I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

otm

El Tankboto

How apt

--

Trump doing his best to kill off his Nebraska voters: For hours, attendees - including many elderly Trump supporters - stood in the cold, as police scrambled to help those most at-risk get to warmth.
Thirty people needed medical attention over the course of the rally, Omaha police spokesman Michael Pecha told The Washington Post on Wednesday. Seven were taken to local hospitals "with a variety of medical conditions."...

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:35 AM (seven minutes ago)

the quotes in the articles from Trump attendees all suggest they'd gladly die at one of his rallies.

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:36 AM (five minutes ago)

there is a Trump and it never goes out

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:37 AM (five minutes ago)

And if a speech by the POTUS
Kills the lot of us
To die like dumbfucks
Is such a heavenly way to die

― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:39 AM (two minutes ago)

hahaha

beautiful.

the first Old Lunch line doesn't scan ... flawed.

wow tough crowd

Just drop the 'the' in the first line, you're good.

It does scan?

you have to sing it in the double-decker way

What other way is there

Oh right I remember

but it should be "crashes into us" in the next line then

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/potus

Nah, the last two lines (and the first line!) are so clearly from the first half of the chorus that it doesn’t matter how you adapt that second line. It scans, adjourned.

after further review, the lol on the board stands. sarahell is charged a timeout.

(furiously scribbles notes on scansion so as to tighten up potential future excelsiors)

yeah but would you actually pronounce "speech by the POTUS" the same way you would "double decker bus" ... I don't think so ... you wouldn't accentuate "the" here ... y'all are being lazy

otoh -- "speech by Donald Trump" actually does scan with "double decker bus" ... and considering another chorus has "ten tonne truck" still rhyming with "us" -- it's like, why use "the POTUS" here in this lyric ??? sorry, the only person I would defer to on this is roxymuzak.

Hot piss on the tip of my lips
Dribbling down my chin
Hot piss nothings better than this
To waste it would worse than trump

look, we never thought we'd see old lunch political song parody again after "starvfishfish and covfefe". we're just happy the old lunch is back at it.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o6fJcaXbJIt1YVhvy/giphy.gif

Look I’d ban parody song lyrics from these threads completely if I could believe me

Thereby cutting them down by 50% these days

there is a joke and it never goes out

These days wins seems to post a lot
About the things that wins forgot to do

As ever I don’t know enough smiths songs for these to land

And I knew a smiths song
But it's so hard to know another these days

I was looking for a song and then I found a song

last night I dreamt
that somebody EXCELSIORed me
No LOL, no harm
Just another false alarm

Doctor, my posts
Tell me what is wrong
Was I unwise to parody this smiths song?

I would rather not go
Back to the old lols
I would rather not go
Back to the old lols
There's too many bad parodies
Too many parodies there

I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL

Imagining this being sung by Tom "Spongebob" Kenny

Posting your way in this thread today
Takes every lol you've got
Taking a break from song parodies
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like a new lol thread?

Sometimes you want to post
Another Smiths song parody
This is a Smiths song parody
You wanna post a parody
Of Smiths songs just for thee
You wanna post a Smiths song parody

oh shut your mouth, how can you say i parody songs the wrong way

One more LOL
Just one more LOL
One more LOL
Cos I can't EXCELSIOR forever

One more Lol
One more lolling sound

I can feel it
LOLing in the air tonight

ooh i've got a good one

I hear the LOLs echoing tonight
But she hears only ROFLs of some quiet
EXCELSIOR

It's LOLs for no reason
And LOLs for no reason is NAGL

new thread:
I would EXCELSIOR, but I haven't got a ZING to LOL