I'm hot for four teachers
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link
teacher asked us to demonstrate Brownian motion for the rest of the class. we began to move about randomly, occasionally colliding with each other. Teacher asked me to move faster, collide more frequently. i'm hot for teacher.
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link
I'm hoth for t-shirts
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link
i'm han for shoot first
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link
I'm Hoff for beacher
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― seumas milm (gyac), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:58 (three years ago) link
RIP Mr. (scoops spoonful of peanut butter into mouth) Forfar
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 October 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?— Richard Dawkins (@RichardDawkins) October 13, 2013
― seumas milm (gyac), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link
Fake Duawkins
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link
does every Canadian city have its own meat "seasoning"?
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
i hope so
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link
You seem awfully invested in him as well.
― Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Thursday, 15 October 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link
This is the worst fucking post I’ve ever read. I keep looking and looking at it, unable to believe it’s real. What a colossal pile of shit.
― seumas milm (gyac), Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link
sounds like someone needs an attitude adjustment
― the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 18 October 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
can only assume that's about the treeship post declaring chutes too narrow and oh inverted world essential 00s albums
― ✖, Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link
If you mean me, I can confirm it wasn’t!
― seumas milm (gyac), Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link
i'm sorry?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link
Waiting in vain for all those ILXors outraged at Chris Christie being called fat to show even the slightest interest in this and several other posts in this thread. I mean most ILXors know some overweight people but do any of them know any Muslims? So maybe it's understandable that Islamophobia is not considered a problem worth confronting on ILX. Everything is fine, you can all go back to being sanctimonious pricks, nothing to see here.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link
I see more genuine understanding and empathy towards South Asian muslims (amongst lots of visceral racism as well of course) amongst working class people on a council estate in a shithole like Dewsbury than from some of the highfalutin titans of intellect on ilx tbh
― calzino, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link
didn't have a 2nd thought about posting this tbh, but I have already shitted up that thread once in the last 24 hours and did a very poor job of it - but was pissed!
― calzino, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link
I’m busy xxp
― brimstead, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link
The Quiet American
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link
ftr my 'outrage' was at fatness still being used here as a general pejorative term. fuck Chris Christie
also ftr fuck racists and islamophobes
sanctimonious pricks
hey mr 'do you ever know any Muslims' you dropped your mirror
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link
You're excused, onimo, you're not one of them.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link
lol
― brimstead, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link
Don't know what so funny, onimo is one of the good guys still left on ILX.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link
Tom I posted in that thread per your instructions but it didn’t go so well because I’m not very smart but thank your concern, I tried to do my part.
― brimstead, Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
thanks for your approval tom but I think I triggered the whole fat argument that got burrito 20'd
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link
Good work everyone, that thread definitely needed some cuntier posts. 👍🏻
― seumas milm (gyac), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link
(xp) I know you did, but you had a genuine issue with what he'd said, which he, being a trolling arse, doubled down on, so fuck him, I don't give a fuck about him.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link
no desire to post in the thread but my jaw dropped, it was like a post-9/11 "we have to bomb afghanistan to save the women from having to wear burqas" flashback feeling
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 18 October 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link
maybe if we knew which threads you wanted us to go be outraged and sanctimonious in we could get to our assigned duties more quickly
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 October 2020 11:54 (three years ago) link
xposts to Tom
You want 'Terrorists attacks throughout Europe'
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Monday, 19 October 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link
superfluous "into outer space" there
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link
^^^
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
lol damn
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 October 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link
Shout out to my phone for its role in making me look like i just started writing yesterday 🤦🏻♀️
― scampus milne (gyac), Monday, 19 October 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dk7hFNfU0AAyO-p?format=jpg&name=large
― scampus milne (gyac), Monday, 19 October 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link
Everytime I accidentally have to watch or listen to this guy talking I think "some people don't get enough of this at Thanksgiving and Christmas so they need it 24/7/365."
― Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 19 October 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link
What did Nick Cave mean when he said "just to hide in death a while?"
― Federation of Inter-State Truckers (I M Losted), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link
the song is about executions
― sarahell, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link
fifty year long fart noise
― scampus milne (gyac), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link
by john cage
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
Washington Post:
James Randi, magician and paranormal skeptic who offered $1 million reward for proof of supernatural phenomena, dies at 92
Magicians, necromancers, sorcerers everywhere: "HAH! Finally got you, motherfucker!"
― fretless porpentine (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link
i’ve come to terms with the fact that this board’s taste in comedy is as bad as its taste in music is good
― glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link
One for the truth bombs thread?
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link
Would be, except for the second part
― Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 22 October 2020 05:35 (three years ago) link
Lol, YMP