pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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These, "Here's Everything XX Did as SNL's Host" articles every time a musician hosts are so obnoxious.

iyo did facebook ruin the internet?

Un-fooled and placid (sic), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

lol Whiney

imago, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

Very good

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 26 October 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

I got excited for a second for that Menswe@r review though, hoping to see a Ned byline but uh... no.

That's because you needed to look elsewhere, my friend:

https://thequietus.com/articles/29097-menswear-nuisance-review-anniversary

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 October 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link

"when it comes to pfork, look elsewhere my friend"

words of wisdom, ned.

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 26 October 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link

Thanks Ned, I had read that one already - was just hoping you had another outlet to share your wisdom with.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 26 October 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link

One exception is “Truckin’,” the album closer, an easygoing ode to the open highway that became an anthem for Deadheads and for freaks and hippies more generally.

errr that's not at all what that song is about

Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 31 October 2020 23:30 (three years ago) link

If you enjoy tortuous, paragraph-long paraphrasing of song lyrics, the new Tigermilk review is for you.

Tim Simms (morrisp), Sunday, 1 November 2020 07:07 (three years ago) link

And while we were all being distracted by the election, Pitchfork kickstarted the witch house revival.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link

i got more than one automated marketing email today that started with something like "Now that the election is over (Phew!)..."

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

An interview with Bono’s sunglasses

https://www.spin.com/2020/11/bono-spin-interview-sunglasses/

Frozen CD, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

lol sorry wrong thread

Frozen CD, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link

"Inspired by his mother’s Alzheimer’s, the"

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 07:11 (three years ago) link

lol come on

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 07:11 (three years ago) link

it may very well be true, that he was inspired, but if so, it is a tale told 5 or 25 chapters deep into some fucked up story, not the very first words to describe a set of music for commercial release

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 07:13 (three years ago) link

inspired by my only child's diarrhea vomit deathbed, the

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 07:14 (three years ago) link

Inspired by the gruesome death of Princess Di at age 36, the

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 5 November 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

tbf Ulver did actually have a recent album inspired by that

imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

I keep getting Salem videos rec'd to me, and I keep on internally saying to myself, "I didn't like this shit the first time"

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 November 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

congratulations! you're officially too old now.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 05:42 (three years ago) link

I think I just don't like shitty music.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 12:24 (three years ago) link

Salem has always been bullshit

DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link

Oh that’s not in reference to Salem, just to that feeling.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

Oh, then definitely. I started posting here when I was barely 21. I'm now 36.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

i don't mean for here! i mean for pitchfork!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

Oh lol. I haven't read Pitchfork for years, I'm a Quietus and Resident Advisor guy.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

looking at p4k's reviews over the past month or so--very heavy with reissue and retrospective reviews. Release schedule must be light for some reason.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

almost like there's a global event making it difficult for bands to write and release new albums

na (NA), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:05 (three years ago) link

It's kind of funny how Pitchfork writes about shit like Salem as if they ever fucking mattered in the first place

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link

tbf there's a piece in the New Yorker this week as well. critics of a certain age.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link

when music turns 10 years old it is suddenly classic

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link

eagerly awaiting the critical resurgence of Kitty Pryde

DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

100 gecs 2032 reunion tour spurring thought pieces in suprastacks everywhere

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

tbf no joking this is 10 out of 10 amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNlkiitx0vY

billstevejim, Friday, 6 November 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link

10 years since salem's fader fort set should be celebrated imo

billstevejim, Friday, 6 November 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

I think I'm paying attention to different music than y'all, because to me it's been a banner year for electronic music and jazz and all kinds of releases, even with the pandemic. Hell, there are tons of great pandemic albums.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 November 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link

same

flopson, Saturday, 7 November 2020 03:52 (three years ago) link

almost like there's a global event making it difficult for bands to write and release new albums

― na (NA), Friday, November 6, 2020 11:05 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think it’s the opposite, pandemic seems to have made bands that would’ve spent the year touring go back into the studio. like every band has released an album this year?

flopson, Saturday, 7 November 2020 03:53 (three years ago) link

There is tons of new music; they really shouldn’t be reviewing a Wilco reissue on a Friday.

Tim Simms (morrisp), Saturday, 7 November 2020 04:07 (three years ago) link

“Hmmm. I’ve never heard of Salem or witch house before. Wonder what Wikipedia has to say about them.”

“Salem (sometimes stylized as S4LEM or SALEM)...”

“lol fuck this shit”

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 7 November 2020 09:34 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNlkiitx0vY

if you've never heard of salem before, their live at fader fort video is an absolute must watch

ufo, Saturday, 7 November 2020 09:36 (three years ago) link

so good that it was posted only yesterday

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Saturday, 7 November 2020 09:43 (three years ago) link

the original upload got taken down recently

ufo, Saturday, 7 November 2020 11:38 (three years ago) link

Lol Snrub

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Saturday, 7 November 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link

(Sometimes stylized as MRSNRU8)

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Saturday, 7 November 2020 13:43 (three years ago) link

Yeah, tbqh despite some occasional good writing (often by people who post on here, afaict), P4k seems more and more like Rolling Stone or Spin seemed to me in the early to mid aughts-- often straining for relevancy while simultaneously focusing on big-tent shit that no one who actually cares about music wants to pay attention to.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

but presumably gets clicks

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Saturday, 7 November 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

It points more toward the irrelevancy of P4k to a certain younger demographic than anything. I have plenty of friends with teens, and none of them give a flying fuck about Wilco, and rightly so! But do the more nerdy and strange among them click on the OPN and Arca reviews on P4k? Sure.

I guess I just stopped reading it as much because of what has been pointed out, that so many of the reviews and news focus on shit that doesn't matter to me...aka contemporary guitar driven music, which is overwhelmingly mediocre.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

I'm not exactly capn save a p4k but I don't know that there's a good way to make everyone happy on four reviews a day tbh

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link

I mean, my idea would be to stop reviewing reissues of albums that suck.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link


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