Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, October 19, 2020 10:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

(no offense man!)

― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, October 19, 2020 10:29 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol, no that's pretty otm

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Saw an ad a while back for a local band (UK) called Screamin' Miss Jackson & The Slap Ya Mama Big Band. And you already know what they are going to sound like

polka?

Close. Polkacore iirc.

just posh demi-hipsters demi-hipstering

tbh this reminds me that I've always struggled to come up with an apt comparison to "Car Seat Headrest". It's such a perfectly maximized trio of mundane, arbitrary and clunky. The perfect worst band name ever. Like naming your band Bottom Left Cabinet Hinge or something else from a random page of a product manual.

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thing is, there's an implicit level of peril in Car Seat Headrest. It immediately makes me think of violent traffic accidents

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Honest question- wouldn't the same go for any car part then? Something like Emergency Brake would have more of that dramatic connotation for me.

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xp The Cars is a cool band name. not boring.

Thingy is not bad either.

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in context the most boring band names are usually the ones when some buzz band has a word or phrasing in their name that is also used in 4-8 other buzzy bands from the same era.

Like all the bands in the 2010s with three words in their name and the second is The.

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xxp indeed, like this

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― acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 13:53 (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm sure every boring bandname trend has been covered about 7 times over in the course of this thread mind you

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The 2020s will be the era of 'the' as the third word. I think we're ready.

Honest question- wouldn't the same go for any car part then? Something like Emergency Brake would have more of that dramatic connotation for me.

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― Evan, Tuesday, October 20, 2020 4:39 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

You're more likely to smack your face into the back of the headrest in an accident but I get what you mean. it's a really shit name

Bands who have the name of the genre in their name often suck. You play dub, we get it

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