This is a thread for ILXORS IN THEIR 50's

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Been there since July 25. Hate it.

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

lol u softies, it's been 4 years for me now and I had my first serious surgery in May

sleeve, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

I've been there for quite a while now and it only gets, um, it only gets, um, never mind.

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link

I better post in this thread while I ca

Brad C., Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link

Lol

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

bookmarked this thread yesterday and not sure how i feel abt it haunting me there at the top of the page

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link

half century club

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link

come on in, the water is nice. i've been in for a few years now

that's not my post, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 02:08 (three years ago) link

i'll catch up in the later 2020s presuming they exist (and i do) (and ilx does)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:48 (three years ago) link

I joined in April - my daughter turned 18 a week before. For her, it was pretty sad not to be able to celebrate under lockdown. For me, separated, terminally uptight about how to be around my "ex" wife, what a godsend not to have any expectations of a party or anything. Being 50 seems OK, although being Australian, the government acknowledged my birthday by mailing me a container to defecate in. That didn't really enrich the experience.

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 04:12 (three years ago) link

Today I became the father of an adult child.

This whole thing is zipping by so fast.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 October 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link

\m/

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 October 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

My sense of time is completely out of whack at the moment. I worked for 30 years before Covid lockdown, yet the months since March seems to have lasted forever and the years before them are now like the distant past.

Luna Schlosser, Saturday, 10 October 2020 12:14 (three years ago) link

I totally understand how you could feel that way! But at the same time, I’m having the opposite problem? Time is absolutely rushing past, how are we in October already? What the hell happened to September? Did we even have a July this year?!?!!

Branwell with an N, Saturday, 10 October 2020 12:30 (three years ago) link

Yeah, my wife and I are both wfh since March and we both find M-F feels more like T-H used to.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Saturday, 10 October 2020 12:40 (three years ago) link

57 next month
ask me anything don't ask me anything

(show hidden tics) (WmC), Saturday, 10 October 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link

My sense of time has gone through various gravity-bending events during lockdown so yeah.

She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 October 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link

Does T-H mean Tuesday to Thursday?

She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 October 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link

Hey gang!

kites aren't fun (NickB), Saturday, 10 October 2020 13:46 (three years ago) link

Howdy!

She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 October 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link

Since I officially left this group in May, I have started How did I get here?? (Thread for ILXors in their 60s)

Jaq, Saturday, 10 October 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

I’m still 16 months away. Oh the joys of youth.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 10 October 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

(oops wrong thread, can't tell my 5's from my 6's anymore)

mike t-diva, Sunday, 11 October 2020 11:48 (three years ago) link

I was born in the age of Aquarius and turned 50 in the age of stupidity. Fuxk 2020 forever.

earlnash, Sunday, 11 October 2020 11:50 (three years ago) link

I have 5 months left in this thread

Mark G, Sunday, 11 October 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

cue David Bowie

She Thinks I Will Dare (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 11 October 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

carroll o'connor was 47 when 'all in the family' started and 54 when it ended

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 December 2020 04:47 (three years ago) link

I refuse to hear this

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 26 December 2020 05:03 (three years ago) link

is it just that we had fluoride? idgi

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 December 2020 05:15 (three years ago) link

Fewer three-martini lunches or three pack a day smoking habits.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Saturday, 26 December 2020 06:11 (three years ago) link

yeah, smoking. but damn

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 December 2020 06:35 (three years ago) link

And of course Wilford Brimley was only 50 in Cocoon.

I’m 51 now but have not officially posted in this thread before, so hey.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 26 December 2020 13:03 (three years ago) link

52 and never officially posted either but tbf i don't feel a day over 55

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 December 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link

55 when the daleks first hove into view ppl:

https://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/persons/76723/76723_v9_ba.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 26 December 2020 13:10 (three years ago) link

*checks notes* i mean 900

mark s, Saturday, 26 December 2020 13:10 (three years ago) link

that's right

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 December 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link

Redd Foxx was 49-54 during Sanford and Son

Josefa, Saturday, 26 December 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

The Big One!

And Then There’s Maudit (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 26 December 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

I measure my years against John Nettles. Bergerac is behind me, I can barely remember The Liver Birds, and I'm in a voice-over trough atm before I enter my Midsomer Murders phase in 2022.

Michael Jones, Saturday, 26 December 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

I had a folder of writing and poetry to which I had stopped adding things in 1992, and just tucked in the back of the cupboard as I moved houses several times.
Today I was organising papers and I decided to take a look, expecting that I would realise what a talent I had put aside to go on with the rest of my life and be overwhelmed with remorse. And then I read it and pretty much every page made me either wince or actually gasp out loud at how bad it was. Don't think I will be starting a novel.

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 28 December 2020 13:03 (three years ago) link

Not quite 50 yet, but I started doing a similar thing last year, reading old essays I had written at university. The ideas were dubious but the writing was quite well-done; for some reason, I had expected the opposite.

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 28 December 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

I knew this existed. Search needed the apostrophe.

Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Monday, 22 February 2021 13:45 (three years ago) link

I can never find.

The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 February 2021 14:32 (three years ago) link

Although I suppose I won’t need in a few years

The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 22 February 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link

Last year I turned 50 and hosted a pub quiz to celebrate. It was so much fun. I think it might even have been fun for other people too. I haven't seen my brothers since. Stupid covid.

trishyb, Monday, 22 February 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link

hi y'all

Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Monday, 22 February 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link

things are great so far, tbh

Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Monday, 22 February 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link

Almost there, lurking in this thread with interest and trepidation

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 22 February 2021 16:02 (three years ago) link

Welcome!

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 22 February 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link

Soon. (Eight days.)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 February 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link


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