TRUMP GOT COVID

my nurse friend said clearly something medical is going on and it could be serious or it could be more benign but ultimately that we needed to do the responsible thing and hope he died.

I love this friend.

what's the "truther" part? he obviously has some sort of illness. there are several different things that can cause this symptom, but it's something.

in fact, McConnell dying on Election Day might be the poetic justice the world needs

Before he can force ACB on the court would be better

can he die twice?

he only dies twice, or so it seems / one death for himself, and one for our dreams

what's the "truther" part? he obviously has some sort of illness. there are several different things that can cause this symptom, but it's something.

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https://www.animalwised.com/common-diseases-of-turtles-and-tortoises-611.html

hee hee hee

The thing that convinced me about the fake Melanias is that in one of the videos Trump literally says "Melania... who is right here next to me..." in one of his Homer Simpson-level attempts at subterfuge.

In one of them he says "Melania couldn't be here today" while a fake Melania is standing next to him! It's a very satisfying conspiracy theory.

Regeneron side effects seem awful: excessive sweat, bad skin, aggressive mood, uncontrollable bowel movements...

can't even tell if this is a set-up or not

a set-up that nobody wants to spike

xxp: the other McConnell theory is that he watched Lovecraft Country and the police chief gave him some Ideas

I think there is a strong chance McConnell has greyscale

the maddening thing about it is that QAnon types do that "this person has been replaced" shit a lot by comparing photos with wildly different angles and lighting and the last thing you want to do is come off like that, but still. there are several photos of her where my brain's first reaction is, "that's someone else". her face is so narrowly defined and she's only made like two different facial expressions. and there are dozens of videos of her just showing absolute contempt for him, swatting his hand away in plain sight. is it really that crazy to think they'd use a fake Melania? did they not just present a 60 Minutes reporter with a giant "comprehensive health care plan" that was just unrelated printouts from Trump's website plus a ton of blank pages?

what does fake melania do when they're out in public? does she hold fake conversations with people who think she's melania, or would they just keep her close to the helicopter so that no one will try to talk to her?

i don't know why they'd bother with this. no one cares when melania isn't around, it's not like her presence softens the president's image or anything. there is only downside to this -- the risk of being uncovered.

all great points but I don't understand a single fucking thing this administration does

friend who runs a crisis shelter says it looks like elder abuse re: mcconnell xxxp. not sure i buy it but it's plausible

Is Elaine Chao hitting him with a pipe because the cocaine shipments are delayed?

Logically, fake Melania would be fawning & doting, not yanking her hand away every time he tries to hold it.

“First Lady who can’t stand being touched by Prez” would be the weirdest beard ever.

Which... nothing they do makes sense, so that’s not a gotcha or anything.

no, that's the real Melania, the fake one only comes out for photo ops every now and then

I think the first photo that really looked "fake" came out at a time when she just disappeared for a few weeks (didn't the WH say it was some extended hospital visit or something like that?) so that makes sense. the recent one doesn't make much sense but the face looks totally different to me. then again photo ops is quite literally all this administration cares about. look. I wouldn't stake my life on this. but there's like...a 40% chance they've used at least one fake Melania.

lmao milo

I think they could get away with a stand-in for balcony waves or helicopter walks, but not for an extended appearance.

Trump today at his rally in Allentown, PA: "By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great."

— melissa block (@NPRmelissablock) October 26, 2020

Give the man a truck.

trick out that truck and give it to trump asap

gtfo of here man

I don't think Trump knows how to drive, much less a driver's license.

"have" a driver's license.

has

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/storyimage/LK/20170323/NEWS/812020016/AR/0/AR-812020016.jpg?Q=75&maxW=960&maxH=960|https://www.palmbeachpost.com/storyimage/LK/20170323/NEWS/812020016/AR/0/AR-812020016.jpg?Q=75&maxW=1920&maxH=1920" class="noborder">

No way he could pass a test now.

https://carbuzz.com/features/speaking-of-auto-tariffs-here-are-6-cars-in-trump-s-private-collection

xpost His vision alone ...

"lots of people saying it's actually ok to drive on the sidewalk. not everybody knows this but it's ok to drive on the sidewalk. pedestrians, they...they get in the way, put themselves between vehicles and...they shouldn't be there. The sidewalk. Pedestrians should not be on the sidewalk - I mean if you ask an expert they will tell you the sidewalk is for cars."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just let things ride, let time go by."
Donald J. Trump

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 15, 2012

never knew he ghostwrote for Christopher Cross

dorks who sign their own tweets like it's an email

Donald J. Trump: “Sometimes the best thing you can do is just go with the flow.” (flushes toilet)

I'm a little ashamed of myself for having wished so hard for Donald Trump to succumb to COVID. Just imagine how sad we would all feel if he hadn't lived to experience what he's experiencing right now.

what we need is for him to now have a fatal relapse

seconded

AAAAAND SCENE

Plenty of time for a heart attack or stroke before 2024!

getting all juiced up on drugs and running around the country for two weeks while still recovering from a serious illness and then losing is tbf a prime setting for a collapse

I had way, WAY more fun speculating about his possible imminent death than his possible imminent election/non-election tbh

witnessing Biden and Harris’s inauguration (crowd) on January 20 might be a good occasion

on second thought, the size of that crowd will very probably be covid-impaired, so maybe he will actually see it as a reason to gloat

Still hoping he succumbs to strangulation from his tie getting ensnared in the Trump Tower escalator

Wasn't at all fun for me. But I do think that had Trump succumbed to Covid-19, at least another 100k Americans would be alive to witness the Biden inauguration.

the alternate timeline where bojo kicked it would be pretty excellent

what we need is for him to now have a fatal reprolapse

What if

(and hang with me for a minute here)

But what if that huge lump he's been carting around in the back of his trousers was never a diaper at all?