Defend Phil Collins

Subpoena's Ready

Joking aside, can't help but feel awful for Phil what's happened to him in recent years. This latest development is just.... fuck's sake.

it's going to end pretty badly for his ex-wife

lol but seriously

ok now we're in too deep here, c'mon guys

To think she could be in his house now just trashin' the camp.

in a moment he'll be on his knees

Well, what did he expect, now that they're living separate lives?

NO WAIT

Property Cryme

Intruder

(I say it counts)

Subpoena's Ready

he's in the agony of Subpoena-pain

Trespass

^^^ new winner

I guess she was a difficult lover

Do we think Phil would agree to them staying...one more night?

I've been sitting here so long
Wasting time, just staring at the phone
And I was wondering should I call you
Then I thought maybe you're not alone

guess they're claiming squonkers' rights

i heard he knocked on the door and got no reply at all

she has a built in ability to take everything she sees

Trespass
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more fool me

It's like a great house robbery

Blood on the Rooftops

It's no fun beating an illegal home invasion

hopefully he can Get 'Em Out by Friday

Will they be gone by Christmas time at all?

No eviction notice required

This must be love

Inside out
Ooh you got me inside out

how many times must he say he's sorry

Trust don't come easy

He's really been preparing for this moment his whole career

I rang your house but got no answer
Jumped in my car, i went round there
I still don't believe that
He was just leaving

ex-wife kinda losing the press war here

Lol how bad at PR do you need to be to make Phil Collins seem like a good husband?

I don't think "stealing a house and staffing it with armed guards to prevent its recapture" is most accurately described as "a PR problem"

Follow you (back to my house) Follow me (to the police station)

Get 'Er Out By Friday

o lord

https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/26/phil-collins-trump-in-the-air-tonight-stop-playing-campaign-rally-beef-cease-desist/

Trump issues executive order giving his house to his ex-spouse

I think a pretty solid defense of phil is that we have collectively spent 18 hours riffing on this, drawing on a pretty deep storehouse of memorable lyrics and song titles from 30 years or so, without much effort.

I was a plus-one to a Phil show a long time ago (at the Tacoma Dome), and literally every song in the entire concert was a hit, culminating in collecting canned food and "Another Day in Paradise."

Ha! I swear I went to that Tacoma Dome show with my mom. It was probably like 1992, and I was 11 or 12. I remember bringing canned food. I also remember he mocked audience members who wouldn't participate and said 'I'm just too fucking cool for this'. Also we brought canned food, and the music was so loud it was distorting in my ear.

There is a group of artists who could play nothing but hits for hours, and even if you aren't a fan you would at least recognize every song.

Bruce, Billy, Phil, Who, Stones....

Some of these acts, it's really nuts. I don't think Phil could do it, tbh, but I've seen back-to-back Bruce shows where each one seemed to be a solid 3+ hours of hits, yet differed by maybe 65%!

what's pretty nuts is that Phil was already lowering the keys of many of his hits like, 20+ years ago. I remember buying a pay per view show in the late 90s and he was singing most everything in lower keys.

wonder if he sounds like Lou RAwls now

There is a group of artists who could play nothing but hits for hours, and even if you aren't a fan you would at least recognize every song.

Bruce, Billy, Phil, Who, Stones....

Billy Withers

Wild Billy Childish obvs

Joel, c'mon

My first thought was Billy Ocean too.

Billy Corgan; the core, the chart music

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_of_Billie