your terrible ideas

fwiw when we got our most recent car we actually did have a glitch where we couldn't use basic features like the radio because there was a GPS problem and we couldn't get past the GPS error message on the touch screen. And I genuinely do hate internet of things.

I have a terrible idea and it's called Quibi 2 (or perhaps New Quibi). It's just like the old Quibi except you need to buy a dedicated portable device to watch it. And there isn't any way to connect headphones so you have to use the built-in speakers. And they're LOUD (no volume control, sorry).

the Q-phone

You can't receive content, you can only send content.

This is some kick-ass Quib.

QuibX

After being bombarded with YouTube ads for Hankook Tyre (cue footage of supercars doing burnouts and donuts), I came up with this: a remake of Hancock's Half Hour that constantly shoehorns in references to Hankook Tyres ("A pint? That's nearly half a tyre full!") called Hankook's Half Hour. Or as the character Hankook (played by Danny Dyer or Dean Gafney or someone equally unsuited) would say it at the beginning of each episode "Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhankook's Half Hour".

I’m American and I don’t know what any of those things are

you should really check out youtube silby, at least

lol

a turkish spice company with justin bieber as its spokesperson called justin biber

I bought some pul biber for the first time recently, there's a store here called Pull & Bear and both of them keep mutating into something like pul and beiber

a turkish spice company with justin bieber as its spokesperson called justin biber

actually no, it would have to be

cöstın biber

temperamental horse a.i. for electric bicycles where you need to feed and take care of it like a tamagotchi

Horse eBikes

lol

the poetry of William McGonagall performed in a calypso style

― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 29 March 2015 18:03 (five years ago)

Sorry it took so long...
The Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay

A Cake cover band...

called...

FROSTING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJDGjyJ4--8

DAMMIT

frosting vs. icing is one of the questions on the NYT regional dialect quiz

I’ve been thinking about posting comments on the Ring neighbors app in the style of Among Us discussion. “Neighbor30 self-report! sus af”

Suckumentaries: A series of music documentaries directed, scripted and told exclusively by people who hate the band in question.

I’d watch

That has potential.

Had The Doors specifically in mind for the first one. It would be edited exactly like a typical music doc except every line of it would be negative.

Love this idea. Would contribute to the Kickstarter.

As long as Jim Derogatis is never ever involved in any way.

Yeah, that could be really great. Every interview strategically edited to make the band members sound like they hate their own music, etc.

If this winds up on adult swim I’ll know we have a mole

yeah this is not a terrible idea at all!

haha, i know a dude at adult swim! on twitter, i mean. but he put conferencecall.biz in a show he used to make, and we consistently like each other's tweets, so we're tight

i will DM him and then take my customer 10% terrible ideas coordinator finders fee

customary

Erectile Dyspunktion: YouTube series interviewing aging punk rockers about their struggles with erectile dysfunction.

We could do the same with funk bands. Now what to call it...

going to start using "pissing a shit" in conversations, e.g. "are you serious? you're not pissing a shit right now?" or "i am telling you. i do not piss shits about this stuff."

Oh chill out buddy I’m just pissing your shits right now!

that sounds very natural and correct!

Truck Butts

A COVID mask with a large drinking straw running through it that has a valve inside enabling you to drink smoothies while staying safe.

A more advanced version of this would have an internal cooling system enabling you to drink hot soup.

We have the technology!

https://www.thestrangegifts.com/uploaded_images/resizer/650x550/r/redbeerhat_7837552477.jpg

you guys are on fire

Truck Butts

― latebloomer, Monday, November 23, 2020 6:52 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

100% in support of this

Man Pipes (a decorative novelty tailpipe worn in the rectum of a human)

Start calling people from the United Kingdom “Ukranians”

UKanians

A ringtone that's just the very end of Speak to Me into the screaming at the very beginning of Breathe.

A sandwich restaurant franchise called Sub Area that only opens in crawl spaces.

Sub Basement