km that is horrifying
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:27 (three years ago) link
also I briefly misread that this is something you do every 4 or 5 years
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link
at the stroke of midnight
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link
what's amazing is at the time, i was also really struggling in the whole "relationship scene" and was always wondering why because i was a Nice Guy
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:09 (three years ago) link
If only you could go back warn your younger self that it’s only the disgusting soggy dorito sandwiches preventing him from getting any
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link
if i appeared to myself, then, i have no doubt that i would not believe myself
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:41 (three years ago) link
How could the random, middle-aged man who just walked in off the street, marched up to his cafeteria table and pulled the gluey Dorito bolus from inside his mouth be anyone but Future Self?
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 31 October 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link
what did you do with the resultant paste?
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 31 October 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link
is this cursed?
Wtf is going on here? pic.twitter.com/bHi5NRppcy— Tim Hendricks (@Saltwatertattoo) November 5, 2020
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link
most certainly
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
every bit as upsetting
jesus christ, this is from the same people that made this pic.twitter.com/mCXnLTPBdv— smiledoger (@smiledoger) November 5, 2020
I've watched these on repeat and still cannot truly answer wtf is going on
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link
wtf
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
Based on the rapid decay of the simulation of late, I assume that these are just mundane dispatches from our near future.
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link
every bit as upsetting🐦[jesus christ, this is from the same people that made this pic.twitter.com/mCXnLTPBdv🕸— smiledoger (@smiledoger) November 5, 2020🕸]🐦I've watched these on repeat and still cannot truly answer wtf is going on
― Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link
the commonalities (crustaceans, knock-off nikes, sock stands, white colloids) are just vexing
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-11/11/22/asset/f5acba8d2816/anigif_sub-buzz-1108-1573510965-1_preview.gif?output-quality=auto&output-format=auto&downsize=360:*
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuzqFQAE1As
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link
lol OL
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link
Pretty sure the same person made both videos, but still...
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link
sock stands,
if those are a real thing then I may be confusedisturbed in a different way than previous
― @oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link
yeah this is unpackably disturbing in a way that requires me not thinking abt it because headache
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link
https://bestcompressionsockssale.com/products/easy-on-easy-off-sock-aid-kit
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHeAwg3geSw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 12 November 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHiJ_dNn2u1/
― timber euros (seandalai), Saturday, 14 November 2020 00:49 (three years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8a/fc/4c/8afc4c18a9ecde6fb7918bcec2f0264d.jpg
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 November 2020 03:36 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-ams4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/125925882_190035526042348_7403252522231407771_n.jpg
(credit where credit is due, via esteemed ilxor Stevie Nixed on fb)
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 10:50 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/csyOLId.jpg
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 10:51 (three years ago) link
Let no condiment be un-beered!
https://www.oskarblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Mustard-Beer-Can-Render-1.png
― nickn, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link
Beer in the new error
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
And it's a real thing (or a very well constructed joke).
https://www.oskarblues.com/beer/frenchs-mustard-beer/
― nickn, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link
this mural inside an LA boutique is the most cursed thing ever made pic.twitter.com/mxx3XQOR6Q— #1 Rachel (@rachel) November 21, 2020
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 November 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link
this but with giuliani shoes
― mark s, Saturday, 21 November 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mh5IxyL.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/uuG6DMH.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/PhMeM40.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 22 November 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ug0Pi1z.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/bn5xFcQ.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 22 November 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link
wow yeah that's a heavy hitter
― fleet doxes (map), Sunday, 22 November 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EnTpXEfWEAAxhbk?format=jpg&name=large
Is that cover art for the new Justice album?
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 22 November 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link
lol
― pomenitul, Sunday, 22 November 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/NSwcv21.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 22 November 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link
Oof
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Sunday, 22 November 2020 04:00 (three years ago) link
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/02/29/business/00russia-themepark--15/merlin_168713580_6bd5ff36-2cf2-4c34-bc87-87c49af21e51-superJumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 22 November 2020 05:03 (three years ago) link
how the fuck is this real pic.twitter.com/6hVuJAjcoW— Andrea Russett (@AndreaRussett) November 4, 2020
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 November 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link
🐦[how the fuck is this real pic.twitter.com/6hVuJAjcoW🕸— Andrea Russett (@AndreaRussett) November 4, 2020🕸]🐦
― Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 November 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link
Article on the LA boutique mural posted Saturday.
https://laist.com/2020/11/22/internet_twitter_mural_venice_democrats_women_obama_harris_ginsburg_warren_aoc_pelosi.php
― nickn, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 06:52 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoGb5qXXcAMnYRZ?format=jpg&name=small
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link
https://en.bitcoinwiki.org/upload/en/images/thumb/4/42/Marc_And.jpg/350px-Marc_And.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link
walked in the forest yesterday and found a single burnt Challah bread in the middle of the woods pic.twitter.com/yA1es2ytCy— 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐭 (@banditVEVO) December 6, 2020
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link
"burnt challah bread"
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link
this is the singularity, to me
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eov8-JqWEAo_4qZ?format=jpg
― mark s, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link
I'm not sure that counts as a cursed image per se but it's unquestionably cursed.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 13:16 (three years ago) link