lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link
the pan down to the incomplete Death Star is *chef's kiss*
― DJP, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
"You have failed me for the last time, Parscale!"
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link
star wars
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
it's a bit early in the week for SNL, no?
― imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link
SNL = Starwars No Lol ?
― sarahell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link
Some nerd laughs
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link
secondhand Ned lark
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
let me have this
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
Sh@kedown Needs Lolz
― sarahell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
I do!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
lol ok fine
― imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
epistantophusPosted: November 5, 2020 at 7:27:57 PM_I feel like this is a Twilight Zone ep where we keep being told moer voets, and moer voets are coming, and the voets never come, and nobody ever wins, and nobody ever loses, and we are perennially in this election forever as time becomes a loop_Every day they will count exactly half the remaining votes.
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 6 November 2020 02:48 (three years ago) link
But the follow-up is key:
Every day they will count exactly half the remaining votes.
― epistantophus
trump, putting the zeno in xenophobia
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine)
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 November 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link
Haha I was just copying that and getting ready to paste it but I’m too slow on my phone.
― epistantophus, Friday, 6 November 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link
Follow-up was a fucking masterstroke, well done katherine!
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link
It really is an epic one-two punch of excelsiority and I am not sure how it can be bested in our lifetimes
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link
Close thread
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link
fabulous
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link
The smile was broad at that one
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link
Biden up 5k in PA
― Maresn3st, Friday, 6 November 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link
Whoops, apologies, but lol anyway
antici
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, November 5, 2020 2:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
(900+ posts later)
PAtion
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, November 6, 2020 9:34 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link
can we have a separate US Election excelsior thread please
― imago, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
pip pip
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
imago doing a half-decent markers impersonation
― DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
Abolish the Excelsior Police
― Evan, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
lol it as you see it
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link
if we're doing this can we also get a separate obituary thread for the "stars" of british sitcoms, it feels like four people named ian craig-fellows who were in "bosom manor" and "the postmaster general" die every week
― na (NA), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
Not Ian Craig-Fellows!!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link
Losing my shit at “bosom manor”
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
an essay by w makepeace thackeray
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
― na (NA), Friday, November 6, 2020 8:04 AM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
Legit crying tears over 'Bosom Manor'
I watched Bosom Manor with my parents on PBS every week ... don't laugh!
― sarahell, Friday, 6 November 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link
I came back and saw my own post and then saw your post and now I'm crying laughing again.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 November 2020 03:45 (three years ago) link
it is fantastic
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 7 November 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link
Aide: Four Seasons booked for press conferenceGiuliani: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!Aide: o_O<Rudy follows GPS, realizes it's Four Seasons Landscaping and not Four Seasons Hotel>Giuliani: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, November 7, 2020
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link
playin the hits
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
giving thanks for 'bosom manor'
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link
Genuinely can't tell if this is sarcasm.
I’m so looking forward to coming back to an America free of harsh words and name calling and be amongst people who I know have common ground and harmony. It’s a challenge but it can be done! — Mick Jagger (@MickJagger) November 7, 2020
― but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, November 7, 2020 4:50 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
but what's puzzling you is the nature of his game
― treeship., Saturday, November 7, 2020 4:53 PM
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Sunday, 8 November 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link
hahahahahaha way to go treesh!
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 November 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link
As I wrote in the celebration thread, I hope every day that he pulls a Bud Dwyer.― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:41 AM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkWith a golf club.― pomenitul, Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:42 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglinkthat's why I say "hey man, nice putt"― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:58 AM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:41 AM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
With a golf club.
― pomenitul, Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:42 AM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
that's why I say "hey man, nice putt"
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, November 8, 2020 7:58 AM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
hahahaha
― sarahell, Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link
quality filter lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link
Elsewhere I recall reading 15 million doses for the US market by end-2020. I anticipate we'll have stories about black market vaccines (diverted from health care workers and retirement homes) by February.
― Advanced Doomscroller (Sanpaku), Monday, November 9, 2020 9:05 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
AHEM
AFRICAN-AMERICAN market vaccines, THANK YOU
― DJP, Monday, November 9, 2020 9:06 AM
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Monday, 9 November 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 November 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link
I’m not a fan of the trump administration but there’s no need to go full big pharma libertarian in response to this news. Big pharma is a hugely subsidised and morally bankrupt industry.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, November 9, 2020 7:25 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
If the government buying stuff that doesn’t exist and hasn’t been tested isn’t a public private partnership then I don’t know what is.
I think this is called a kickstarter
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, November 9, 2020 7:38 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
It's like Amanda Palmer but a vaccine
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, November 9, 2020 7:39 AM (two hours ago)
― sarahell, Monday, 9 November 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
good streak
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link
Good post budo
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 20:24 (four months ago) link
I Killed Christgau with My Big Flag Post
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:28 (four months ago) link
hahaha
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:46 (four months ago) link
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 01:28 (four months ago) link
Solid #1.
― jmm, Thursday, November 16, 2023 4:26 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
might need to see a urologist
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, November 16, 2023 4:27 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 01:48 (four months ago) link
"pissin a shit" as they say in the uk
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 02:33 (four months ago) link
omg mattkkkk made me spit out my drink
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 03:33 (four months ago) link
tiny payback for your comedic riches Neando
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 05:47 (four months ago) link
Just because:
"Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?" Dudley asked Aunt Petunia dully"I'll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I'm not there," said Harry dully."How many monsters d'you think this place can hold?" Ron asked dully.Dully, Harry turned it over"Madam Pomfrey fixed him best she could," said Hagrid dully“Balderdash,” said Harry dully.“Great,” said Harry dullyWell, it might be easier to get past a dragon if he were a ferret, Harry thought dully“Quidditch,” he said dully“Fairy lights” he said dully“I asked her to go with me just now,” Harry said dully“Dunno,” Harry said dully“No,” said Sirius dully“I’ve told you,” Harry repeated dullyThey bowed clumsily, muttering dullyAnd all the while, his scar burned dullyThere you go, Sirius, Harry though dully“Fine” said Harry dullySome of them had broken windows, glimmering dullyHarry wondered dully“Well I tried,” she said dully“Well,” said Angelina dully“Yeah, I suppose you’d better,” said Harry dully.They glimmered dullyAn ornate letter S, inlaid with many small green stones, glinted dully
(All but the last are from the first five books, maybe one bit of editing advice finally got through)
― organ doner (ledge), Wednesday, November 29, 2023 3:18 AM (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
dully noted
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Wednesday, November 29, 2023 3:22 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:21 (four months ago) link
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:40 (four months ago) link
wins is a poacher with these lols, need to sign him to LOLverhampton
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:48 (four months ago) link
Not dullitch?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 November 2023 07:35 (four months ago) link
Dullbulbore
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 November 2023 13:04 (four months ago) link
in another world, Tom Swifties would be known, confusingly, as Tom Dullys
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 November 2023 14:28 (four months ago) link
Dull Kierlea
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 November 2023 16:13 (four months ago) link
seeing some clips from this and it looks like Chappelle is straight up a Jeff Dunham-level comedian now. obviously there's no one like this here but do those who actually love the anti-trans shit actually think this shit is funny? it's like the same variations of the One Joke that boomers have been making for decades now
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:22 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglin
If I boot this up and see no puppets, I'm going to be very disappointed in you, frogs.
― pplains, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:36 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
the puppets are in the audience, man
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:45 AM (fifty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:43 (three months ago) link