batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

Aimless, if I didn't need to utilize social media to make ends meet, I would've left ages ago. I hate it and it hates me.

All the responses I see are along the lines of

Ben pls pic.twitter.com/2DZtDeKbuC

— A boombox 🔊📼🔊 🎶 (@Gavinardo) November 5, 2020

I still don't understand "Bucket 5", especially with only 4 faces in the image. Is it a QAnon thing?

I googled it but still couldn't understand it, it's something about evidence about Carter Page's FISA warrant

I was wondering how Ben Garrison was taking this and the answer is “weirdly long Biden” pic.twitter.com/sxFI607Vjo

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) November 6, 2020

Thread:

don’t know why this is so funny to me but I just stumbled into learning ben garrison’s wife is stealing her own content pic.twitter.com/D1osQYbjq7

— kilgore trout, tiny desk carpenter (@KT_So_It_Goes) November 2, 2020

making the crest of the wave look like Trump's sweep-over is a genuinely good visual joke imo, even if it's one Ben and Tina have used several times

Looks like he steals from himself also. pic.twitter.com/by4tj9W0jR

— Unironic normie (@jewishNormie) November 2, 2020

(you can tell that the cartoon on the right is uncharacteristically good for Garrison because it doesn't require any labels)

Those ones creep me out because it looks like Trump has a beard.

wait, ben garrison has a wife?!!!?

Yes. I would have assumed she was "in Canada" or something, but you can hear them together on this podcast interview.

https://podbay.fm/p/bardsfm/e/1596830389

I wonder if Ben’s wife is ever secretly concerned about how horny he is for Trump

They share a Trump RealDoll in bed.

“So lifelike! Very damp!”

wait, ben garrison has a wife?!!!?

― Karl Malone, Saturday, December 5, 2020 3:58 AM (three hours ago)

buncha Tina truthers up in this piece

So apparently Tina Toon is Garrison’s wife...

― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, April 12, 2018 6:52 AM (two years ago)

that does not sound like a real name, or a real person

― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, April 12, 2018 8:46 AM (two years ago)

"Tina Toon" is more proof of glitches in the matrix imo

It beats me thinking for a sec that sic was talking about the youngest sister on Family Ties.

I'd find it impossible to believe if I hadn't gone to high school with a Toon myself.

http://puzzledpagan.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/giphy.gif

zach tune

hmm

i meant zach toon

that could be confusing

zach tune
zach toon

zachtung baby

Tommy Tune

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/04/02/arts/01TOMMYTUNEWEB/01TOMMYTUNEWEB-tmagArticle.jpg

Her last name is Norton.

Nortoon.

The MP for Toon Norton has bad opinions

Garrison has flipped the fuck out, and no, this isn't a fake:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqETtvNXYAU-o8H.jpg

psst bloodthirsty tree of liberty he's hiding the wrapped pressie marked 'federal executions' somewhere!

Whats the jupiter/saturn conjunction got to do with anyt...why am I expending any brain working this out.

If President Trump allows our election to be stolen by domestic criminals aided by foreign enemies, then our Republic is at an end. The voting process will become permanently corrupted. A sliver of billionaire and trillionaire elitists will control our elections and everything else. These are dark times and the Christmas star (Jupiter and Saturn aligned) portends an urgent need for action.

there isn't another Jup/Sat conjunction till 2080 or something, at least humanity will be finished by then

A sliver of billionaire and trillionaire elitists

I love how he thinks there are trillionaires. And how he has zero faith in the Good Lord to rescue His Favorite Nation. He's also ANTI-BUSINESS and ANTI-FREE-ENTERPRISE!! Which (need I add) is ANTI-AMERICAN!!!!

Ben has very strict morals down there somewhere (if in a Westboro Baptist sort of way) - the only time he really went against Trump was when he did some air strikes on I think Iran or Syria? I have always wondered where he will go when the Trump project hits the rocks and straight-up insanity has always probably been the most likely answer.

Twitter just sucked off 500 of our followers- the gloves are off and they are coming for you too. Find us on gab and parler @GrrrGraphics

— GrrrGraphics Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) January 7, 2021

if I was going to suck off 500, I'd probably want to keep the gloves on. or at least swap out finger cots between followers.

Wow that link above to the Ben and Tina interview.... when the description starts out "In this current world of FAKE pandemics and" <snip> you don't even need to read the rest, which predictably bangs on about how the mainstream media won't run their cartoons because they're not politically correct and somehow ties that to the 2nd amendment. Can hardly wait to read Garrison's take on the roits/coup attempt/whatever, should sink to new depths of batshitery.

you can see his twitter, he seems to be on team false flag right now

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics

Garrison has been banned from Twitter.

RIP it was a good clowny run

He just put this up yesterday (while claiming Antifa did it all in the VERY NEXT POST)

I guess for this (only a day old) pic.twitter.com/JXq0rgchOT

— Alagai ☃️🥁🏴☠️ (@Alagai) January 8, 2021

posted in the Politics thread but still lmao

pic.twitter.com/QyqGKycn0W

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) January 8, 2021

His McConnell is actually really great in that one tbh

I can't believe they banned Ben Garrison for posting this 😔 pic.twitter.com/XsDyu6VpqB

— Dr. Martin Luther Ping ✊🏽😔 (@PandasAndVidya) January 9, 2021

today's cartoon is a bit weak

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/trump_back_stabbers-1024x759.jpg

not enough labels

the blurb with it alludes to the night of the long knives, which is... who are the nazis in this metaphor? are you a nazi, Ben? and the other nazis betrayed you?

https://grrrgraphics.com/the-backstabbers-2/

lol probably should have gone with Julius Caesar rather than night of the long knives.

The long knives thing is hilarious. The nazi reference totally escaping him - and the fact he thinks a democracy = total unquestioning loyalty to god emperor.

what they do

shouldn't each of those knives already have blood on them because he plunged those into their backs in the first place

almost certainly the wrong place for it but here's a extremely rare nonpepe

http://i.imgur.com/b5h6kLO.png

it would definitely be more effective if it had "ANTISEMITIC SLUR" and "RACIST FROG (IGNORE TEETH)" garrisoned over it