batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

wtf
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/conservatives-recast-in-classic-video-games

http://media.newyorker.com/photos/5f8a0afa994428c9a71a8f3c/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/6AllgoodLongo_games.jpg

"humor"

Soon. pic.twitter.com/9OK8B4qsuy

— GrrrGraphics Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) November 3, 2020

i... don't understand

of all the things to label, he goes with the bucket

who are any of those people

#tuomas

the chicago thinker cartoon section is amazing pic.twitter.com/ufwRhfxDny

— love jihadi (@qu0hog) November 5, 2020

who are any of those people

This has been baffling me as well. I'm certain this is wrong but it kinda looks like a Disney-fied Nixon as the donkey's head (though that makes zero sense), then L-R from there - really looks like Rudy G but I think maybe it's supposed to be Schumer, really looks like Mitt and I have absolutely no idea on the far right guy,

L-R: adam schiff, james clapper, james comey, john brennan

https://grrrgraphics.com/fear-in-the-headlights/

Huh, ok.

Imagine caring who James Clapper is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny8-G8EoWOw

even AOC didn't make him this horny

#ElectionResults2020 = #CheatingDemocrats #ElectionFraud Cheating ASSES- New #BenGarrison cartoon- Only way Democrats can win is by cheating!!! #StopTheSteal great post at https://t.co/T2rmk9KmQi pic.twitter.com/mE8dEcKSpf

— GrrrGraphics Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) November 5, 2020

he probably drafted that one months ago, to go ahead and prepare for the rampant election fraud

The algorithmically-selected tweets that accompany that Ben Garrison tweet are amazing. The echo chamber effect from FB, Twitter and other social media is deafening. As a social media refusenik, I rarely see this in action, but at a glance it's screamingly obvious how these algorithms are reinforcing the polarization of politics into monolithic opposing camps.

One of the top replies to one of Trump’s bland election night tweets was a nonsensical “THAT’S IT! The final straw! I supported you in the past but never again in the future!” and I was like wha..... until I realized it was a bot. This shit is real.

Aimless, if I didn't need to utilize social media to make ends meet, I would've left ages ago. I hate it and it hates me.

All the responses I see are along the lines of

Ben pls pic.twitter.com/2DZtDeKbuC

— A boombox 🔊📼🔊 🎶 (@Gavinardo) November 5, 2020

I still don't understand "Bucket 5", especially with only 4 faces in the image. Is it a QAnon thing?

I googled it but still couldn't understand it, it's something about evidence about Carter Page's FISA warrant

I was wondering how Ben Garrison was taking this and the answer is “weirdly long Biden” pic.twitter.com/sxFI607Vjo

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) November 6, 2020

Thread:

don’t know why this is so funny to me but I just stumbled into learning ben garrison’s wife is stealing her own content pic.twitter.com/D1osQYbjq7

— kilgore trout, tiny desk carpenter (@KT_So_It_Goes) November 2, 2020

making the crest of the wave look like Trump's sweep-over is a genuinely good visual joke imo, even if it's one Ben and Tina have used several times

Looks like he steals from himself also. pic.twitter.com/by4tj9W0jR

— Unironic normie (@jewishNormie) November 2, 2020

(you can tell that the cartoon on the right is uncharacteristically good for Garrison because it doesn't require any labels)

Those ones creep me out because it looks like Trump has a beard.

wait, ben garrison has a wife?!!!?

Yes. I would have assumed she was "in Canada" or something, but you can hear them together on this podcast interview.

https://podbay.fm/p/bardsfm/e/1596830389

I wonder if Ben’s wife is ever secretly concerned about how horny he is for Trump

They share a Trump RealDoll in bed.

“So lifelike! Very damp!”

wait, ben garrison has a wife?!!!?

― Karl Malone, Saturday, December 5, 2020 3:58 AM (three hours ago)

buncha Tina truthers up in this piece

So apparently Tina Toon is Garrison’s wife...

― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, April 12, 2018 6:52 AM (two years ago)

that does not sound like a real name, or a real person

― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, April 12, 2018 8:46 AM (two years ago)

"Tina Toon" is more proof of glitches in the matrix imo

It beats me thinking for a sec that sic was talking about the youngest sister on Family Ties.

I'd find it impossible to believe if I hadn't gone to high school with a Toon myself.

http://puzzledpagan.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/giphy.gif

zach tune

hmm

i meant zach toon

that could be confusing

zach tune
zach toon

zachtung baby

Tommy Tune

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/04/02/arts/01TOMMYTUNEWEB/01TOMMYTUNEWEB-tmagArticle.jpg

Her last name is Norton.

Nortoon.

The MP for Toon Norton has bad opinions

Garrison has flipped the fuck out, and no, this isn't a fake:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqETtvNXYAU-o8H.jpg

psst bloodthirsty tree of liberty he's hiding the wrapped pressie marked 'federal executions' somewhere!

Whats the jupiter/saturn conjunction got to do with anyt...why am I expending any brain working this out.

If President Trump allows our election to be stolen by domestic criminals aided by foreign enemies, then our Republic is at an end. The voting process will become permanently corrupted. A sliver of billionaire and trillionaire elitists will control our elections and everything else. These are dark times and the Christmas star (Jupiter and Saturn aligned) portends an urgent need for action.

there isn't another Jup/Sat conjunction till 2080 or something, at least humanity will be finished by then

A sliver of billionaire and trillionaire elitists

I love how he thinks there are trillionaires. And how he has zero faith in the Good Lord to rescue His Favorite Nation. He's also ANTI-BUSINESS and ANTI-FREE-ENTERPRISE!! Which (need I add) is ANTI-AMERICAN!!!!

Ben has very strict morals down there somewhere (if in a Westboro Baptist sort of way) - the only time he really went against Trump was when he did some air strikes on I think Iran or Syria? I have always wondered where he will go when the Trump project hits the rocks and straight-up insanity has always probably been the most likely answer.