Sh@kedown Needs Lolz
― sarahell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
I do!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
lol ok fine
― imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
epistantophusPosted: November 5, 2020 at 7:27:57 PM_I feel like this is a Twilight Zone ep where we keep being told moer voets, and moer voets are coming, and the voets never come, and nobody ever wins, and nobody ever loses, and we are perennially in this election forever as time becomes a loop_Every day they will count exactly half the remaining votes.
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 6 November 2020 02:48 (three years ago) link
But the follow-up is key:
Every day they will count exactly half the remaining votes.
― epistantophus
trump, putting the zeno in xenophobia
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine)
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 November 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link
Haha I was just copying that and getting ready to paste it but I’m too slow on my phone.
― epistantophus, Friday, 6 November 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link
Follow-up was a fucking masterstroke, well done katherine!
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link
It really is an epic one-two punch of excelsiority and I am not sure how it can be bested in our lifetimes
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link
Close thread
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link
fabulous
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link
The smile was broad at that one
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link
Biden up 5k in PA
― Maresn3st, Friday, 6 November 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link
Whoops, apologies, but lol anyway
antici
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, November 5, 2020 2:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
(900+ posts later)
PAtion
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, November 6, 2020 9:34 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link
can we have a separate US Election excelsior thread please
― imago, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
pip pip
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
imago doing a half-decent markers impersonation
― DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
Abolish the Excelsior Police
― Evan, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
lol it as you see it
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link
if we're doing this can we also get a separate obituary thread for the "stars" of british sitcoms, it feels like four people named ian craig-fellows who were in "bosom manor" and "the postmaster general" die every week
― na (NA), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
Not Ian Craig-Fellows!!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link
Losing my shit at “bosom manor”
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
an essay by w makepeace thackeray
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
― na (NA), Friday, November 6, 2020 8:04 AM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
Legit crying tears over 'Bosom Manor'
I watched Bosom Manor with my parents on PBS every week ... don't laugh!
― sarahell, Friday, 6 November 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
I came back and saw my own post and then saw your post and now I'm crying laughing again.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 November 2020 03:45 (three years ago) link
it is fantastic
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 7 November 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link
Aide: Four Seasons booked for press conferenceGiuliani: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!Aide: o_O<Rudy follows GPS, realizes it's Four Seasons Landscaping and not Four Seasons Hotel>Giuliani: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, November 7, 2020
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
playin the hits
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
giving thanks for 'bosom manor'
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link
Genuinely can't tell if this is sarcasm.
I’m so looking forward to coming back to an America free of harsh words and name calling and be amongst people who I know have common ground and harmony. It’s a challenge but it can be done! — Mick Jagger (@MickJagger) November 7, 2020
― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, November 7, 2020 4:50 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
but what's puzzling you is the nature of his game
― treeship., Saturday, November 7, 2020 4:53 PM
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link
hahahahahaha way to go treesh!
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 November 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link
As I wrote in the celebration thread, I hope every day that he pulls a Bud Dwyer.― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:41 AM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkWith a golf club.― pomenitul, Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:42 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkthat's why I say "hey man, nice putt"― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:58 AM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:41 AM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
With a golf club.
― pomenitul, Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:42 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
that's why I say "hey man, nice putt"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:58 AM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
hahahaha
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link
quality filter lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link
Elsewhere I recall reading 15 million doses for the US market by end-2020. I anticipate we'll have stories about black market vaccines (diverted from health care workers and retirement homes) by February.
― Advanced Doomscroller (Sanpaku), Monday, November 9, 2020 9:05 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
AHEM
AFRICAN-AMERICAN market vaccines, THANK YOU
― DJP, Monday, November 9, 2020 9:06 AM
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Monday, 9 November 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link
lol
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 November 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link
I’m not a fan of the trump administration but there’s no need to go full big pharma libertarian in response to this news. Big pharma is a hugely subsidised and morally bankrupt industry.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, November 9, 2020 7:25 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
If the government buying stuff that doesn’t exist and hasn’t been tested isn’t a public private partnership then I don’t know what is.
I think this is called a kickstarter
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, November 9, 2020 7:38 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
It's like Amanda Palmer but a vaccine
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, November 9, 2020 7:39 AM (two hours ago)
― sarahell, Monday, 9 November 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
good streak
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link
"There could be a million Americans dead by then under his watch" ok, yeah, probably not; maybe tamper down the hyperbole a bit Mary.
https://i.imgur.com/ba8bRwL.png
we are at around 1000 deaths a day again, on average, and it's only going to go up, unless half the country suddenly realizes that they're fucking morons. we are about 70 days away from inauguration day. that's 700,000 additional deaths, plus the ~230K deaths that have already occurred.
so yeah, there could be a million Americans dead by then.
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, November 9, 2020 3:56 PM bookmarkflaglink
i've had to convince myself to stop monitoring it so often today cos I'll be back in the morass I was before the election. but it's hard
xpost that would be 70,000 deaths
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, November 9, 2020 3:57 PM bookmarkflaglink
oh wait, i don't know math and i suck. 70* 1000 is 70 fucking thousand
sorry. and tone down that hyperbole mary!
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, November 9, 2020 3:58 PM bookmarkflaglink
this is where i pivot to video
― DJP, Monday, 9 November 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link
what a disaster for basic month
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link
I did in fact lol at that, kudos KM
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link
? i believe this was supposed to be basic math.
always good to call half the country "fucking morons" before being way off on basic month
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
A basic month is one that drinks pumpkin spice lattes and wears Uggs, right?
― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
november is so basic
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link
the Tuesday of months
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link
EvanPosted: 10 November 2020 at 00:09:56With glassy eyes he looked up helplessly at the advisor “Trump... ...lose?” Now the advisor is getting teary“Yes sweetie. Trump lose, trump lose...”
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link
burrito emailed me under his other account, del griffith during the election, only to send one email that said "poop", and the second one said "pewp"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 1:30 PM bookmarkflaglink
― DJP, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:40 (four months ago) link
wins is a poacher with these lols, need to sign him to LOLverhampton
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:48 (four months ago) link
Not dullitch?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 November 2023 07:35 (four months ago) link
Dullbulbore
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 November 2023 13:04 (four months ago) link
in another world, Tom Swifties would be known, confusingly, as Tom Dullys
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 November 2023 14:28 (four months ago) link
Dull Kierlea
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 November 2023 16:13 (four months ago) link
seeing some clips from this and it looks like Chappelle is straight up a Jeff Dunham-level comedian now. obviously there's no one like this here but do those who actually love the anti-trans shit actually think this shit is funny? it's like the same variations of the One Joke that boomers have been making for decades now
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:22 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglin
If I boot this up and see no puppets, I'm going to be very disappointed in you, frogs.
― pplains, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:36 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
the puppets are in the audience, man
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:45 AM (fifty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:43 (three months ago) link