TRUMP GOT COVID

Give the man a truck.

trick out that truck and give it to trump asap

gtfo of here man

I don't think Trump knows how to drive, much less a driver's license.

"have" a driver's license.

has

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No way he could pass a test now.

https://carbuzz.com/features/speaking-of-auto-tariffs-here-are-6-cars-in-trump-s-private-collection

xpost His vision alone ...

"lots of people saying it's actually ok to drive on the sidewalk. not everybody knows this but it's ok to drive on the sidewalk. pedestrians, they...they get in the way, put themselves between vehicles and...they shouldn't be there. The sidewalk. Pedestrians should not be on the sidewalk - I mean if you ask an expert they will tell you the sidewalk is for cars."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just let things ride, let time go by."
Donald J. Trump

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 15, 2012

never knew he ghostwrote for Christopher Cross

dorks who sign their own tweets like it's an email

Donald J. Trump: “Sometimes the best thing you can do is just go with the flow.” (flushes toilet)

I'm a little ashamed of myself for having wished so hard for Donald Trump to succumb to COVID. Just imagine how sad we would all feel if he hadn't lived to experience what he's experiencing right now.

what we need is for him to now have a fatal relapse

seconded

AAAAAND SCENE

Plenty of time for a heart attack or stroke before 2024!

getting all juiced up on drugs and running around the country for two weeks while still recovering from a serious illness and then losing is tbf a prime setting for a collapse

I had way, WAY more fun speculating about his possible imminent death than his possible imminent election/non-election tbh

witnessing Biden and Harris’s inauguration (crowd) on January 20 might be a good occasion

on second thought, the size of that crowd will very probably be covid-impaired, so maybe he will actually see it as a reason to gloat

Still hoping he succumbs to strangulation from his tie getting ensnared in the Trump Tower escalator

Wasn't at all fun for me. But I do think that had Trump succumbed to Covid-19, at least another 100k Americans would be alive to witness the Biden inauguration.

the alternate timeline where bojo kicked it would be pretty excellent

what we need is for him to now have a fatal reprolapse

What if

(and hang with me for a minute here)

But what if that huge lump he's been carting around in the back of his trousers was never a diaper at all?

It was Rudy's head duh

Chances Bill Barr who hasn't been seen in (6?) days has contracted the virus?

he dead

he went back to Narnia

Gone back home to Marion, Richie and Joanie.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/11/us/politics/trump-coronavirus.html

WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump was sicker with Covid-19 in October than publicly acknowledged at the time, with extremely depressed blood oxygen levels at one point and a lung problem associated with pneumonia caused by the coronavirus, according to four people familiar with his condition.

His prognosis became so worrisome before he was taken to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center that officials believed he would need to be put on a ventilator, two of the people familiar with his condition said.

The people familiar with Mr. Trump’s health said he was found to have lung infiltrates, which occur when the lungs are inflamed and contain substances such as fluid or bacteria. Their presence, especially when a patient is exhibiting other symptoms, can be a sign of an acute case of the disease. They can be easily spotted on an X-ray or scan, when parts of the lungs appear opaque, or white.

Mr. Trump’s blood oxygen level alone was cause for extreme concern, dipping into the 80s, according to the people familiar with his evaluation. The disease is considered severe when the blood oxygen level falls to the low 90s.

TRUMP GOT LONG COVID (hopefully)

looking more and more like we all got Long Trump

so close to him dying guuuh

as a lib, i'd be owned if he took a trip to south africa

if he had not been president, he almost certainly would have died.
but if he had not been president, we almost certainly would not be this bad off!
you can't win.

The fact that he was able to pursue a fairly demanding campaign schedule in late October strongly suggests the experimental therapies he received were obviously effective. Sure, Trump's death would have been more satisfactory, but I guess I should look at the bigger picture and settle for this silver lining, that if Trump was saved from death or debility, it's possible some far more worthy humans may greatly benefit from similar therapies in the future.

much better outcome to see him defeated in an election than die in office imo

still not sure I like the long term effects of Jan 6th, even if some of those long-term symptoms would be there with or without that event.

that and the two month long stop the steal campaign

yeah I openly wished Covid would claim him, but I feel like him getting defeated and thoroughly disgraced with several major criminal charges hanging over his head is a lot better than him becoming a martyr

hmm, I guess it's tough to do the tradeoffs, but I feel like there was some importance to him being rebuked by voters rather than just dying. Although I can certainly see some benefit to the stop the steal campaign never having happened.

in the next couple of decades the republican party will spend amazing amounts of energy on his rehabilitation, attempting to move the needle from 'thoroughly disgraced' to 'tragically flawed'. there's a good chance they will pull it off, too.

A good chance they'll pull it off? That's a clickbait story at any liberal publication, it's near inevitable.

hm maybe I prefer that to My Antonia come to think of it

hmm, I guess it's tough to do the tradeoffs, but I feel like there was some importance to him being rebuked by voters rather than just dying. Although I can certainly see some benefit to the stop the steal campaign never having happened.

It is an open question in my mind whether a human whose character is 100% composed of flaws can correctly be described as flawed, since flaws are normally identified and defined by the more perfect condition of their surrounding medium.

lol

"controversial former President and conservative hero"