will noisey have moved forward, done the work and fought like fuck?

nearly everyone who gets paid to do anything is paid by at least a few dicks

sometimes also some vaginas

don't forget the assholes

one assumes the assholes are always there

i get paid by puppies

(and I mean actual dogs u pervs)

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had some prepositional confusion there -- wondering the exchange rate of dicks to dollars vs dollars to donuts

don't GIS "dicks to donuts"

worst Harry Potter spell

"eat a dick" now a confusing insult

feel like this is going to be a landslide, polls are ignoring shy dave cool voters

Was at a vice party on a boat once in the 00s and there was like a roulette table or something, and I just remember seeing a vice exec nonchalantly peeling off bills from a scrooge-mcduck wad of 100s the size of a grapefruit. I've spent the last 12 years wondering if it was real or movie prop money or what.

every day since then i've moved forward, done the work, and fought like fuck to figure it out

oh place your dicks to donuts
and pray

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

this is like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler

i do not remember what poll option i chose 4 years ago

What all those immigrants about to be deported should really do is learn how to make an indie video game

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repression quest

― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, January 23, 2017 5:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

no

Breaking News: Vice, the brash digital-media disrupter that has struggled to find a buyer, is preparing to file for bankruptcy, according to two people. https://t.co/Ydz7ofzIpy

— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 1, 2023

lol i had forgotten the poll closed 4 years ago and saw this thread bumped and thought, "oh, did the poll finally close? what were the results?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc7_1GAYNOw

it’s funny how the narrative used to be evil vice paving DBA and putting up a cynical corporate newsroom and now it’s about how this plucky independent media outlet is getting destroyed by corporate behemoths. perhaps the truth … is somewhere in between ….