can't believe you're not listing 'obscure songs i heard in the hospital'
good luck man <3
― mookieproof, Friday, 30 October 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
There's no music in this hospital :-(
Maybe I'll blast some Replacements or Northern Soul off Spotify later.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 October 2020 01:59 (three years ago) link
Yikes! Good wishes for you and all your seeping holes.
― edited for dog profanity (sic), Friday, 30 October 2020 02:39 (three years ago) link
Wound Vacuum, don't know where pump came from.
So many people have handled my genitals and butthole the past few days.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link
Saying hello and get better Grisso
From the toilet, where i am currently sitting
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 October 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
Man, that is rough. I remember my diabetic sister having to deal with an abscess right at the top of her ass crack. I don’t recall antibiotics trouble, just a PHN coming every day to change out the packing materiel.
― just1n3, Friday, 30 October 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
^^^ https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/pilonidal-cyst/symptoms-causes/syc-20376329
They're supposed to be so painful. A coworker had one last year and it took months to heal.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 11:30 (three years ago) link
To clarify - I don't have one. I was saying (two months later) that that was what Justine's sister probably had.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 10 January 2021 11:31 (three years ago) link
I've had one, two of my kids have had them, my father had one, both of my parents-in-law have had one. They are a drag.
― All cars are bad (Euler), Sunday, 10 January 2021 14:07 (three years ago) link
Lads this pfizer vax #1 has turned me into a violently farting engine
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 23:51 (two years ago) link
Nah bro it’s the veggie burger and chips
― calstars, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 00:05 (two years ago) link
hemorrhoids keep getting worse and worse until sitting down just becomes difficult. #thisis41
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:14 (one year ago) link
Be thankful they’re not thrombosedIf they are I’m really sorry for you dude
― calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:37 (one year ago) link
Up that fiber and lower that cheese intake
― calstars, Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link
They're not thankfully.
That's the problem, addicted to cheese
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 November 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link
Cheese is delicious in all of its variations
― calstars, Friday, 11 November 2022 00:18 (one year ago) link
Fiber pills have been helping a lot. I was having to do prep H suppositories for a while just to get things under control.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 11 November 2022 01:00 (one year ago) link
tofu cheese maybe?
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:20 (one year ago) link
please do not misread that with my display name in mind
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link
there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there. and if your eyes have not yet been opened to the glory of #bidetlife, then a world of bliss awaits u
― “humanity, whom I love” (cat), Saturday, 12 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link
― calstars, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:08 (one year ago) link
there are some pretty tasty non-cheese cheeses out there.
― calstars, Sunday, 13 November 2022 00:09 (one year ago) link
cat entirely otm
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2022 05:52 (one year ago) link
do you have one of those donut pillows? having spent much of the past 20 years in a van, I bought one & remembered to bring it with me on my int'l trip this time. it is, to put the point directly, saving my ass.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 November 2022 08:55 (one year ago) link
I don't but I think it's time to get one!
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 November 2022 12:51 (one year ago) link
yeah just search hemmorrhoid pillows. there's inflatable ones people use or there's cushion ones. they help if you gotta SOA a lot.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 14 November 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link
Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one on one meeting was fun.
Ended just in the nick of time
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:46 (two months ago) link
The meeting or the waste elimination? Or both?
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:49 (two months ago) link
Had to read that a few times
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 20:50 (two months ago) link
xpost lol the meeting.
― Disco Biollante (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:09 (two months ago) link
Having to simultaneously piss and shit while stuck in a one and two meeting was fun.
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:12 (two months ago) link
Once they commit to giving you a raise, just let it all go.
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:14 (two months ago) link
a situation commonly referred to being "on the ones and twos"
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:15 (two months ago) link
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Tuesday, January 16, 2024 4:14 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
[face increasingly red and twisted] "Thanks so much hnnngh can I get that in writing please? hnnnngh yeah, now?"
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 21:19 (two months ago) link
Stuck in the middle with you
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 22:40 (two months ago) link
been backed up lately, so took fiber gummies. woke up needing to take a big dump. they shut our water off before I made it to the can.
I know u get 'one flush' when the water is off and then u gotta add water to the tank to flush after that. I don't got that kinda energy, but it's been two hours now so...I might gotta go that route.
will keep you apprised of all crucial developments in this, #dumpgate
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:35 (three weeks ago) link
why is the water shut off? were you given advance notice?
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:38 (three weeks ago) link
to fix a water heater. they emailed us, like. the moment they did it. that's their M.O.
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:39 (three weeks ago) link
"one hour", they said
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 16:40 (three weeks ago) link