Superhero Filmmakers: Where's Our Watchmen?

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Birth is a natural and beautiful event in a woman's life, David

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Anyway, I'm still looking forward to Watchmen, though the previews smell.

contenderizer, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

has nobody brought up the lawsuit that might derail the whole enterprise yet?

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

they smell like meat

omg i love meat

blueski, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

slocki that is why the tread got revived.

Abbott, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

has nobody brought up the lawsuit that might derail the whole enterprise yet?

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, August 20, 2008 8:34 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

upthread, amigo!

latebloomer, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

x-post

latebloomer, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, who are we kidding? One big check later, movie is back in theaters. It's gone too far to stop now.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Oily OTM

contenderizer, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

This is just to say that I did not need a person on the internet calling himself Shakey Mo Collier to remind me about the natural beauty of childbirth with regards to a pic showing Elijah Wood's head poking through a plywood vag.

David R., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Had it been a real honest-to-goodness vag, say from a cow or elephant, that would have been okay.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

chinatown.jpg

David R., Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe we can add him to the wallogina

jeff, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

homework: GIS "elephant vag"

contenderizer, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

lolz joeks bruv

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, who are we kidding? One big check later, movie is back in theaters. It's gone too far to stop now.

-- Oilyrags, Wednesday, August 20, 2008 8:38 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

seriously. has a lawsuit like this ever stopped a high-profile major studio movie like this from being released?

latebloomer, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Fox has stated it isn't looking for monetary compensation - their aim is for the film's release to be blocked. I'd like to say with certainty they won't succeed, but who knows?

Duane Barry, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

That's completely untrue according to a quote in an Entertainment Weekly article from a spokesman for Fox. They are looking to get pizzaid.

HI DERE, Thursday, 21 August 2008 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link

wait waht lawsuit

gbx, Thursday, 21 August 2008 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link

The one Shakey Mo filed claiming emotional distress.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 August 2008 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2008/08/watchmen.html

Those familiar with the situation tell EW.com that despite the legal mess over rights, Fox isn't actually interested in suppressing Snyder’s film — they just want affirmation of ownership and/or restitution, and there are many scenarios by which Fox could get paid, including a cash settlement or distribution rights to the film. Either way, look for Watchmen to be released, as scheduled, on March 6, 2009.

HI DERE, Thursday, 21 August 2008 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Ladies and Gentlemen, Carla Gugino:

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/8806/silkspectre2vi5dr2.jpg

Pancakes Hackman, Thursday, 21 August 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Poor prisoner. :(
That's against the eighth amendment.

Abbott, Thursday, 21 August 2008 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Crudup as The Tron Guy as Dr Manhattan

http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=14&id=61074

Brosef Stalin (latebloomer), Monday, 6 October 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

ever since hollywood shifted into this 'ALL SUPERHERO MOVIES ALL THE TIME' mode, ive been less and less concerned about 'staying faithful to the comic' or whatever. as a kid, i was an x-men fanatic and was completely distraught as to how they handled the movies, in every way. there used to be this big sense of finality or something, like 'theyre FINALLY making a movie of it, so they HAVE to get it right! this is their ONE CHANCE!' i think part of that mentality came from comics/graphic novels being overlooked and underappreciated as storytelling devices and as an art medium and all that.

but now, i just dont care anymore... i guess the x-men stuff just made me not give a shit. you know what? go nuts, and invite billy corgan along. it just doesn't matter.

the sir weeze, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't tell Alan Moore, but I'm looking forward to this film quite a lot now.

chap, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

In any case, we think we actually like Snyder's ending better than Alan Moore's — what the heck was that squid thing about, anyway?

writer is a fucking moron and I claim my $5

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Blotchmen

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

The change sounds more or less in keeping with the intent of Moore's original ending, certainly not as bad as that horrible 90s script which is knocking around the web somewhere. The squid would be better though, its what the heckness is what makes it so brilliant - Gordian Knot and all that.

chap, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link

seems to me like it doesn't resolve the central cold war conflict (ie, uniting Soviets and Americans against a common alien foe), since the "common foe" in this case, is um, American.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

well, manhattan suddenly leaves earth fairly early in the story so it's not exactly a stretch to essentially frame him.

the squid will be missed though.

I'm glad the chihuahua beat it this wkend (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

essentially frame him as going rogue, that is

I'm glad the chihuahua beat it this wkend (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck losing the squid imo.

Although I'll still be queuing up when this piece of shit gets released.

what U cry 4 (jim), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

SPOILERS

That's a point, but I'm sure something could be crafted to solve this. Manhattan has publicly disavowed human affairs some time before the climax, after all and I assume the attacks are going to occur on both sides' soil. Not saying the new ending will be better, just saying it might not be absolute shit.

xpost to Shakey

chap, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm just sayin it doesn't make sense global-politics-wise - the Russians would blame the Americans if an American superhero suddenly blew up a bunch of cities in both their countries. No balance of power would be achieved.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

you don't think the constant hanging threat of a superhero who could strike anytime he wanted and was no longer loyal to any country wouldn't change things?

I'm glad the chihuahua beat it this wkend (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Not saying I don't prefer the sheer WTF-ness of the squid ending in the comic but the "framing Dr. Manhattan" ending isn't a terrible alternative. And probably works better cinematically.

But yeah yeah, I know "DON'T YOU SEE THIS SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER HAVE BEEN MADE INTO A MOVIE WAHHH!"

I'm glad the chihuahua beat it this wkend (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

it would change things, but it wouldn't achieve parity like the alien-squid threat does.

I agree that its a better alternate ending than the previous scripts'.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I had one of those earlier scripts downloaded but was too afraid to read it. I've heard they were pretty bad.

I'm glad the chihuahua beat it this wkend (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link

WHERE THE HECK ARE OUR WATCHMEN?

s1ocki, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Some new footage:

Duane Barry, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Not saying I don't prefer the sheer WTF-ness of the squid ending in the comic but the "framing Dr. Manhattan" ending isn't a terrible alternative. And probably works better cinematically.

I agree. The whole thing squid scheme and how it so suddenly achieved peace was always the weakest part of the comic. I think it might make more sense in the context of the story to make the common enemy someone whose power and amoral attitudes towards the human race have already been firmly established rather than some random alien whose supposed threat needs to be boosted with a psychic's brain (the brain bit kinda makes me feel Moore didn't really believe in the ending himself). I think the way peace is reached in the end of the story totally stretches the internal credibility of the story anyway, so the question why Russians wouldn't blame Americans because of Dr. Manhattan's nationality is a minor quibble compared to the general suspension of disbelief the ending requires in any case.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Endings aside, giant Dr. Manhattan hand reaching through the roof of Karnak to grab at Veidt sends chills down my spine.

Vulves A Colorier (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link

is the whole soundtrack gonna be that horrible billy corgan rock

s1ocki, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link

According to IMDb the following songs are confirmed to be on the soundtrack:

My Chemical Romance - Desolation Row (cover of a Bob Dylan song to play over the end credits).

Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A Changing (To play over opening credits).

Simon and Garfunkel - Sounds of Silence.

Nena - 99 Luftballons

Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower

Nat King Cole - Unforgettable

A bit clichéd, but sounds okay!

Tuomas, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link

some random alien whose supposed threat needs to be boosted with a psychic's brain (the brain bit kinda makes me feel Moore didn't really believe in the ending himself)

once again anything remotely metaphysical irritates Tuomas

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

you know Moore is a "magician" right?

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

who cares

s1ocki, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

you're allowed to make whatever point you want but not being able to separate an artist from his work seems like a bit of a stumbling block when it comes to properly evaluating film/music/art/whatever.

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s1ocki, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link


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