Missin U <3 - lamentations for those felled by the SB

did u dilute the HP, coz that's weak sauce bro

sugg banning myself to weigh 2nd one out

never sb'd morbs

never learn not to love

seriously though this suggest ban system is a nightmare

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Suggest bans should work like petitions where upon accumulating 51 of them, a poll asking whether or not the accumulatee should be banned is automatically generated and appears on a separate board where arguments for and against banning are heard, and fates are ultimately decided. Suggested names for the board include Purgatory, Civil Court, or I Love Bans.

Propose I Love Popcorn

These celebrity deaths just keep coming, each one more shocking than the last.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/8/87/Spock_funeral.jpg

morbs could not have upset anyone that much

^^ I thought this about dom, cankles, ethan, et al

SBs come in threes

suggest props is actually a good idea, especially if it cancels out sb's 1 for 1, that way people who post things that are valued by the community receive some benefit. right now the system is solely about punishment and negativity and the only counter we have to someone getting sb'd that we like is gay meta threads like this.

but for serious, and i'm sure this would be way too much work, but a great idea imo would be "suggest ban this user from thread". if s/he gets 5 in one thread, he's banned from that thread for a week, and so on.

― there's a blapp for that (k3vin k.), Friday, June 26, 2009 11:00 PM (1 week ago)

i still think this is a good idea. imo the best way to deal w/ morbs is just to ban him from any politix thread and let him post to baseball and film threads where his opinions might actually be relevant/valuable

guys there is gonna be like an endless string of "suggest" links after everyone's posts

"suggest hotdog/taco"

suggest new type of suggestion

well i think we all agree that "suggest props" is retarded

suggest fries with that

suggest props is actually a good idea, especially if it cancels out sb's 1 for 1, that way people who post things that are valued by the community receive some benefit. right now the system is solely about punishment and negativity and the only counter we have to someone getting sb'd that we like is gay meta threads like this.

mega-ranted about this some time ago, although "suggest unban" was my name for it.

well i think we all agree that "suggest props" is retarded

sugbanned u for this btw fyi iirc sry.

I have no comment

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^ That is awesome.

I love Flying Dawkins squirrel...

I think Viking Funerals are the way to go.

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well i think we all agree that "suggest props" is retarded

― Nabisco™ (k3vin k.), Friday, July 3, 2009 9:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark'

not cool man

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morbs could not have upset anyone that much

^^ I thought this about dom, cankles, ethan, et al

u thought people who went around stirring shit and insulting people wouldn't upset anyone? morbs was stubborn and trollish but never made a habit of attacking other posters personally

um you must never read US political threads...

not that I think he should have been banned.

um you must never read US political threads...

Exactly. Spending a significant amount of your time stalking one particular type of thread so that you can childishly insult everyone on it and then petulantly refuse any attempt to converse about the topic at hand or explain what your positions are goes beyond annoying to flat-out trolling, something you can get banned for. It is patently obvious that mods banning him flat-out for this would inspire a gigantic meta clusterfuck even though he deserves it, so we decided to let the posting community get sick of him. Now that you've spoken, he now has a month off to figure out how to express his hatred of American politicians and the people who vote for them without being an offensive asshole about it.

And "I was just blowing off steam," which he has trotted out in the past, doesn't cut it.

why i don't go on the political threads no. 7543, i guess.

ok i just read that morbs iraq thread--way to get baited you goofs.

It is patently obvious that mods banning him flat-out for this would inspire a gigantic meta clusterfuck even though he deserves it, so we decided to let the posting community get sick of him. Now that you've spoken,

I see your point here, but at the same time it's a little unfair to be like "hey this is what you want" when lots of people in this thread are saying that this isn't what we want and we think the current SB system is a bad thing.

completely otm. morbs would troll a bit, but i think he also added a lot of value in other areas to justify it. if we let everybody who was offended get their way, then k-punk wins! say NO to grey vampires!

Ny sb against morbs was for his pissing on ethan's grave.

It is patently obvious that mods banning him flat-out for this would inspire a gigantic meta clusterfuck even though he deserves it, so we decided to let the posting community get sick of him. Now that you've spoken, he now has a month off to figure out how to express his hatred of American politicians and the people who vote for them without being an offensive asshole about it.

^^awed by the Solomonic fairmindedness and total absence of personal animus here^^

"Now that you've spoken" is loltastic, though! Sounds like Ollie North's lawyer at the Iran-contra hearings -- "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!" All 52 of them.

As I posted in the hours before I was muzzled, i am done done done with the politics threads, as my Most Unpopular Opinion re The Slick "Centrist" clearly is not permitted there. Also, it's a waste of time. As far as "expressing hatred of American politicians and the people who vote for them without being an offensive asshole" goes, this has never been applied to folks who do that when it involves the Green Party, Nader, McKinney, Paul, etc.

Really, you can't chasten a man in his late 40s who's entering his fifth month of unemployment by anonymously telling him to go stand in the corner for a month on a messageboard. This largely unexplained policing procedure (nearly all I know about it comes from 77) is some bullshit, even for ILX, and I'm sadder and more pissed off about this place than ever.

I'm not going to use this cowardly Suggest Ban feature anymore, and I think someone more detached from the issue than I should start a thread demanding it be shitcanned.

Now I'm going to prepare for a job interview, and clean the crackers out of my bed.

So this is really how you want to come back?

"more detached than ME," shit.

xp

what can I say? I'm not fond of tribunals, even in sandboxes. Ever the maverick!

xpost HI DERE, you're an awful mod who exacerbates problems, that comment being one example of many, and i wish you'd follow up on your own offer to step down.

be fair, he addressed every one of my points!

I'm not going to use this cowardly Suggest Ban feature anymore, and I think someone more detached from the issue than I should start a thread demanding it be shitcanned.

yeah, I tried that. sterling results.

who are the mods? Who died and made them Mod?

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Wb morbs

would blow morbs?

ive already spent way more time than i ever wanted to talking about the SB thing on other threads, and i have zero beef w/you morbs, but acting like getting SBed by 52 people is like some sort of miniscule every day occurance is kind of disingenuous considering that the list of people that have managed it is basically a whos who of controversial posters on ilx. it seems to me that youve taken the more constructive position of figuring out that the way you and ILX political threads get along prob isnt good for anyone - why not just leave it at that instead of concentrating on whatever personal affront youve taken to getting 51ed?

xpost HI DERE, you're an awful mod who exacerbates problems, that comment being one example of many, and i wish you'd follow up on your own offer to step down.

― bind music up, scratch my discs up (Matt P), Monday, August 3, 2009 8:44 PM (2 hours ago)

i love that this reaction with the names of TOMBOT or HI DERE or me used interchangably keeps getting trotted out like the boring dead horse that it is every time something happens on the board that somebody doesnt like.

As I posted in the hours before I was muzzled, i am done done done with the politics threads

I have much real love for you sir but you know damned well that this ^^^ is at best a statement of intention not worth the paper it won't get printed on & at worse a total lie :)

welcome back tho!

i dunno i hear cafepress prints pretty cheap

wouldja like to make a bet, J0hnny? You can already see that "GOP antics" is going to be the Dem Ostrich poli-thread of choice til it's time to knock on doors in December 2011. I'd sooner debate a herd of freshly castrated wild boars.

jjusten, I have zero beef w/ you as well-- the fact that I've been here so long and don't really know who you are likely speaks well of you -- but sorry, no shame is eating away at me for being "controversial," one of those convenient words that can cover everything from ethan's daily adolescent monkeyshit to me pointing out that a historic rockstar president has no ideals. Dang P saying I need "to figure out how to express my hatred" -- sorry, nobody would say that to my face. It's chickenshit lecturing.

And you're right, this is really boring to discuss, or do anything about, I guess. Power-tripping student council weenies forever...

oh boy is that ever helpful, tyvm

sorry, i'll lament more helpfully next time.

can't we unban J0n W1lliams already?

― sarahel, Saturday, October 10, 2009 1:54 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I tried to sb system for an ILTMI post but I got an error.

my sb of "System" for the results of a Pitchfork poll on ILM apparently went through!

ilx's biggest troll is going down

It's On!

i will never understand u ilx

ilx system can you please unban LJ? i pledge not to sb you if you do this 1 thing.

just curious how many people complaining about him being banned actually sb-ed him at some point.

Not me.

I have probably SBed him 50 times, but not for a year at least.

The SB function has been here only for a year.

you sound regretful.

I think this thread was started soon after the suggest ban function was an installed, so it was probably installed September 11th, 2008. Seems like a fitting date.

oh lord

think i sb'd him once before his first ban, if i'm honest. if i rescind it now would it make a difference?

tuomas, did you really just

I'm sorry, my point was not to compare SB with 9/11. I just wanted to say that the date was fitting, as September 11th has become quite an ominous date.

why?

Why what?

The twin towers of LJ and NRQ have fallen.

the tuo tuowers

I'll have to do some sarahel type digging

:(

you will always be the master of ilx research, jaymc.

suggestion for sb system - an admin log of how many sbs everyone has used (and since when) :)

or maybe just how many over the last 6 months

Have you checked your number recently? You could very well be ILX's Patrick Swayze.

BOOM

captainlorax would only be ilx's patrick swayze if patrick swayze died of cancer, came back to life, and then died of cancer again

he did according to the National Enquirer

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above: (l-r) lorax, ilx

top 12 sbanners revealed! think of the headlines
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captainlorax would only be ilx's patrick swayze if patrick swayze died of cancer, came back to life, and then died of cancer again

if you use that logic, Lj would be some sort of Buddhist saint.

what woudl that make Mr. Que?

lj should be unbannable
― pariah carey (Mr. Que)

guys cut it out w/ the swayze stuff.
too soon.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 9:20 AM Site Whiney G. Weingarten has been banned permanently. 51 suggest bans

hugged. out.

squeezed to death. RIP.

okay seriously, enough of this