Movies where people (literally) play with themselves

Wait...is there another kind of wank that I don't know about?

Beverly D'Angelo in The Sentinel

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Personal Shopper?

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Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1989)

Giuliani doesn't jerk off in Borat 2, I watched it last night. He's definitely expecting *something*, but the "tucking in my shirt" defense actually works mostly bc fucking BORAT storms into the room before the situation can escalate. Giuliani has already "tucked his shirt in" when he takes his hand out and moves to get up--if SBC had waited like another 30 seconds it could've been an actually insane moment on camera. As is, the segment stands simply because of Giuliani's cretinous behavior during the "interview" itself.

However, the character played by Maria Bakalova, does masturbate in Borat 2, and it's a revelatory experience.

Bless the Beasts and the Children has a scene, iirc.

David O Russell's debut, Spanking the Monkey, unsurprisingly.

Also The Cement Garden. For some reason it's always stuck in my head that the director said the props department or special effects or whoever deals with jizz were struggling to get something to be realistic semen, and after an unsuccessful experiments with shampoo etc, the actor playing the boy concerned just said 'look, I'll do myself', disappeared for a while then returned with the goods. I'm not sure that would be held up as a heroic story these days.

The "Eyes Wide Shut" Harvey Keitel method acting on Nicole Kidman's hair story was debunked, but I still believe it.

Amy Adams in Junebug

Heather Graham only half-getting there in Half Magic.

I think Rachel, Rachel with Joanne Woodward has a scene, but I'm not sure that's the movie I'm thinking of.

Ellen Page in Super iirc

Happiness....

Just remembered the four lads in Sympathy for Mr Vengeance

There's this dopey Spanish Romcom called Semana: A Love Story, which about this dork who works at a fertility clinic who secretly steps in to replace the specimen (accidentally destroyed by his supervisor) his crush is using to surrogate for her sterile twin sister.

Kevin Spacey in the shower in American Beauty, alas.

Call Me By Your Name

Youth In Revolt
The To-Do List
Quadrophenia (Jimmy getting busy to the stolen photo proofs)

Four adolescents in a car in Amarcord (1973).