Indeed.
― Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Monday, 19 October 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link
have you heard the newsie-wewsies about the collabo-wabo????
― sarahell, Monday, 19 October 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
lmao
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 October 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link
Suppurating little anus mouthface stuffed with congealed mayobologna
― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 1:02 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
rock over london, rock on chicago
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 1:03 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link
i also lol'd at the same thing
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link
*claps*
― brimstead, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 04:00 (three years ago) link
haha awesome
― Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 04:03 (three years ago) link
A+
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 06:44 (three years ago) link
you're taking one sentence from Hollywood Reporter at face value when so far they're the only one to suggest it was clever editing?
none of us have seen the actual scene, just the stills.
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal)
"The Stills" is what Rudy's friends call it when they think he is dead and have to poke him with a stick, like a possum.
― Josh in Chicago
I chuckled.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
what Rudy himself was doing to lil rudy tbf
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link
true patriot hero doctors would add some mdma to his steroid cocktail
― Covidiots from UHF (sic), Thursday, October 22, 2020 7:43 AM bookmarkflaglink
regeneron + on + on
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link
hmmmm. A self setup. Hard to know if the lol is pure.
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
Having said that, my enthusiasm for voting for Biden and against Trump can be summarized thusly: I would crawl through a 100-yard latrine filled with coronavirus to vote this year.
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:05 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I think that's how they've set it up in Tennessee.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:08 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Thursday, 22 October 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link
lol
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 22 October 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link
i also lol'd. that is a fine example of the sad lol, haha, because it's pretty much true
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
Possibly the first time I've assisted on an excelsior and wasn't the but of the joke.
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Thursday, 22 October 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
it's butt
― sarahell, Thursday, 22 October 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link
Of course. One thing that is not excelsior any more is my spelling and grammar.
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Thursday, 22 October 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link
ITT a butt
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link
xpost It's
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjIzMzY0MzU4OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMzI3MzM0MjE@._V1_UY1200_CR485,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 October 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:38 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― sarahell, Thursday, October 22, 2020 11:42 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
what can I say, I lol'd
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 22 October 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link
Classic Morbs LOLs:
i think if you live to be 400 you might be 20% as witty as you think you are.
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius),
You've already made it to 40 and are 100 percent as predictable as you hoped to be.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:30 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Also I'd consider The Big Short, though not very good, to be a far more interesting film than Clouds.
― Insane Prince of Fals
Nah. If I want people shouting obvious things to me in a witty way that I'll eventually tune out, I want Morbs to do it, not characters written by the director of Anchorman.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE BALDING?
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*sips wine*
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 4, 2016 1:37 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Langdon Alger Stole the Highlights (cryptosicko), Thursday, 22 October 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link
Laurel and Hardy for the ilx age.
― He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Thursday, 22 October 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
Joan & Bette more like
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 22 October 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
God that's good.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 22 October 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
^^ in descending order of preference
― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
awful ass < awful cock < awful tits
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
we've just revolutionized rock paper scissors
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:37 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
although I guess cock covers everything
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
cream get the money
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
akmPosted: October 23, 2020 at 1:22:42 PMeveryone knows cat's real names are shit like Jellybelly and Rum Tum Bastard and Ole' Heteronormativity
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
Just came to post that lol
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link
yeah, I read that one out to the cat IRL
― Un-fooled and placid (sic), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto)Posted: 27 October 2020 at 03:30:44If the Dems don’t pack this shit I’m going fucking tankie
― scampus milne (gyac), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
otm
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link
El Tankboto
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link
How apt
--
Trump doing his best to kill off his Nebraska voters: For hours, attendees - including many elderly Trump supporters - stood in the cold, as police scrambled to help those most at-risk get to warmth.Thirty people needed medical attention over the course of the rally, Omaha police spokesman Michael Pecha told The Washington Post on Wednesday. Seven were taken to local hospitals "with a variety of medical conditions."...
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:35 AM (seven minutes ago)
the quotes in the articles from Trump attendees all suggest they'd gladly die at one of his rallies.
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:36 AM (five minutes ago)
there is a Trump and it never goes out
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:37 AM (five minutes ago)
And if a speech by the POTUSKills the lot of usTo die like dumbfucksIs such a heavenly way to die
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, October 28, 2020 11:39 AM (two minutes ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
hahaha
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link
beautiful.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link
the first Old Lunch line doesn't scan ... flawed.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link
wow tough crowd
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
Just drop the 'the' in the first line, you're good.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link
It does scan?
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link
you have to sing it in the double-decker way
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
What other way is there
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
Oh right I remember
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
but it should be "crashes into us" in the next line then
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/potus
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link
Nah, the last two lines (and the first line!) are so clearly from the first half of the chorus that it doesn’t matter how you adapt that second line. It scans, adjourned.
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link
after further review, the lol on the board stands. sarahell is charged a timeout.
― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link
(furiously scribbles notes on scansion so as to tighten up potential future excelsiors)
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link
yeah but would you actually pronounce "speech by the POTUS" the same way you would "double decker bus" ... I don't think so ... you wouldn't accentuate "the" here ... y'all are being lazy
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
otoh -- "speech by Donald Trump" actually does scan with "double decker bus" ... and considering another chorus has "ten tonne truck" still rhyming with "us" -- it's like, why use "the POTUS" here in this lyric ??? sorry, the only person I would defer to on this is roxymuzak.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link
Hot piss on the tip of my lipsDribbling down my chinHot piss nothings better than thisTo waste it would worse than trump
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link