if there's ever anyone else, i'll understand and kill himand i'll overflow your every inlet, you will not cough and spityou'll welcome me inand i tell you with my tongue between your toesif there's ever anyone elsedon't let them do this
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 1 November 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link
Oh, what an ordinary day Take out the garbage, masturbate
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 1 November 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link
When I saw mushroom headI was born and I was dead
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 2 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link
So let us not talk about the pastThe descending voices when we dareTo fall in each other's armsThere is nothing to say about history
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link
A sparkled shiny dinerIs a home fir wayward maga Aghhhh
― calstars, Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:13 (three years ago) link
She tried to hit me with a mop,And I can't stand it anymore.
― BrianB, Friday, 16 April 2021 12:37 (three years ago) link
otm
― It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 April 2021 12:43 (three years ago) link
look it up in the bookmobilelook it up in the gun rack
― brimstead, Friday, 16 April 2021 20:45 (three years ago) link
god's up in heaven or not there at alland down on the ground ain't too far to fall
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Friday, 16 April 2021 23:33 (three years ago) link
I’ll never knowI’ll never know
― calstars, Saturday, 17 April 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link
rock rock til you droprock rock never stop
― P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:10 (three years ago) link
you opened my mail apart at the seamsNow you know I live beyond my means
― one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:13 (three years ago) link
Yes, my world's tumbling down, stone by stone to the groundPlease take out the garbage
― one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:35 (three years ago) link
No more dragging this wormy anus ‘round on shag piles from Persia to ThraceI've severed my reeking gonads, fed them to your shrunken face
― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Saturday, 17 April 2021 18:03 (three years ago) link
I'll see you aroundevery hollow has its favorite sound
― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:25 (two years ago) link
Oohoohoohoohoohoohoohooh I’m a robot manOohoohoohoohoohoohoo I’m a loser
― brimstead, Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:45 (two years ago) link
sir kenneth clark sir kenneth clark
― bulb after bulb, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:04 (two years ago) link
And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeysAnd they all died high up in the tree
― xzanfar, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:21 (two years ago) link
some hills are never seenthe universe is expanding
― brimstead, Thursday, 7 October 2021 23:57 (two years ago) link
Or is it in his face? – Oh no, it's just his charmIn his warm embrace? – Oh no, that's just his arm
― Bob Dylan's iconic Ray Ban sunglasses (morrisp), Thursday, 12 May 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link
^Good one!
― Don't Renege On (Our Dub) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 May 2022 00:50 (one year ago) link
Try to imagine another planetAnother sunWhere I don't look like meAnd everything I do matters
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 13 May 2022 01:22 (one year ago) link
And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeysAnd they all died high up in the trees
― xzanfar, Friday, 13 May 2022 01:23 (one year ago) link
the charm/arm couplet has always impressed me. i recently got a girl-group comp that has that on it and I'd been struck again by its brilliance just this week!
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 May 2022 03:03 (one year ago) link
Every thousand yearsThis metal sphereTen times the size of JupiterFloats just a few yards past the EarthYou climb on your roofAnd take a swipe at itWith a single featherHit it once every thousand years'Til you've worn it downTo the size of a peaYeah, I'd say that's a long timeBut it's only half a blinkIn the place you're gonna be
― ArchCarrier, Friday, 13 May 2022 09:22 (one year ago) link
The tenderest girlI get lost in the treesAnd I pass like the breeze'Cause I'm nothing you've haven't done before
― Mule, Friday, 13 May 2022 10:01 (one year ago) link
If her daddy's rich, take her out for a mealIf her daddy's poor, just do what you feel
― Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 20 June 2022 02:28 (one year ago) link
there's a thin line between what you do and what you shouldevery time i cross it i just feel insanely good
― JoeStork, Monday, 20 June 2022 03:39 (one year ago) link
Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss herAnd then you get distracted by her older sister
― Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 20 June 2022 04:30 (one year ago) link
― Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, June 20, 2022 2:28 AM (eleven hours ago)
Heard on WFMU this AM!!
― Attached by piercing jewelry (bernard snowy), Monday, 20 June 2022 13:37 (one year ago) link
‘tis (almost) the season!
― Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 20 June 2022 13:56 (one year ago) link
Toss-up for me between these two.
And I need you more than want youand I want you for all time
But I'm as priceless as a brass ringThat's losing the heat from your hand
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 20 June 2022 16:48 (one year ago) link
Don't you give me no dirty looksYour father's hip, he knows what cooksJust tell your hoodlum friend outsideYou ain't got time to take a ride
― budo jeru, Thursday, 27 April 2023 19:20 (eleven months ago) link
Beautiful Delilah, bathing in the sunAudience of seventeen and noticed not a oneLocal Casanova, who wouldn't be outdoneLet her steal his heart away, and break it just for fun
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 April 2023 19:28 (eleven months ago) link
I didn't change my numberI only changed who I reply to
― Unidentified rogue Jedi (morrisp), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:31 (eleven months ago) link
Everything goes when you're deadEverything empties from what was in your head
― clemenza, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:36 (eleven months ago) link
I've got six things on my mindyou're no longer one of them
― henry s, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:40 (eleven months ago) link
I think I'm in loveProbably just hungryI think I'm your friendProbably just lonelyI think you got me in a spin nowProbably just turningI think I'm a fool for you, babeProbably just learningI think I can rock and rollProbably just twistingI think I wanna tell the worldProbably ain't listening
I think I can flyProbably just fallingI think I'm the life and soulProbably just snortingI think I can hit the markProbably just aimingI think my name is on your lipsProbably complainingI think I have caught it badProbably contagiousI think that I'm a winner, babyProbably Las Vegas
I think I'm aliveProbably just breathingI think you stole my heart now, babyProbably just thievingI think I'm on fireProbably just smokingI think that you're my dream girlProbably just dreamingI think I'm the best, babe, come onProbably like all the restI think that I could be your manOh, probably just think you can
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 23:40 (eleven months ago) link
i'll use youand i'll confuse youand then i'll lose youstill, you won't suspect me
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 19 May 2023 01:42 (eleven months ago) link
I've been in this here town for a weekAt least I've ended up with a freak
― Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 3 June 2023 02:25 (ten months ago) link
You’re really goodAt making people feel goodNot because the way you dressI think it’s in your genesI know I wish I was
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Sunday, 4 June 2023 19:23 (ten months ago) link
There is no season when you are grownYou are always risen from the seeds you've sown
― ꙮ (map), Sunday, 4 June 2023 20:54 (ten months ago) link
You are somebody that I don't knowBut you're taking shots at me like it's PatrónAnd I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."
― brimstead, Sunday, 4 June 2023 21:38 (ten months ago) link
It has often been my dreamTo live with one who wasn't there
― Xgau Murder Spa (nikola), Monday, 5 June 2023 01:55 (ten months ago) link
All my friends are junkiesbut that's not really true
― Lily Dale, Monday, 5 June 2023 05:14 (ten months ago) link
Some of these memories you can learn to live withAnd some of them you can't
― o. nate, Monday, 5 June 2023 20:00 (ten months ago) link
If you can't be with the one you loveLove the one you're with
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 5 June 2023 20:08 (ten months ago) link
And if you don't love the one that you're withWhy don't you just wait for the one that you love?
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 5 June 2023 20:28 (ten months ago) link
The candles blew and then disappearedThe curtains flew and then he appeared
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, 5 June 2023 20:40 (ten months ago) link
Somebody got luckyBut it was an accident
― Day 1 fan (morrisp), Monday, 5 June 2023 21:31 (ten months ago) link