You can't receive content, you can only send content.This is some kick-ass Quib.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 October 2020 01:56 (three years ago) link
QuibX
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 October 2020 13:22 (three years ago) link
After being bombarded with YouTube ads for Hankook Tyre (cue footage of supercars doing burnouts and donuts), I came up with this: a remake of Hancock's Half Hour that constantly shoehorns in references to Hankook Tyres ("A pint? That's nearly half a tyre full!") called Hankook's Half Hour. Or as the character Hankook (played by Danny Dyer or Dean Gafney or someone equally unsuited) would say it at the beginning of each episode "Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhankook's Half Hour".
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 25 October 2020 11:16 (three years ago) link
I’m American and I don’t know what any of those things are
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 06:18 (three years ago) link
you should really check out youtube silby, at least
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link
lol
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
a turkish spice company with justin bieber as its spokesperson called justin biber
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link
I bought some pul biber for the first time recently, there's a store here called Pull & Bear and both of them keep mutating into something like pul and beiber
― kinder, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link
actually no, it would have to becöstın biber
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link
temperamental horse a.i. for electric bicycles where you need to feed and take care of it like a tamagotchi
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link
Horse eBikes
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
― peace, man, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link
the poetry of William McGonagall performed in a calypso style
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 29 March 2015 18:03 (five years ago)
Sorry it took so long...The Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
A Cake cover band...
called...
FROSTING
― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJDGjyJ4--8
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
DAMMIT
― mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 8 November 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link
frosting vs. icing is one of the questions on the NYT regional dialect quiz
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link
I’ve been thinking about posting comments on the Ring neighbors app in the style of Among Us discussion. “Neighbor30 self-report! sus af”
― john shopkins (naus), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 07:38 (three years ago) link
Suckumentaries: A series of music documentaries directed, scripted and told exclusively by people who hate the band in question.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 12 November 2020 05:04 (three years ago) link
I’d watch
― The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Thursday, 12 November 2020 05:06 (three years ago) link
That has potential.
― peace, man, Thursday, 12 November 2020 11:53 (three years ago) link
Had The Doors specifically in mind for the first one. It would be edited exactly like a typical music doc except every line of it would be negative.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 12 November 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link
Love this idea. Would contribute to the Kickstarter.
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 12 November 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link
As long as Jim Derogatis is never ever involved in any way.
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 12 November 2020 13:53 (three years ago) link
Yeah, that could be really great. Every interview strategically edited to make the band members sound like they hate their own music, etc.
― Some dads are not YOUR dad (Old Lunch), Thursday, 12 November 2020 13:58 (three years ago) link
If this winds up on adult swim I’ll know we have a mole
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 12 November 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link
yeah this is not a terrible idea at all!
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 12 November 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link
haha, i know a dude at adult swim! on twitter, i mean. but he put conferencecall.biz in a show he used to make, and we consistently like each other's tweets, so we're tight
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link
i will DM him and then take my customer 10% terrible ideas coordinator finders fee
customary
― @oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link
Erectile Dyspunktion: YouTube series interviewing aging punk rockers about their struggles with erectile dysfunction.
― peace, man, Sunday, 15 November 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link
We could do the same with funk bands. Now what to call it...
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Sunday, 15 November 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link
going to start using "pissing a shit" in conversations, e.g. "are you serious? you're not pissing a shit right now?" or "i am telling you. i do not piss shits about this stuff."
― Danish mink farm covid strain again (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link
Oh chill out buddy I’m just pissing your shits right now!
― The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link
that sounds very natural and correct!
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 16 November 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link
Truck Butts
― latebloomer, Monday, 23 November 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link
A COVID mask with a large drinking straw running through it that has a valve inside enabling you to drink smoothies while staying safe.
A more advanced version of this would have an internal cooling system enabling you to drink hot soup.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 23 November 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link
We have the technology!
https://www.thestrangegifts.com/uploaded_images/resizer/650x550/r/redbeerhat_7837552477.jpg
― putting the "party" in "partisan" (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 November 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
you guys are on fire
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 23 November 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link
― latebloomer, Monday, November 23, 2020 6:52 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
100% in support of this
― fleet doxes (map), Monday, 23 November 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
Man Pipes (a decorative novelty tailpipe worn in the rectum of a human)
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 November 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link
Start calling people from the United Kingdom “Ukranians”
― is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
UKanians
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link
A ringtone that's just the very end of Speak to Me into the screaming at the very beginning of Breathe.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 14 December 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link
A sandwich restaurant franchise called Sub Area that only opens in crawl spaces.
― kniphofia face (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 04:47 (three years ago) link
Sub Basement
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
Sub Woofer - a dog and sandwich café.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
Sub Par - a bad sandwich shop on a golf course
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link
Sub Ordination - sandwich shop below a court of law
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link