NO WAIT
Property Cryme
― do as thou wilt, as long as thou dost punctuate it correctly (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link
Intruder
(I say it counts)
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 13:58 (three years ago) link
Subpoena's Ready
he's in the agony of Subpoena-pain
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link
Trespass
― logout option: disabled (Matt #2), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link
^^^ new winner
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link
I guess she was a difficult lover
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link
Do we think Phil would agree to them staying...one more night?
I've been sitting here so longWasting time, just staring at the phoneAnd I was wondering should I call youThen I thought maybe you're not alone
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
guess they're claiming squonkers' rights
― glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link
i heard he knocked on the door and got no reply at all
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link
she has a built in ability to take everything she sees
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link
Trespass― logout option: disabled (Matt #2)
― Siegbran, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link
more fool me
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link
It's like a great house robbery
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link
Blood on the Rooftops
― Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
It's no fun beating an illegal home invasion
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link
hopefully he can Get 'Em Out by Friday
― frogbs, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link
Will they be gone by Christmas time at all?
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link
No eviction notice required
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
This must be love
― dinnerboat, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link
Inside outOoh you got me inside out
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link
how many times must he say he's sorry
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
Trust don't come easy
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link
He's really been preparing for this moment his whole career
I rang your house but got no answerJumped in my car, i went round thereI still don't believe thatHe was just leaving
― enochroot, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link
ex-wife kinda losing the press war here
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link
Lol how bad at PR do you need to be to make Phil Collins seem like a good husband?
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link
I don't think "stealing a house and staffing it with armed guards to prevent its recapture" is most accurately described as "a PR problem"
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link
Follow you (back to my house) Follow me (to the police station)
― Walter Draggedman (stevie), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link
Get 'Er Out By Friday
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link
o lord
https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/26/phil-collins-trump-in-the-air-tonight-stop-playing-campaign-rally-beef-cease-desist/
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 26 October 2020 22:09 (three years ago) link
Trump issues executive order giving his house to his ex-spouse
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link
I think a pretty solid defense of phil is that we have collectively spent 18 hours riffing on this, drawing on a pretty deep storehouse of memorable lyrics and song titles from 30 years or so, without much effort.
I was a plus-one to a Phil show a long time ago (at the Tacoma Dome), and literally every song in the entire concert was a hit, culminating in collecting canned food and "Another Day in Paradise."
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 26 October 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link
Ha! I swear I went to that Tacoma Dome show with my mom. It was probably like 1992, and I was 11 or 12. I remember bringing canned food. I also remember he mocked audience members who wouldn't participate and said 'I'm just too fucking cool for this'. Also we brought canned food, and the music was so loud it was distorting in my ear.
― Publicradio (3×5), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:37 (three years ago) link
There is a group of artists who could play nothing but hits for hours, and even if you aren't a fan you would at least recognize every song.
Bruce, Billy, Phil, Who, Stones....
― Fjord Explorer (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:41 (three years ago) link
Some of these acts, it's really nuts. I don't think Phil could do it, tbh, but I've seen back-to-back Bruce shows where each one seemed to be a solid 3+ hours of hits, yet differed by maybe 65%!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link
what's pretty nuts is that Phil was already lowering the keys of many of his hits like, 20+ years ago. I remember buying a pay per view show in the late 90s and he was singing most everything in lower keys.
wonder if he sounds like Lou RAwls now
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link
There is a group of artists who could play nothing but hits for hours, and even if you aren't a fan you would at least recognize every song. Bruce, Billy, Phil, Who, Stones....
― Welcome to Nonrock (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:30 (three years ago) link
Billy Withers
― Siegbran, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:53 (three years ago) link
Wild Billy Childish obvs
― Neil S, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:54 (three years ago) link
Joel, c'mon
― Sunset Claus (Uncle Juice), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:58 (three years ago) link
My first thought was Billy Ocean too.
― does it look like i'm here (jon123), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 11:01 (three years ago) link
Billy Corgan; the core, the chart music
― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 11:54 (three years ago) link
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_of_Billie
― Welcome to Nonrock (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link
Ha! I swear I went to that Tacoma Dome show with my mom. It was probably like 1992, and I was 11 or 12.
This was the show! I was 20 and went with a British co-worker who loved the hits but scowled at me during the long freeform drums/guitar space jam that ended into “In The Air Tonight.” “What is this, art or something?”
― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 13:09 (three years ago) link
Billy Joel, obvious one!
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link
Mellencamp was another one who had a show of pretty much all recognizable hits.
― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link
When I saw Bob Seger in 2007, I had been expecting a solid greatest-hits show, but he actually played six new songs! I wrote about it for the Voice.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link
Loggins could probably do this too
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link
I saw the Stones at some point in ... I don't remember what year it was. Bigger Bang tour? Anyway, right beforehand the publicist swung by and gave the writers (or at least a writer) a copy of the setlist, which identified all the songs they were playing that night that they had not played the previous night, and it really struck me what a science it must be to devise a setlist when you literally have more hits than you can play.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link
I remember reading an interview with Brooks & Dunn where they were a little frustrated because their audience would not put up with them playing anything but their #1 hits
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link
Metallica really does have this down to a science — I remember reading Lars Ulrich talking about how they'd get Spotify and YouTube data and find out which songs got the most streams in a given market, and make sure they went into the set that night.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link