Covidiots in music

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I saw three dicknoses in the hospital today; one elderly patient and two nurses. Only one of those gets the benefit of any doubt over knowing how to wear a mask.

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Thursday, 8 October 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

it's a form of checklisting. you're told you have to wear them to be in public places. you don't want to but you don't wanna get kicked out. so you half-ass it, knowing that fatigued employees are less likely to ask you to mask up or leave if you at least have it on.

it's kind of like your parents telling you that you have to finish your book report before you go to the movies, so you write a shitty three sentences that say "The grapes of wrath are about wrathful grapes." and go out anyway.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

OTM. And its perfect for passive-aggressive deniability if anyone presses you on it: "oh i didnt realize it just slipped down like that, whoops"

i nicely asked the mask-sucking employee at uhaul that i dealt with to pull his mask up and he was astonished that i asked, grudgingly gave himself a dicknose, and then was doubly astonished i asked him to please pull it up all the way. ime dicknosers are generally just betting that other people will be too shy to ask them about it.

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 8 October 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

i sure af ain't about to tell some hulking no-neck to do it, and get shot up like a Dick Tracy villain

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

didnt RDJ once said that the sandy hook shootings were a government coverup to try and push for anti-gun rights legislator lol
also Gen X is just as bad as boomers, its just that they grew up with nirvana and green day so they like to tout themselves as superior

1funeral2many, Thursday, 8 October 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

yeah sharing an era with Green Day has made me feel like a superhero

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 October 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link

also Gen X is just as bad as boomers, its just that they grew up with nirvana and green day so they like to tout themselves as superior

I'm trying to parse what this means. I don't disagree that Gen Xers are just as bad about mask wearing as boomers, but I'm baffled about what Green Day and Nirvana have to do with it

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 8 October 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

That appears to be the first-ever ILX post by "1funeral2many," so I wouldn't bother spending too much time trying to parse it.

I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Thursday, 8 October 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

One monkey don't stop no show.

She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 8 October 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link

i nicely asked the mask-sucking employee at uhaul that i dealt with to pull his mask up and he was astonished that i asked, grudgingly gave himself a dicknose, and then was doubly astonished i asked him to please pull it up all the way. ime dicknosers are generally just betting that other people will be too shy to ask them about it.

We had a contractor over at our house (someone I didn't want to piss off) whose nose was exposed. I thought of a way to tactfully address it -- offered him a different mask ("If you need one, I know it's hot outside," etc.). He was cool about it; pulled up his for the remainder of the visit, I think it was a case of genuine forgetfulness.

I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Thursday, 8 October 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

I wouldn't bother spending too much time trying to parse it.

I am however going to spend quite a bit of time laughing at it.

stirmonster, Thursday, 8 October 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

I just didn't know if I missed, say, Tre Cool, revealing himself to be a massive Covidiot or something.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 8 October 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

Assume Positive Intent. Trying to adopt this has brought me a lot of peace over recent years.

DT, Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:47 (three years ago) link

intent doesn't matter, impact does

sleeve, Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:50 (three years ago) link

https://www.tennessean.com/story/entertainment/music/2020/10/07/morgan-wallen-appears-party-maskless-ahead-snl-debut/5907167002/

No Saturday Night Live appearance now for country singer Morgan Wallen

curmudgeon, Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link

Assume Positive Intent. Trying to adopt this has brought me a lot of peace over recent years.

Billy Corgan might give it a go soon.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 9 October 2020 10:56 (three years ago) link

Lennon's birthday today; no way he'd NOT be one. I mean if you just look at the lyrics on Sometime In New York City, he's a classic case. Yoko too, possibly.

"Free the prisoners, jail the judges
Free all the prisoners everywhere
All they want is truth and justice
All they need is love and care"

"We are born in a prison
Raised in a prison
Sent to a prison called school
We cry in a prison
We love in a prison
We dream in a prison like fools"

"There may be not much difference
Between Marilyn Monroe and Lenny Bruce
We check their coffins.
we're all water"

piscesx, Friday, 9 October 2020 12:00 (three years ago) link

i check Lenny's coffin every Friday

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 October 2020 12:03 (three years ago) link

those lyrics are just generic leftist sloganeering; just because current conspiracy theorists use anti-authoritarian rhetoric doesn't mean everyone else who does is simpatico

Yoko Ono, who is alive, had someone edit vintage clips of Lennon to give out a stay-safe-during-covid message (my day is worse for having found this out).

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 9 October 2020 12:15 (three years ago) link

from the aquarium drunkard interview with probable trumpist tobin sprout:

Tobin Sprout: Right, the masks. I was on the board of the historical society, and we had to wear the masks for an hour and a half for this meeting. It was devastating and claustrophobic. We were far enough apart that we could take the masks off if we wanted to, and then there were a couple of people that didn’t want to, so everybody had to wear them. It is what it is, I guess.

"it is what it is"

adam, Friday, 9 October 2020 13:03 (three years ago) link

sounds truly devastating, wearing a mask for 90 minutes

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

:(

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link

god what a baby

brimstead, Friday, 9 October 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

I went to a podiatrist earlier today; she wore an N95 mask, and seemed like a cool enough person (I had seen her once before)... but when the conversation turned to masks, she turned out to be something of a covid "truther." It was kind of bizarre/unsettling.

Guitar Dick (morrisp), Friday, 9 October 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

It should be a shock that FIve Finger Death Punch just released an anti-mask video:

The video opens with a Ralph Waldo Emerson quote, "Fiction reveals truth that reality obscures," before launching into the action. The clip, shot in Los Angeles, starts with a Nancy Pelosi-esque political figure praising mask-wearers for being "compliant," even presenting them with a button displaying the Communist sickle emblem. There's also nods to zombies hoarding toilet paper and a work camp for the "People's Republic of America."

But eventually an uprising takes place with people ripping off their masks to head into a violent battle carrying American flags in pursuit of the female leader.

There are plenty of other symbolic nods throughout the video, including "The Great Awakening" flashing during a newscast, which is a reference to QAnon. There are also black-clad figures on leashes that are held by the female leader. They break free to start destroying property, which appears to be a reference to Antifa.

Read More: New FFDP Video Depicts Mask-Wearers as Communists | https://loudwire.com/five-finger-death-punch-living-the-dream-video/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 16 October 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

It should be a shock

it should?

Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Friday, 16 October 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

they're not called five finger health punch

covidiot wind, blowin every time you lift your mask (voodoo chili), Friday, 16 October 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link

lol, sadly true

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, 16 October 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

Yeah that sounds about right for FFDP. Oh well.

I stumbled across one or two songs of theirs that I liked, but that's about it.

DT, Friday, 16 October 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

ultimate FFDP would be better off if they weren't allowed to have arms anymore

Dinglebarista (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 October 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

In 1936 my GRANDAD JACK BROWN volunteered to the Internationale to fight franco's fascists in Spain. In 1941 he shot at Nazi Luftwaffe over Dover. SEE THE ENEMY.

— Ian Brown (@ianbrown) October 18, 2020

groovypanda, Sunday, 18 October 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

1985. I was a lazy ass pothead in a band.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 18 October 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link

Ian Brown is running a solid "don't do drugs" campaign this year

Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 October 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link

Ian Brown’s grandpa was cool

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

Milky bar kunt Twat Wanksock Chris Shitty Patrick Glaxo Jonathan Van Tampon Tier Stasi The British Army. Would you let any of this firm babysit your kids? Howzabout havin em determine every aspect of your life by government decree?

— Ian Brown (@ianbrown) November 1, 2020

groovypanda, Sunday, 1 November 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link

lol

Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Sunday, 1 November 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link

Stone roses are bad but that is quality

Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Sunday, 1 November 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link

Nah, it's wank.

djh, Sunday, 1 November 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

That first sentence is the best lyrics he's written in years.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 1 November 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link

He didn't start the fire

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 1 November 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

Isaac Hanson

Tim Simms (morrisp), Friday, 6 November 2020 02:01 (three years ago) link

Proberbs 9:10?
Probervs 9:10?
Probably 9:10?

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 6 November 2020 06:03 (three years ago) link

mmmProb 9:10

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Friday, 6 November 2020 07:08 (three years ago) link

turns out that Hanson fans were already heartbroken when they tried to get Hanson to say Black Lives Matter earlier in the year, and instead found out that Zac Hanson (a different Hanse to Isaac) is a transphobic, homophobic, Islamophobic gun nut who thinks George Zimmerman was right to murder Trayvon Martin and it doesn't matter what happens to refugees bcz "we don't have room for them"

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Friday, 6 November 2020 07:37 (three years ago) link

did they all forget the Hanson kids were homeschooled

DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

and that theyre Hanson

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

some of the fans in that thread are all "what a relief to finally be able to say that it's a bit weird that their dad picked their wives from a pool of elite superfans, and that even the non-racist one has seven children"

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Friday, 6 November 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

one of my friends ia huge Hanson fan (!) and she is gutted by what's gone on. When I first met her a few years back she told me an annual event where fans can buy tickets for a week on a boat with the band which sounds... intense

boxedjoy, Friday, 6 November 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

This is kind of like when normal people found out the shiplap HGTV show couple were evangelical weirdos with shitty views on LGBTQ rights (and probably many other things). How did you not see the signs?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 6 November 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link

might as well put this one here:

https://i.imgur.com/UzRLXoe.jpg

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2020 09:16 (three years ago) link


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