aw man, fucking auto-cat knocked my shit off the table and onto the floor! fucking auto-cat
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link
logan's run looking more like a good idea everyday
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
Dear @KeithOlbermann, #Kunta is pronounced with a long “u” as in unity, not a short “u” as in cup. Try again!Love, Kunta— LeVar Burton (@levarburton) November 3, 2020
― rob, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
more like keith older man
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
omg I love Levar Burton
― #vote2020 (DJP), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
OTOH ‘coont’ is in the Gallagher Brothers Bad Words Pronunciation Guide.
― scampopo (suzy), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link
lol suzy
Maybe next Levar will explain to Keith what a "subtweet" is
― #vote2020 (DJP), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link
it's pronounced "twah-" er wait no
― rob, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link
I was wondering if LeVar was going to say anything!
― Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link
geez louise just call him a cunt! trump has no issue using the word himself, didn't keith olbermann listen to the "you're that cunt from the airplane" story?!?!?
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link
I mean you coulda said see you next Tuesday, it'd have fit the damn election theme, Keith
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link
Know you next Tuesday, alright?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
lol
― DJP, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
https://www.thefader.com/2021/03/03/perfume-genius-ag-cook-remix-describe-music-video?utm_source=tftw
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link
.@perfumegenius shares @agcook404 remix of "Describe." https://t.co/iZusHVoxdp pic.twitter.com/MmmmEULOp5— The FADER (@thefader) March 3, 2021
wtf is this
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link
i have been trying to figure out what i'm supposed to be looking for
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link
It's a video directed by a white guy featuring a remix done by a white guy of a white guy's song, where the white guy who is credited as the performer is depicted as a Black man who steals... whimsy, I guess? at gunpoint.
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link
Yeah— it reinforces the idea of the "Black criminal" from the outset. It's...not good.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link
I mean, dude is also portrayed as a cross-eyed, dancing, limb-flapping goofus
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link
sorry - i didn't mean to cast doubt on it, it does seem fucking...weirdly awful. i shouldn't have skipped around the video, when i first watched it, but i hate this music and didn't want to listen to all of it. i skimmed around and missed the context, plot, and the part before the masks go on.
i don't really have a good feel for how mainstream popular any of these people are, but the song seems to fucking suck so hopefully it will sink to the bottom of the ocean
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link
Stealing Whimsy, airing Tuesdays at 9:00pm EST starting this spring, only... on TBS
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 20:59 (three years ago) link
I'm also just going to come out and say that as a white gay dude, I always thought that PG was precious and for the sort of white gay dudes who think they're "alternative" but are actually very middle-class and boring men who like buttsex
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:49 (three years ago) link
I was going to say "he's one of those dudes on Facebook with 850 shirtless white twinks and one Black woman he met at work in his friend list"
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 22:52 (three years ago) link
That too, probably.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 4 March 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link
Does anyone remember that indie rock video that was filmed like a Wes Anderson movie but ended with a guy literally shitting on another guy’s face and it was during the two years every music website was “sex positive” so some site was like “THIS MUST BE TAUGHT IN EVERY SEX EDUCATION CLASS”I would like table’s opinion on that video too
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 4 March 2021 03:40 (three years ago) link
Like, it was “precious” but also had shit play
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 4 March 2021 03:41 (three years ago) link
Was it The Decemberists?
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 4 March 2021 03:44 (three years ago) link
I can’t believe I found it on the first page after searching “best music videos gay sex”https://vimeo.com/channels/1428424/200672866
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 4 March 2021 03:47 (three years ago) link
“It’s educational, sometimes voyeuristic, and absolutely engrossing. May they show it in sex-ed classes someday.”
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 4 March 2021 03:59 (three years ago) link
my opinion on that video was uh it was fine
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 05:09 (three years ago) link
weird tangent
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 March 2021 05:10 (three years ago) link
but good to know that pooping on whiney is a nono
triumph.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 4 March 2021 08:36 (three years ago) link
Let’s move away from literally shitting in someone’s face to metaphorical shitting in someone’s face:
DC got a new mural and I.......... pic.twitter.com/rfatnAeMfX— Tiffany Flowers (@MsFlowersTweets) March 3, 2021
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link
i legit just said "what the fuck" out loud to my dogs.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:59 (three years ago) link
gah. there is a mural near my neighborhood that i feel rageful about but i mean...at least ours isn't that? oofffffff
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link
a mural of RBG i mean
I keep going back to it and saying "who is the audience for this" and thinking the answer is "white liberals in my hometown"
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:01 (three years ago) link
Glad I live in an area where one of the largest and most beautiful murals is of gay communist opera singer Paul Robeson.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:02 (three years ago) link
has the muralist had to apologize yet because i am already guessing what the apology reads like in my head
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:03 (three years ago) link
Paul Robeson was gay?
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link
I don't know if he was bi, but he married a woman and had some p scandalous affairs with other women
― rob, Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link
Jfc that was an autocorrect. He was not. In fact, he was quite the opposite lol
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:21 (three years ago) link
i was gonna say that scandalous affairs with women are not exactly a sign of homosexuality if you're a man but it is possible i am underinformed
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:37 (three years ago) link
it is a sign of homosexuality when your phone autocorrects things to "gay" ;)
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link
Was the autocorrected word "a"?
― peace, man, Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:40 (three years ago) link
the algorithms know everything these days
― rob, Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:41 (three years ago) link
I think what table meant was that the phone autocorrected "gay communist opera singer Paul Robeson" from "Gaz Coombes"
― rob, Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:42 (three years ago) link
I'm trying to imagine living near a giant Gaz Coombes mural and for some reason the picture in my mind has the terrible face tattoos from the RBG mural I linked
― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link