How do you tension a dug in trampoline?I mean must be the most pertinent topical question at the moment surely.
― Stevolende, Thursday, 5 November 2020 08:50 (three years ago) link
aw diddums
Has there ever been a reaction that was the only valid reaction, as this one?
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 November 2020 10:09 (three years ago) link
wanna be really clear that no other thread needs to be added when this guy dies. this is the official death thread.and possibly for when he is deposed.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 05:42 (three years ago) link
CNN’s Dana Bash says a source tells her Trump is feeling “down” and “starting to see this slip away”
'appears increasingly isolated in the white house' etc etc
― anvil, Friday, 6 November 2020 05:59 (three years ago) link
"listlessly flushing the toilet, listening to it fill, then flushing it again and again"
― assert (MatthewK), Friday, 6 November 2020 06:00 (three years ago) link
does dying inside count
― Evan, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link
That man's never flushed a toilet in his life
― "...and I felt like getting high" *audience goes bananas* (Matt #2), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link
Gonna happen today i think
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link
Nah, he has Jared flush for him
― DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link
ivanka wipes
― Evan, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:36 (three years ago) link
available now at nieman marcus
― rob, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
xp careful not to swamp the drain
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
thoughts and prayers
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link
i'm hearing rumors
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link
dead to me
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link
Anytime prior to 2024 works afaic.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71%2Bbw8xxNaL._AC_UL1078_.jpg
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
Ooh, is that a new skincare regimen? Much improved, Donnie!
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link
don't tease us like that
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link
rumors... say what now
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
thanks a lot, now i've put Timex Social Club on repeat play
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
I say “Dornald Orenthal Trump” quietly to myself a lot.
― Yes Virginia, there really is a (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link
long may he wave
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
Rest in power
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 8 January 2021 23:53 (three years ago) link
What happens to a tweet deferred
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:29 (three years ago) link
oh so his Twitter account was the last Horcrux
― Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link
on a serious note, I'm giving him six months at most now
I'm barely even joking when I say that his inability to shit out every thought he has to the entire world will likely hasten his demise, it's all he has
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (three years ago) link
xpost lol, yes
― Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:31 (three years ago) link
so gonna happen?
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link
lads
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link
there they go pic.twitter.com/F8u14NBs3n— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 20, 2021
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:20 (three years ago) link
Must be a great atmosphere onboard
― up-the-arts corner (Matt #2), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link
that "after you" hand gesture followed by pushing people in front of him is only one of his many lovable character traits.
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link
farewell to a great supporter of the young mens christian association
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link
my heart can't take it
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link
The juddering lump of fat and gristle in DJT's chest sure can!
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 August 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link
“on a serious note, I'm giving him six months at most now”He’s a fighter, you gotta not give it to him
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 October 2021 06:29 (two years ago) link
Anticipation is high
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link
[taps sign]
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link
'Go into the light, Daddy.. go into the light, you've suffered so much...'
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:09 (one year ago) link
Objectively, I know which face is more punchable - but this photo really makes it a toss-up:
https://thehill.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/09/AP19157493050379.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 September 2022 23:17 (one year ago) link
forks is ably taking over from Shakey Mo on the fake-ass death threads game.
― peace, man, Thursday, 22 September 2022 11:39 (one year ago) link
Don't make me google "trump" on twitter, forks!
― peace, man, Thursday, 22 September 2022 11:40 (one year ago) link
Try binging trump on Facebook
― Evan, Thursday, 22 September 2022 14:43 (one year ago) link
tbf, the kahuna is having a day
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 September 2022 15:59 (one year ago) link