his transition team , at least from thsoe roles didn't he?

I'm sure he's aware, he came out of his handover from Obama saying what a good guy he was...

Totally missed the “carried by 6 people” option and now I think I made a bad choice

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020

it would be hilare if this were his last tweet ever

just need to recycle those now

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

lol you sneaky cheaters

(nb i'm on that list)

Today, he went back to the White House just to spite ILX voters.

whoever wagered feces may double their bet

thx

"Covered in someone else's feces" was not an option why exactly?

too many options - WHOSE feces?

Zero vote options looking more and more likely

fearing that tank

He's been trying desperately for the last several days but, alas, he has yet to successfully flush himself down the toilet and out to sea.

I'm gonna go with 'someone finds him hiding under a suspiciously lumpy rug several weeks into Biden's administration, rolls him up in said rug, stuffs said rug into a closet and says no more about the affair'.

i think i went with other because "tank" was too specific

bodybag

hopefully

Would be something if he left the White House the same way Cooper escaped the Black Lodge/Purple Room in TP:TR, by getting sucked out through an electrical outlet.

Hurry up

GOT OUT

with very little fanfare he didn't try to create himself.
Laughing at the send off do's minimalism.
But he can always try to blow his own trumpet, probably sound pretty bad anyway.

still time for him to cover himself in his own feces

It is ALWAYS time for him to cover himself in feces

Still time for novichok.

misread that as noise-rock, which is also true I suppose

it's sad, he was a defecator

he is back in mar a lago now for good right

For good!

phew. i hope he doesn't come back to new york.

or bedminister. i like him far away.

or maybe not I guess, they are trying to prevent him from living there full-time

I can't imagine him ever living in nyc again

Won't be sad if he spends the rest of his years being chased out of everywhere he tries to live.

he didn't really visit new york that much during his presidency. not a sentimental guy i guess.

It's not for you
New York
New York

Still time for novichok.

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Still time for the percolator.

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Iced Earth's Jon Schaffer having a good time in prison:

https://metalinjection.net/news/iced-earths-jon-schaffer-claims-fecal-attack-death-threats-two-months-of-hell-during-time-in-jail-according-to-jail-records?

Sure doesn't feel like he left sometimes

Pretty sure they are still finding grease on doorposts at the White House

How will Trump leave prison

in a laundry basket with no laundry in it and he's totally visible

Shawshank redemption by accident

I was thinking he'd go the Malcolm X route, and leave as a devout Muslim.

Hopefully in a body bag full of piss.

that’s how he’d have wanted it

Bag of piss is his codename in Russia

Mark get out I'm piss