I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

lol

always be clinking

vg+

https://i.ibb.co/2q03wGH/Screen-Shot-2020-10-31-at-10-11-21.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

I had to

Also breaking the law by posting something funny in the excelsior thread

Tier 1 is "very important to let it spread", so, let it spread.

Haven’t you heard, there are no more tiers. That’s Johnson baby

isn't Johnson also the manufacturer of Toilet Duck?

Toilet Duct.

S C Johnson, a family company actually.

Man why don't y'all cool out, listen to some Teddy Ruxpin

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, October 31, 2020 5:30 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I hereby give this EXCELSIOR AWARD for the POSTING OF A FUNNY COMMENT to ilx poster: NEAMBERTHAL! good job, dude

This is like luriqua posting after a stint at the Betty Ford clinic

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, October 31, 2020 6:59 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

drug addiction LOL! Neanberthal is ON FIRE tonight! wink.PNG

Loved this, good striking imagery too

cointelamateur (m bison)
Posted: 1 November 2020 at 22:54:19
like this is some poochie had to go back to his home planet levels of public embarrassment, you just need to hang it the fuck up, get a yurt somewhere and figure some shit out

Guayaquil (eephus!)
Posted: November 1, 2020 at 6:44:21 PM
If Trump wins again Marcus can write a book called DIPSHIT RACIST: A SECRET HISTORY OF THE 21st CENTURY

lmao

If Osama Bin Laden had an “R” next to his name he’d get 35-40 pct of the vote I reckon

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 12:12 (thirty-four minutes ago) link

He loves guns and believes in the church

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 12:12 (thirty-three minutes ago) link

...

unfortunately his name does rhyme with "obama"

― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 12:18 (twenty-eight minutes ago)

vg+

this bump

Life Without Buildings

and then ufo's coup de grace

lol

Why is there a karaoke version of Juno?!

Lol This reads like part of a Star Wars film opening crawl:
(via CNN)

“ Entrenched at the White House with no public events on his schedule, Trump has personally dispatched advisers to battlegrounds across the country hoping to wage legal battle in places where the margins remain tight. Despite skepticism about the efficacy of his strategy, Trump has remained intent on waging a prolonged fight, viewing it as his only option.”

― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, November 5, 2020 11:52 AM (six minutes ago)

lol

― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 5, 2020 11:53 AM (six minutes ago)

he's gonna make the best deal between the trade federation and naboo

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, November 5, 2020 11:58 AM (one minute ago)

was just coming here for that reason

omg @ that Life Without Buildings mashup, wow

Okay so I shared a screenshot of Jay Vee's post on Twitter and someone ran with it

https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/CMLP0f7hYvBSBqWj_Xwu

lol

the pan down to the incomplete Death Star is *chef's kiss*

"You have failed me for the last time, Parscale!"

star wars

it's a bit early in the week for SNL, no?

SNL = Starwars No Lol ?

Some nerd laughs

secondhand Ned lark

let me have this

Sh@kedown Needs Lolz

I do!

lol ok fine

epistantophus
Posted: November 5, 2020 at 7:27:57 PM

_I feel like this is a Twilight Zone ep where we keep being told moer voets, and moer voets are coming, and the voets never come, and nobody ever wins, and nobody ever loses, and we are perennially in this election forever as time becomes a loop_

Every day they will count exactly half the remaining votes.

But the follow-up is key:

Every day they will count exactly half the remaining votes.

― epistantophus

trump, putting the zeno in xenophobia

― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine)

Haha I was just copying that and getting ready to paste it but I’m too slow on my phone.

Follow-up was a fucking masterstroke, well done katherine!

It really is an epic one-two punch of excelsiority and I am not sure how it can be bested in our lifetimes

It really is an epic one-two punch of excelsiority and I am not sure how it can be bested in our lifetimes

Close thread

fabulous

The smile was broad at that one

Biden up 5k in PA

Whoops, apologies, but lol anyway

antici

― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, November 5, 2020 2:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

(900+ posts later)

PAtion

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, November 6, 2020 9:34 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I thought Josepha was already making that joke

It's hard to imagine his war against woke will resonate nationwide. All of my friends think he is Scott Walker 2.0 but who knows

― Dan S, Saturday, June 3, 2023 8:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

that's the one with "Jackie" on it though

― frogbs, Saturday, June 3, 2023 8:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

fully support all action to erase bad Scott Walker from existence and replace with good Scott Walker.

see what happens when Pat Robertson stops praying for you for one day

― frogbs, Friday, 9 June 2023 18:44 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

top drawer

hey guys. things are pretty interesting these days!

― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:43 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

many ports of call?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:50 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

that the lift part of a swivel chair base regulates the height of the chair with a pressurised cylinder of gas. I never thought about how they worked before, but at least now I know why my old knackered chair doesn't rise any more.

― calzino, Friday, June 16, 2023 1:28 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

See, you manually raise it to the top, sit and commence work. It should very slowly descend through your work. When you reach the bottom, you have completed one seat-session of work. It’s like the worst xkcd comic ever.

― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Friday, June 16, 2023 2:48 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

brb farting in my old swivel chair

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, June 16, 2023 2:53 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

if it raises yr seat u did it right

― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Friday, June 16, 2023 3:25 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

that's what the Josh Groban song is about iirc

― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, June 16, 2023 3:32 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

"It should very slowly descend through your work"

if it goes down before you have a completed a work session then you aren't farting hard enough

― calzino, Friday, June 16, 2023 4:03 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

at this point, this is what we deserve

It’s stunning how untelegenic DeSantis is.

― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:07 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

He has no irises.

― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:09 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

he doesn't want the world to see him

― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:11 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

amazing

She's the Joe Rogan guest who talked about how in North Korea Children eat Rats, and then die from eating the rats, and then are eaten by rats, who are then eaten by children

― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Monday, July 17, 2023 2:08 PM bookmarkflaglink

Always should be someone you really love

― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, July 17, 2023 2:23 PM bookmarkflaglink

hahah brilliant

hehe!

WOW

ha

"they just grifted apart" lmao unreal

By "socially impenetrable" I mean, is there a female musician in her late 50s doing songs about particles and ancient kingdoms or whatever who can attract a crowd as large as TMBG?

― Chris L, Thursday, October 5, 2023 9:51 AM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Faith Hill is 56 and she DOES pack arenas with her stories of love and centrifugal motion.

― scott seward, Thursday, October 5, 2023 9:58 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is more of a controversial ILM opinion, but I'm really sick of posters who think I want to read Christgau's opinion on literally anything. Post Christgau quotes in the Christgau thread. We don't need to hear it otherwise.

― budo jeru, Friday, November 24, 2023 12:39 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Budo proves Groucho’s First Axiom. The club ain’t having it either. C-

― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Friday, November 24, 2023 12:41 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

low-hanging fruit perhaps, but i loled

i still don't understand if i'm being told i shouldn't post here anymore, but it is clever i guess

I thought the C- was being awarded to Christgau in that exchange?

xp i didn't take it that way budo! posted it here just because it was a satisfyingly good imitation, but yes i agree with halfway that the intended meaning is that christgau ain't here, and we don't want him

The smug satisfaction of my first-ever excelsior shout-out tarnished by the spectre of budo taking offence — none meant! I was posting in character for lulz only. Don’t go changin’

yeah I just took it as a hilarious riff on Christgau's style. I'm a budo fan!

haha, ok! i see now how Lavator's interpretation makes sense

happy to assist here, hd

I felt bad for Christgau, though

Good post budo

I Killed Christgau with My Big Flag Post

hahaha

lol

Solid #1.

― jmm, Thursday, November 16, 2023 4:26 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

might need to see a urologist

― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, November 16, 2023 4:27 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

"pissin a shit" as they say in the uk

omg mattkkkk made me spit out my drink

tiny payback for your comedic riches Neando

Just because:

"Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?" Dudley asked Aunt Petunia dully
"I'll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I'm not there," said Harry dully.
"How many monsters d'you think this place can hold?" Ron asked dully.
Dully, Harry turned it over
"Madam Pomfrey fixed him best she could," said Hagrid dully
“Balderdash,” said Harry dully.
“Great,” said Harry dully
Well, it might be easier to get past a dragon if he were a ferret, Harry thought dully
“Quidditch,” he said dully
“Fairy lights” he said dully
“I asked her to go with me just now,” Harry said dully
“Dunno,” Harry said dully
“No,” said Sirius dully
“I’ve told you,” Harry repeated dully
They bowed clumsily, muttering dully
And all the while, his scar burned dully
There you go, Sirius, Harry though dully
“Fine” said Harry dully
Some of them had broken windows, glimmering dully
Harry wondered dully
“Well I tried,” she said dully
“Well,” said Angelina dully
“Yeah, I suppose you’d better,” said Harry dully.
They glimmered dully
An ornate letter S, inlaid with many small green stones, glinted dully

(All but the last are from the first five books, maybe one bit of editing advice finally got through)

― organ doner (ledge), Wednesday, November 29, 2023 3:18 AM (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

dully noted

― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Wednesday, November 29, 2023 3:22 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

wins is a poacher with these lols, need to sign him to LOLverhampton

Not dullitch?

Dullbulbore

in another world, Tom Swifties would be known, confusingly, as Tom Dullys

Dull Kierlea

seeing some clips from this and it looks like Chappelle is straight up a Jeff Dunham-level comedian now. obviously there's no one like this here but do those who actually love the anti-trans shit actually think this shit is funny? it's like the same variations of the One Joke that boomers have been making for decades now

― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:22 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglin

If I boot this up and see no puppets, I'm going to be very disappointed in you, frogs.

― pplains, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:36 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

the puppets are in the audience, man

― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:45 AM (fifty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink