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Autumn 2020: Is Everyone Getting Dinner or Is It Just Me?

(not a hilarious misreading but I keep doing it)

emil.y, Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:03 (three years ago) link

^^ would make a good Horrible 70s Album Title!

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:34 (three years ago) link

instances of involuntary slaughter in songs

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Sunday, 18 October 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

Tom Watson RIP

ultros ultros-ghali, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 12:34 (three years ago) link

The Wisdom of Giraffes

Cabo Weibo (卡波微博) (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

Movies where people (literally) pay themselves

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Monday, 26 October 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link

What is the proper place to binge on a band?

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Sunday, 1 November 2020 09:42 (three years ago) link

Larry David to direct new Borad movie

Ape Hole Road (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 2 November 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

PYTHON! C or D?

Meet the Anti-Monks! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

I'm always hopefully misreading that one as: PYROLATOR! C or D?

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

Same here, bizarrely.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

do you consider yourself a librarian?

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Friday, 6 November 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

thread for legitimately good band porno photos

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 6 November 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wqi6y6zKBwE

xps to Tom D.

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 November 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link

Ariana for people who hate ariana

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 9 November 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link

What are Joe Biden's natural tits?

rip van wanko, Monday, 9 November 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

Abyssal real names

ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 9 November 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

Ever noticed how many of these are questions? My theory is that the question mark introduces an element of doubt which compounds the misreading.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 9 November 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link

PLEASE DEFECATE - BUT DO SO ARTISTICALLY AND WITH CLASS! NO PROFANITY!

willem, Monday, 9 November 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link

in my most recent case it was simply caused by reading SNA without my glasses on, I’m afraid

xp

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 9 November 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

this one's been staring me in the face for some time now:

Autumn 2020: Is Everything Getting Rimmed or Is It Just Me?

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

What are America’s flaws?

On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

Bears in the new era

calzino, Thursday, 12 November 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

Beer say hi to me

coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link

origins of pube rock

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Monday, 16 November 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

On Dying...

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Friday, 20 November 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

What was the first musical you ever hated?

Robert Gotopieces (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 23 November 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link

MARS ROMANTIC

sarahell, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link

Lol

Robert Gotopieces (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

On Your Masks, Get Set, Baaaaake! A Thread for Great British Baking Show / Bake Off & all of its sundry delights

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Thursday, 26 November 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

Madonna Heart Attack

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 November 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

Wait that’s not the actual thread title?

Robert Gotopieces (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 27 November 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

xp - map already made that joke iirc?

sarahell, Friday, 27 November 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link

WTF with Macron (c’est un podcast)

Running up that hill but fleeting (a deal with Gop) (breastcrawl), Saturday, 28 November 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

In Praise of Moodyman AOR

Evan, Thursday, 3 December 2020 05:07 (three years ago) link

In Praise of Mordy Midtempo AOR

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 December 2020 12:17 (three years ago) link

barking: does it come easily to you?

peace, man, Monday, 7 December 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link

Matches vs Ligeti

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Monday, 7 December 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

barking: does it come easily to you?

this one and "Burying a horse: C/D?" have to be the all-time champs for this thread

Doctor Casino, Monday, 7 December 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link

Creepy perms, synths & Robert Stack: the Unsolved Mysteries thread

... I wish it had said that

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Monday, 7 December 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link

How To with Jocky Wilson

calzino, Monday, 7 December 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

Bad Brains Vs Chic

im-polite-post-post-post-pomo (breastcrawl), Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:12 (three years ago) link

Lol

Robert Gotopieces (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

Krispy Kreme - Snoopy

sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link

Are we living in a situation?

epistantophus, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

Are we living in a stimulation?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link

Christmas Songs - SAD!!!!

epistantophus, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 13:46 (three years ago) link

ESG POLL *** ESG POLL *** ESG POLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#onethread

obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Thursday, 17 December 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

Assholes - Search and Destroy

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Friday, 18 December 2020 05:48 (three years ago) link


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