fabulous
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link
The smile was broad at that one
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link
Biden up 5k in PA
― Maresn3st, Friday, 6 November 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link
Whoops, apologies, but lol anyway
antici
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, November 5, 2020 2:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
(900+ posts later)
PAtion
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, November 6, 2020 9:34 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link
can we have a separate US Election excelsior thread please
― imago, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
pip pip
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
imago doing a half-decent markers impersonation
― DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
Abolish the Excelsior Police
― Evan, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
lol it as you see it
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link
if we're doing this can we also get a separate obituary thread for the "stars" of british sitcoms, it feels like four people named ian craig-fellows who were in "bosom manor" and "the postmaster general" die every week
― na (NA), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
Not Ian Craig-Fellows!!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link
Losing my shit at “bosom manor”
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
an essay by w makepeace thackeray
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
― na (NA), Friday, November 6, 2020 8:04 AM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
Legit crying tears over 'Bosom Manor'
I watched Bosom Manor with my parents on PBS every week ... don't laugh!
― sarahell, Friday, 6 November 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
I came back and saw my own post and then saw your post and now I'm crying laughing again.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 November 2020 03:45 (three years ago) link
it is fantastic
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 7 November 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link
Aide: Four Seasons booked for press conferenceGiuliani: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!Aide: o_O<Rudy follows GPS, realizes it's Four Seasons Landscaping and not Four Seasons Hotel>Giuliani: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, November 7, 2020
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
playin the hits
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
giving thanks for 'bosom manor'
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link
Genuinely can't tell if this is sarcasm.
I’m so looking forward to coming back to an America free of harsh words and name calling and be amongst people who I know have common ground and harmony. It’s a challenge but it can be done! — Mick Jagger (@MickJagger) November 7, 2020
― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, November 7, 2020 4:50 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
but what's puzzling you is the nature of his game
― treeship., Saturday, November 7, 2020 4:53 PM
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link
hahahahahaha way to go treesh!
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 November 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link
As I wrote in the celebration thread, I hope every day that he pulls a Bud Dwyer.― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:41 AM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkWith a golf club.― pomenitul, Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:42 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkthat's why I say "hey man, nice putt"― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:58 AM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:41 AM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
With a golf club.
― pomenitul, Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:42 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
that's why I say "hey man, nice putt"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:58 AM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
hahahaha
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link
quality filter lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link
Elsewhere I recall reading 15 million doses for the US market by end-2020. I anticipate we'll have stories about black market vaccines (diverted from health care workers and retirement homes) by February.
― Advanced Doomscroller (Sanpaku), Monday, November 9, 2020 9:05 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
AHEM
AFRICAN-AMERICAN market vaccines, THANK YOU
― DJP, Monday, November 9, 2020 9:06 AM
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Monday, 9 November 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link
lol
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 November 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link
I’m not a fan of the trump administration but there’s no need to go full big pharma libertarian in response to this news. Big pharma is a hugely subsidised and morally bankrupt industry.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, November 9, 2020 7:25 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
If the government buying stuff that doesn’t exist and hasn’t been tested isn’t a public private partnership then I don’t know what is.
I think this is called a kickstarter
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, November 9, 2020 7:38 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
It's like Amanda Palmer but a vaccine
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, November 9, 2020 7:39 AM (two hours ago)
― sarahell, Monday, 9 November 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
good streak
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link
"There could be a million Americans dead by then under his watch" ok, yeah, probably not; maybe tamper down the hyperbole a bit Mary.
https://i.imgur.com/ba8bRwL.png
we are at around 1000 deaths a day again, on average, and it's only going to go up, unless half the country suddenly realizes that they're fucking morons. we are about 70 days away from inauguration day. that's 700,000 additional deaths, plus the ~230K deaths that have already occurred.
so yeah, there could be a million Americans dead by then.
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, November 9, 2020 3:56 PM bookmarkflaglink
i've had to convince myself to stop monitoring it so often today cos I'll be back in the morass I was before the election. but it's hard
xpost that would be 70,000 deaths
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, November 9, 2020 3:57 PM bookmarkflaglink
oh wait, i don't know math and i suck. 70* 1000 is 70 fucking thousand
sorry. and tone down that hyperbole mary!
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, November 9, 2020 3:58 PM bookmarkflaglink
this is where i pivot to video
― DJP, Monday, 9 November 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link
what a disaster for basic month
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
I did in fact lol at that, kudos KM
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link
? i believe this was supposed to be basic math.
always good to call half the country "fucking morons" before being way off on basic month
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
A basic month is one that drinks pumpkin spice lattes and wears Uggs, right?
― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
november is so basic
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link
the Tuesday of months
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link
EvanPosted: 10 November 2020 at 00:09:56With glassy eyes he looked up helplessly at the advisor “Trump... ...lose?” Now the advisor is getting teary“Yes sweetie. Trump lose, trump lose...”
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link
burrito emailed me under his other account, del griffith during the election, only to send one email that said "poop", and the second one said "pewp"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 1:30 PM bookmarkflaglink
― DJP, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link
a mix between Brexit and Q with the swagger of dying from Covid-19
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 20:13 (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
ahahahaha
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link
let go in the sense that yes, people have been banned for personal harassment on ILX in the past and the people involved probably don't want to get into again.
Two people in 10 years?
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 6:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
That's a one shit poster every 5 year average
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 6:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― lukas, Thursday, 12 November 2020 02:07 (three years ago) link
can a mod get that pls
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 November 2020 02:30 (three years ago) link
NB that only one of those people was in Little River Band in the 1980s, and for the last 22 years it has contained no original or success-era or Australian members― @oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 4:36 PM bookmarkflaglinkHey, take it easy on them.― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 4:42 PM bookmarkflaglinkThat's hilarious. At least Foghat still have their drummer.― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 4:43 PM bookmarkflaglinklolChris Marion – keyboards, vocals (2004–present)Rich Herring – guitar, vocals (2006–present)Ryan Ricks – drums, vocals (2012–present)Colin Whinnery – guitar, vocals (2018–present)the other guy was a hired bassist from 1980-96, who was rehired as lead singer when a similarly longtime hired guitarist got the URL transferred to his ownership from the founding guitarist in the year 2000; he then sued the original members for using "the voices of the Little River Band" on their posters in Australia.― @oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 4:47 PM bookmarkflaglinkSo much drama in the LRB...― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 5:52 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 12 November 2020 13:18 (three years ago) link
Enjoying this hip hop-centric run of lols
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 November 2020 13:22 (three years ago) link
Hey so there is a dead body found on my street. Three doors away. Cops taking photos, have it covered with a sheet― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, November 12, 2020 11:12 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I just so happen to be moving today but my heart is racing a bit. It clearly happened while i was sleeping― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, November 12, 2020 11:12 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
SURE it did― @oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Thursday, November 12, 2020 11:56 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 November 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
Lol yea
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 November 2020 00:18 (three years ago) link
neutral zone infraction
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 13 November 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link
77 lulz
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 13 November 2020 08:49 (three years ago) link