Is that really true?
― Matt DC, Friday, 16 October 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link
*Does quick YouTube search*
Yes you are quite right, it just looks much creepier in HD.
― Matt DC, Friday, 16 October 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
What in the goddamn world
https://gizmodo.com/its-a-very-merry-muppet-christmas-tv-movie-kermit-2002-1849829198
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 November 2022 22:05 (one year ago) link
I highly recommend you watch the movie and see what Kermit discovers. (If one were to look online for it, and one found such a video of it, one might consider beginning at 1:02:14.) In case you can’t legally purchase it, let me tell you a few of the things that have happened in a Kermit-less world:* Fozzie is a pickpocket* Miss Piggy pretends to be a Jamaican fortune teller on a 1-900 pay phone line* Rizzo the Rat is forced to torment contestants on Fear Factor and then be eaten alive* The Muppet Theater has become a sleazy nightclub holding raves where Dr. Honeydew lets people in, Scooter dances in a cage, and Beaker is a terrifyingly buff bouncer* Doc Hopper’s Frog Legs fast food franchise goes national, since Kermit wasn’t there to stop it in the first Muppets film
* Fozzie is a pickpocket* Miss Piggy pretends to be a Jamaican fortune teller on a 1-900 pay phone line* Rizzo the Rat is forced to torment contestants on Fear Factor and then be eaten alive* The Muppet Theater has become a sleazy nightclub holding raves where Dr. Honeydew lets people in, Scooter dances in a cage, and Beaker is a terrifyingly buff bouncer* Doc Hopper’s Frog Legs fast food franchise goes national, since Kermit wasn’t there to stop it in the first Muppets film
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 November 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link
Should you wish to explore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm_WSZcdv6A
And if you're wondering who that is in the still there: “Matthew Lillard as Luc Fromage, a foppish French choreographer”
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 29 November 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link
It's very bad and forgettable for most of its runtime but cage dancer Scooter is perma-scorched onto the back of my eyes.
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 23:53 (one year ago) link