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Many thanks for the kind words, Mr. Forkslovesbrofu. Request denied.

Oink Administrator, Monday, 23 April 2007 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Tough, but fair.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 23 April 2007 02:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Oink Admin,

Thanks for the second shot at the image, writing my thesis paper right now, so my ability to type correctly has largely diminished.

3)Post a link to your favorite picture of Cat Power

http://www.hi.is/~peturv/catpower.jpg

sling_theory, Monday, 23 April 2007 05:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I sincerely hope you people aren't trying to cheat by using Google Image Search.

Oink Administrator, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Huh? This image from the archives of Slap Skateboarding Mag., I guess all images on this forum could be found on Google, if you looked around enough...

sling_theory, Monday, 23 April 2007 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Oink Admin-

I posted a response to the necessary questions and I am waiting to see if i recieve an invitation to Oink. You had commented on one of my essays that I wrote concerning the differences between Deerhoof and Sufjan Stevens, in which i explained that I have never experienced these artits; and therefore, cannot conclusivly say which supreceeds the other, so no I am not sure weather or not one is better in my opnion. Additionally, others have written that they are divergent in forms and preformance, likening them to apples and pears. I suppose all music has the same impact in the simplest form of of dancing, but the emotions that are evoked from the sounds may be completely different, take for example heavey metal and gospel music. Furthermore, the dance preformed may be extremely different, considering mosh pitting and praising. Reguardless of this, what precautious do I need to take in order to be considered for an ivitation again?

Fondly,

Kford1

Kford1, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Kford1-

BONUS QUESTION:

What is your take on Christian Heavy Metal? Is there a place for it in today's musical climate? What does Christian Heavy Metal mean to Christian Metalheads? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum).

Oink Administrator, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Deerhoof and Sufjan Stevens, in which i explained that I have never experienced these artits

LUCKY!!

jergïns, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

a) borespoons
b) James
c) 25
d) Male
e) Vermont

1) Feist - The Reminder, Prodigy - Return of the Mac, Rick Danko - Self Titled (mp3s are 192 kbs, but sound quality is not pristine as it is a vinyl rip).

2) I'm unfamiliar with the term rockism, so I'll discuss its potential meaning within the context of my own passion for music. Rockism describes my obsession to always seek out and acquire new music. My happiness is predicated on the continued growth of my music collection. The viral corollary to my rockism disease is my need to share new music with friends. I find that most people are amenable to some musically transmitted disease swapping. However, sometimes I run into someone who is not interested in new music. My rockism does not allow me to understand these people. They may enjoy music, but are content with whatever happens to be playing so long as it is pleasant and innocuous. They are not driven to constantly seek out new musical experiences. These people are a different species from me. I can respect anyone's musical taste, so long they are serious and passionate about their music. That is rockism and it is independent of genre or taste.

3) http://cms.pitchforkmedia.com/images/image/24216.livedinbars.gif

4) To me, Sufjan is better than Deerhoof. However, I will qualify my response by noting that I have all of Sufjan's albums and none of Deerhoof's. I have not taken Deerhoof seriously. I downloaded their free song from Emusic and was unimpressed. I judged them quickly and harshly, but if someone whose taste I respected suggested that I give them another chance, I would be willing to give their albums a listen. There are many reasons to criticize Sufjan. I think the most potentially damning criticism relates to his seriousness bordering on pretension. I don't think I can make a reasoned argument that Sufjan isn't twee-pretentious to the point of inducing nausea. All I can say is that I have bought into the Sufjan project and enjoy most of his work a great deal. Therefore, I choose Sujan over Deerhoof.

5) One invite, please. borespoons at gmail dot com

borespoons, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link

A) Saunders
B) Matt
C) 23
D) Male
F) North Carolina

1) Les Savy Fav - 3/5, Les Savy Fav - Inches, Les Savy Fav - Go Forth

2) Rockism refers to the fact that some musical artists are seemingly more true to the art form of rock than others. Artists that are overproduced often fall into this category, whether it be true or not. For example Lo-fi sound lends itself to a positive reception in rockism since all aspects of music creation is controlled by the artist. While it could be argued that Bjork most certainly is an auteur/artist, the rockism philosophy stands in opposition. The use of synths and computers transcends (or maybe ruins) the humanity of her art. There is also a bitter undertone to rockism. The philosophy is probably born out of the desire of critics for things to be like the old days - before someone could play their instrument poorly only to have the producer clean it up beyond recognition of their failure. Rockism, in this day and age, should probably adapt as the advent of computers has moved from simple cleanup to a whole new avenue of creative output.

3) Anyone who posted any picture other than this one is wrong: http://www.richardavedon.com/images/editorial2004/newyorker/catpower_full.jpg
http://www.richardavedon.com/images/editorial2004/newyorker/catpower_full.jpg

4) I would choose Deerhoof. Not to discount Sufjan's talent as a songwriter, composer, and musician. Deerhoof just has the intangible element of being much more fun. Sufjan has made fun music to be sure. In fact, I really love the album Enjoy Your Rabbit, but this is his only electronic and most non-traditional album. I come back to Deerhoof to find the fun and amazing hooks through all the noise. I smile a lot more when I listen to Deerhoof. Their transcendental feeling is greater. I would also rather see a girly, diminutive Japanese bassist sing than a boyish, diminutive Episcopalian (no offense to the church of england) multi-instrumentalist sing.

5) I would appreciate 2 invites.

skeet happening, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link

THAT WA S THE CONCH PIC I WAS GOING POST

ralph, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 08:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Gentlemen, that Avedon picture of Chan (I've met her, therefore I use her first name) has already been submitted by prior applicants. We have made it explicitly clear that images could not be reused. Application denied.

Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 11:02 (sixteen years ago) link

in case anyone would like to give me an invite, I would gladly accept one. Mainly because something in oink is linking to my band's website and I assume that our album leaked and wound up there; I'd just like to log in and see this for myself, though.

akm, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:17 (sixteen years ago) link

"explicitly clear?" the guidelines do not state that pictures couldn't be repeats, and I haven't seen you say it until now. but for the record, I haven't seen anyone else use my picture.

atomsforpeace, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, hi, atomsforpeace! So how did your flirting with crabcigar go?

Oink Administrator, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link

oh you know... we got a small cottage in the countryside where I can be free to write my screenplays while she keeps a small flower garden and a pet rabbit named Belle that we rescued one dewy morning.

did feigning interest in her fishing trip get you any action?

atomsforpeace, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Not to be a bitch - but "explicitly clear" apparently means not mentioning that rule at all in the first post, or does that mean the new rule was mentioned in one of the ~1000 responses?

Also, explicitly clear is redundant. Based on this redundancy I move that my application be reconsidered. Suggestion: you should change it to Jenny Lewis pictures since all the Cat Power ones have probably been used.

http://www.rilokiley.net/gallery/albums/shows/2005/0221/022105_09.jpg

skeet happening, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I wasn't out for "action," and fuck you for saying that. I take my job very seriously, and I absolutely would not consider using it to get some "action" with one of our applicants. Go back to your precious little screenplays, sleazeball, and leave the decent folks in our community alone.

Oink Administrator, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:53 (sixteen years ago) link

For all of the sarcasm you use, you have an extremely hard time recognizing it.

atomsforpeace, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

haha i love when sarcasm meets sarcasm and no one understands

skeet happening, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:10 (sixteen years ago) link

@skeet

I agree. It becomes hard to tell whether one of the smartasses actually got pissed off or if they're still just fucking around...

atomsforpeace, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm pretty sure the admin was just messing around too... but then again maybe you ironically pointed his "reaction" out

skeet happening, Thursday, 26 April 2007 02:50 (sixteen years ago) link

tanks 4 the mammaries

am0n, Thursday, 26 April 2007 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link

The world may never know...

atomsforpeace, Thursday, 26 April 2007 04:29 (sixteen years ago) link

a) animal chin
b) chris
c) 18
d) male
e) Bakersfield,California


1) El-P - i'll sleep when you're dead
Animal Collective - Feels
Quasimoto - the further adventure of lord quas

2)Rockism ideology to me takes away from the numerous forms of renaissance like genres of music today. It does not just pertain to rock and roll music but all forms of music. Music such as underground hip hop that can still achieve an originality to its music and do something different enough to catch your interest and reach popularity, embodies what rockism is against which is important. Hip Hop is able to sample music, similar to rock bands using synthesizers, and make good music. Despite the fact that they are not creating their own original scores or instumental sounds. Although there is nothing wrong with wanting to have music that follows rockism there needs to be music that does not in order to keep a balance. Sometimes music needs to follow a rockism path because sometimes the real instrumentals are distorted and ruined by use of all these new technological instruments and computers. In the end rockism is a great way to model music but music that does not can be just as entertaining.

3) [url][Removed Illegal Link]

4) I am not huge fan of sufjan stevens. I have tried to listen to his music numerous times and can never find something that really grabs my attention. Although i do not find the music of sufjan to be intolerable, i find it perfectly fine to listen but with me it just does not click. Deerhoof on the other hand i find to be a very good and entertaining band. I was lucky enough to see them at coachella and it was great. Their music is very catchy at times and can be relaxing for me as well. Usually anything that puts me at ease and can make me zone out for a little while is always welcomed by me and deerhoof does just that. With that said I am a much bigger fan of deerhoof than I am sufjan stevens soley based on connection not genre.

5) I only request one invite, thanks.
please send to:
ninjai✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧

animal chin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 05:32 (sixteen years ago) link

here is my image again
http://www.matadorrecords.com/images/cat_power/catpower5a.gif

and my email is ninjai✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧

animal chin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 05:36 (sixteen years ago) link

amon 8080

jergïns, Thursday, 26 April 2007 09:18 (sixteen years ago) link

damn she could feed all of Darfur with those

▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Thursday, 26 April 2007 11:33 (sixteen years ago) link

a) requested username: babycig (i had this before but it lapsed during the winter holidays.)
b) first name (no surnames: sue
c) age: 24
d) gender: f
e) geographic location: nyc, usa

3) Post a link to your favorite picture of Cat Power
http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

4) Which artist is better, Sufjan Stevens or Deerhoof? Why? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum)ehhh. Deerhoof is ok. I haven't given Sufjan a chance bc all of my hippie friends are into him.

5) How many invites do you require?

babycig, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

here is the link to that cat power image
http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

babycig, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

roble robble

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:44 (sixteen years ago) link

a) themaskedyodeler
b) Ed
c) 24
d) Dude
e) Fayetteville, AR

1) Name three shared albums (+192kbps only) that others have successfully downloaded from you in the past week
Lubos Fiser - Valerie & Her Week of Wonders (VBR, Lame -h2)
Les Rallizes Denudes - High or Die bootleg, ripped from vinyl by me (VBR, Lame -h2)
Songs of Green Pheasant – Aerial Days (VBR, Lame -h2)

2) What is rockism? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum)
The central tenet of rockism is that authenticity is the (or at least a) key indicator of the quality of a piece of music/artist/genre/etc. (Leaving the difficulty of defining authenticity aside) I think that's rather silly. Take the blues for example. Robert Johnson's music is a more authentic take on the blues than Kenny Wayne Shepherd's because Johnson is black, from the Delta and long dead and Shepherd is a young white kid with long hair. Johnson's music is better than Shepherd's, but why? Well, the easy answer is because Johnson is authentic and Shepherd is not. But that is intellectually lazy. If you can't come up with a better reason than that to explain why Johnson is better than Shepherd you should turn in your rock critic card right now. Extend this argument and you get that rockism is just an intellectually lazy way to justify liking Prince but not Justin Timberlake.

3) Post a link to your favorite picture of Cat Power
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/fightforjustice-kittydemedici.jpg

4) Which artist is better, Sufjan Stevens or Deerhoof? Why? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum)
I like Deerhoof better. I enjoy the music of both, to an extent. When I'm listening to it, I like it. I sometimes buy their CDs. But I rarely, if ever, find myself thinking "Hey, I should put on some Deerhoof/Sufjan Stevens right now". Their music doesn't stick with me. However, I find Deerhoof a rather fascinating band from an intellectual standpoint. I'm much more likely to end up thinking about Deerhoof than listening to them, but that's more than I can say about Sufjan. I never think about Sufjan. Even Sufjan's worst stuff is vaguely pleasant, which is a large par of the problem for me. When Deerhoof fuck up, it's always in an interesting way. Like the last track on their new album. It sucks, but at least it's not boring.

Also I hate the Jesus.

5) How many invites do you require?
1

Ed Corcoran, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

interesting application... :D :D :D

Oink Administrator, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link

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am0n, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:16 (sixteen years ago) link

a) Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas
b) Chris
c) 34
d) M
e) Hollywood


1)1-Abbey Road (Toshiba-EMI CP35-3016 Black Triangle)(FLAC)
2-No Thanks! The '70s Punk Rebellion (4 Disc Set)(224vbr)
3-Nashville Skyline (FLAC)

2) What is rockism?
I don't know if I'd call myself a rockist, I'm definitely more comfortable in the company of Peridotites and other Igneous types like myself, but I dated a shalestone in college.

Or....

If you can play it live, without loops, samples etc., and it's basically a 12 bar blues structure, it fits the tenets of Rockism.
For example, Beatles before Sgt. Peppers, Pink Floyd before The Man and the Journey = Rockism.
After said albums = not Rockism.
Oddly enough, Rage Against the Machine is 100% Rockist.
Thus the theory of Rockism.
This sentence is padding.
This is the eighth sentence.


3)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/Reagunn/CatPower.jpg

Yeah, I know, Ed from Arkansas beat me to the joke, but I spent a good twenty minutes Googling the best Cat Power pic that I could find and I ain't starting over....besides, all the good REAL ones have been used.

4)I wouldn't know Sufjan Stevens or Deerhoof if they collectively bit me in the ass.
Sorry, just not my thing, but I'll choose Deerhoof, just because it's a cool name.
Since I have nothing to say on this subject and I don't think you really care about my musical tastes I'll have to come up with something better to say that'll make me invite worthy.
I've got a 1.10 share at Demonoid with over 330gb uploaded in the last six months, my computer is always on, Azureus and Peerguardian are always running and there's an entire 120gb HD on this machine dedicated solely to seeding torrents.
Right now I'm seeding 85gb in 112 separate torrents, the oldest going all the way back to November '06, basically, I seed until the peers dry up.

5) One would be just fine, thank you.

Stiles, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:49 (sixteen years ago) link

rockism is just an intellectually lazy way to justify liking Prince but not Justin Timberlake.

Good answer.
If you don't get an invite for that, then I declare Shenannigans!

Stiles, Friday, 27 April 2007 06:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Hip Hop is able to sample music, similar to rock bands using synthesizers, and make good music.

I am feeling really good about this shit right here.

Confounded, Friday, 27 April 2007 07:51 (sixteen years ago) link

HOW IS MZ APPLICTION?

ralph, Friday, 27 April 2007 08:20 (sixteen years ago) link

U BANNED.

Oink Administrator, Saturday, 28 April 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I wouldn't know Sufjan Stevens or Deerhoof if they collectively bit me in the ass.
Sorry, just not my thing, but I'll choose Deerhoof, just because it's a cool name.

Just out of interest, I decided to have a listen and it turns out that I actually would know Deerhoof if they bit me on the ass, I've seen them play a couple of times, just forgot their name.
So who's better?
Well, Sufjan, after a very brief cursory listen, sounds like Sam Beam on acid, so I dunno, is that a good thing?
Deerhoof, they sound like every single one of my friend's bands.
I ain't kidding, every time it's the same thing, "come see us play, we're like nothing else, totally original"...uh-huh.
Since it's been so long since I saw Deerhoof, they must be really old (like me) and if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then they win on influence alone.



See what I did there?
I have no f'ing clue what I'm talking about, but I came up with an opinion anyways, and I'm sticking with it.....USA! USA ! USA!

Stiles, Sunday, 29 April 2007 07:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Whaat?

Confounded, Sunday, 29 April 2007 07:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Pulling an uninformed opinion out of my ass like that just felt rather American of me.
We're good at that.

Stiles, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link

We are not here to offend people of any nationality, Stiles. This is not about America. Oink is about coming together as a world community, and drawing nationalistic lines is contrary to the spirit of this invite program. This is a warning.

Oink Administrator, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Taken.

Stiles, Monday, 30 April 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link

a) TRG103
b) Thomas
c) 20
d) M
e) London, England


1) Gym Class Heroes - as Cruel as school children, Mark Ronson - Version, GTA Vice City Soundtrack

2) I must admit i had never heard of the term rockism until now, but i was actually familiar with the concept despite not knowing it's name. My music taste is predominantly of the hip-hop variety, so i often hear a lot of "it all sounds the same" and so on, basically dismissing it's originality in comparison to other music genres. Rockism seems to glorify "pure" music for lack of a better term. By pure music i mean that which is produced by conventional instruments and not aided by or indeed created entirely by modern technology. Hip-hop is a genre where this is common, and indeed the blatant use of older material is incorporated in many songs, and i think this sort of music is what goes against the concept of rockism. To me though i don't think it deters from the creativity of the artists in question, music is music to me no matter what instrument it's made with. I feel i've answered "do you agree with rockism" more than "what is rockism" here so hopefully it all ties in!

3) http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper344/stills/1m73o811.jpg

4) I'm not even going to pretend i know what i'm talking about here. I'm sure you can let me off researching both artists, and as i expected both are from America and as far as i know have yet to really make any impact over here. Perhaps they have made some sort of an impact to dedicated fans of minimalist music but as a follower of a very different genre i've failed to notice either of them. During my research i came across the fact that quite a number of Stevens' tracks have been featured on The OC. While i don't like to stereotype, i get a sort of image in my head now of the style of music he has (it's worth mentioning i'm trying to answer this without listening to either in advance, then checking to see if my assumptions were correct). Stevens seems to appeal to me more purely for the fact that he's a solo artist, meanwhile Deerhoof a sizeable list of former band members in their time. Again i'm just going on assumptions here but that screams out to me that perhaps they are not as successful as they would have hoped. So yeah Stevens to me just seems like the more complete artist, again this is only going by assumptions but it seemed better for me to do that than pretend i'm a fan of the two.

5) Just 1 for myself please - TRG103 at gmail dot com - if you need it!

TRG103, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Oink Admin,

Am I a reject or a happy oinker?

sling_theory, Monday, 30 April 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link

1) baddudesben
2) Ben
3) 24
4) M
5) Los Angeles/SF

1) Cephalic Carnage – Xenosapien; OOIOO – Taiga; Elliott Smith – New Moon

2) Did you read that recent Keith Richards interview? The one where he snorted his father? Lost in the shuffle, in the midst of tawdry familial inhalation and Kate Moss references, was classic Rockism. Keef wanted to let us know that all music today is dogshit. In fact, all music made after 1979, qualifies as bonafide bullshit to the man [he may have a point]. He made a point of letting everyone know that the Artic Monkeys are posers. What are they posing as? White kids from England? What were the Stones posing as? Rockism is retarded.

3) [img] http://cdn.channel.aol.com/amgmusic/artists/pic200/drp400/p416/p41605ra4ma.jpg [/img/

4) I like Sufjan, but Deerhoof just does it for me. Greg Saunier is a GOD. I could write 80 pages about how amazing he is. And he loves ?uestlove! It doesn’t get any better than that. Add in the fact that Deerhoof songs just keep getting better and better and it’s a landslide. I may have a little bay area bias here too. Plus, I love the Curtains. So, I don’t know if Sufjan gets a fair fight.

5) Just one.

baddudesbenn, Monday, 30 April 2007 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Denied.

Reapply in 30 days.

Oink Administrator, Monday, 30 April 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

tawdry familial inhalation

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link

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